Author Topic: Solomon Zorn Vs. God  (Read 266 times)

Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« on: March 29, 2017, 12:36:35 PM »
As soon as He shows up, we can work out the subject and details of the debate...
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Offline SGOS

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2017, 12:44:31 PM »
Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.

Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2017, 01:34:30 PM »
Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.
I'm sure he'll be along shortly...
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
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Offline Baruch

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2017, 06:42:50 PM »
Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.

Dead Sea Tupperware is better ... stores both scrolls and kosher leftovers ;-)
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Offline God

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2017, 06:53:17 PM »
Yes, my child, what is it?

Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2017, 10:56:32 PM »
"Oh, No! They say he's got to go..."

Okay, you've got the "purposeful grimace," but where's the "terrible sound?"

Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
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Offline Baruch

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2017, 12:06:47 AM »
Probably just Chibi Zilla.
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Offline God

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2017, 02:02:13 AM »
"Oh, No! They say he's got to go..."

Okay, you've got the "purposeful grimace," but where's the "terrible sound?"

Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...
Look, I'm a busy deity, and setting up a cross-dimensional internet connection isn't exactly easy. Cut me some slack.

Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2017, 03:32:39 AM »
King Kong was a stop-motion animation model...

Gojira was a man in a rubber suit...

I suspect God is a sockpuppet...
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If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
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Online Mr.Obvious

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2017, 04:35:17 AM »
Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...

Let's get an expert's opinion.

Oh, @Hijiri Byakuren what do you think?
E = Mc²

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trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

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Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2017, 11:03:53 AM »
I suspect God is a sockpuppet...
No... you think? How many people do you know who refer to Godzilla as their Lord and Lizard? :lol:

Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.

Offline SGOS

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2017, 11:27:04 AM »
Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.
No one should ever take God's name...

Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2017, 03:54:55 PM »
No... you think? How many people do you know who refer to Godzilla as their Lord and Lizard? :lol:

Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.
I had you pegged as the culprit, but for some reason I thought you would know that, your Lord and Lizard's name, Gojira, actually means something more like "Gorilla-Whale," than "God -Lizard."

But yeah, I mean, just the same, who could resist the unused name...
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Offline Solomon Zorn (OP)

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2017, 04:00:04 PM »
But now, what's God gonna call himself when He logs-on?
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Offline Hijiri Byakuren

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Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2017, 07:17:30 PM »
But now, what's God gonna call himself when He logs-on?
I imagine he'll use his real name.