Hello, guys. I have a confession to make. I am not really an atheist. I am actually 100% Christian and have been pretending to be one of you this whole time. You all fell for it, hook line and sinker. Yeah, some of you were a little skeptical at first, but I was accepted into your ranks in time. You foolish fools. I joined these forums nearly two years ago to study the arguments and strategies used by atheists. And now, I have compiled my data to create the ultimate argument to prove to all you doubters that God does exist. When my next thread comes, you won't be able to use your skepticism as an excuse to sin any more. You will no longer be able to pretend that you do not know, deep down, that God exists.
I doubt I was able to fool anyone, but April Fools anyway. lol