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Offline Solomon Zorn

Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« on: March 29, 2017, 12:36:35 PM »
As soon as He shows up, we can work out the subject and details of the debate...
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Offline SGOS

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2017, 12:44:31 PM »
Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2017, 01:34:30 PM »
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Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.
I'm sure he'll be along shortly...
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Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2017, 06:42:50 PM »
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Thank God for the archives, where this thread can be stored forever.

Dead Sea Tupperware is better ... stores both scrolls and kosher leftovers ;-)
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Offline God

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2017, 06:53:17 PM »
Yes, my child, what is it?
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2017, 10:56:32 PM »
"Oh, No! They say he's got to go..."

Okay, you've got the "purposeful grimace," but where's the "terrible sound?"

Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...
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Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2017, 12:06:47 AM »
Probably just Chibi Zilla.
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Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2017, 02:02:13 AM »
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"Oh, No! They say he's got to go..."

Okay, you've got the "purposeful grimace," but where's the "terrible sound?"

Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...
Look, I'm a busy deity, and setting up a cross-dimensional internet connection isn't exactly easy. Cut me some slack.
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2017, 03:32:39 AM »
King Kong was a stop-motion animation model...

Gojira was a man in a rubber suit...

I suspect God is a sockpuppet...
« Last Edit: March 30, 2017, 03:34:42 AM by Solomon Zorn »
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Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2017, 04:35:17 AM »
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Silly lizard...I don't think you're the real Zilla...

Let's get an expert's opinion.

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Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2017, 11:03:53 AM »
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I suspect God is a sockpuppet...
No... you think? How many people do you know who refer to Godzilla as their Lord and Lizard? :lol:

Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.
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« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2017, 11:27:04 AM »
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Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.
No one should ever take God's name...
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2017, 03:54:55 PM »
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No... you think? How many people do you know who refer to Godzilla as their Lord and Lizard? :lol:

Honestly I was just amazed that "God" wasn't taken and, well, I had to do it.
I had you pegged as the culprit, but for some reason I thought you would know that, your Lord and Lizard's name, Gojira, actually means something more like "Gorilla-Whale," than "God -Lizard."

But yeah, I mean, just the same, who could resist the unused name...
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Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2017, 04:00:04 PM »
But now, what's God gonna call himself when He logs-on?
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Re: Solomon Zorn Vs. God
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2017, 07:17:30 PM »
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But now, what's God gonna call himself when He logs-on?
I imagine he'll use his real name.
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