Solomon Zorn Vs. God

[Solomon Zorn]

As soon as He shows up, we can work out the subject and details of the debate...

[SGOS]

Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.

[Solomon Zorn]

Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.

I'm sure he'll be along shortly...

[Baruch]

Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.

Dead Sea Tupperware is better ... stores both scrolls and kosher leftovers ;-)

[God]

Yes, my child, what is it?

[Solomon Zorn]

"Oh, No! They say he's got to go..."

Okay, you've got the "purposeful grimace," but where's the "terrible sound?"

Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...

[Baruch]

Probably just Chibi Zilla.

[God]

"Oh, No! They say he's got to go..."

Okay, you've got the "purposeful grimace," but where's the "terrible sound?"

Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...

Look, I'm a busy deity, and setting up a cross-dimensional internet connection isn't exactly easy. Cut me some slack.

[Solomon Zorn]

King Kong was a stop-motion animation model...

Gojira was a man in a rubber suit...

I suspect God is a sockpuppet...

[Mr.Obvious]

Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...

Let's get an expert's opinion.

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[Hijiri Byakuren]

I suspect God is a sockpuppet...

No... you think? How many people do you know who refer to Godzilla as their Lord and Lizard?

Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.

[SGOS]

Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.

No one should ever take God's name...

[Solomon Zorn]

No... you think? How many people do you know who refer to Godzilla as their Lord and Lizard?

Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.

I had you pegged as the culprit, but for some reason I thought you would know that, your Lord and Lizard's name, Gojira, actually means something more like "Gorilla-Whale," than "God -Lizard."

But yeah, I mean, just the same, who could resist the unused name...

[Solomon Zorn]

But now, what's God gonna call himself when He logs-on?

[Hijiri Byakuren]

But now, what's God gonna call himself when He logs-on?

I imagine he'll use his real name.