Author Topic: Sylar Reporting  (Read 213 times)

Offline Sylar (OP)

Sylar Reporting
« on: March 29, 2017, 01:40:42 AM »
I am Sylar and I am here to inform you that you all are going to hell.

Don't worry, that's where all the booze and hookers are going to be... and we're going to have a great time (read that last one with an Irish accent).

I've been here for a while now, so this is a late introduction. I like to survey the forum, see if I like it and fit in, before writing an introduction. I figure, if I'm not gunna stick around why waste my time?

I am an atheist, so that makes me really unique around here.

My background is kind of an unholy combination of Roman Catholic and Jew. My mum is Lebanese, my dad is Italian-American. They met in Lebanon, when my dad was a soldier with United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon. My home growing up was mostly Catholic, but I grew into Jewish culture as an adult, during my college years. Never cared for fairytales in either, though.

I currently live in California.

I think that about covers my background, but feel free to ask anything.

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #1 on: March 29, 2017, 01:53:42 AM »
How do we solve the energy-crisis?

Welcome, formally, to our little band of heathens.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2017, 01:59:06 AM »
Yeah, I noticed that you slipped in without an introduction, but for some reason, I never called you on it. I must be going soft. Either way, you seem to have proven that you're not a troll. So welcome to the forum.
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
Poetry and Proverbs of the Uneducated Hick

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Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #3 on: March 29, 2017, 02:02:12 AM »
Yeah, I noticed that you slipped in without an introduction, but for some reason, I never called you on it. I must be going soft. Either way, you seem to have proven that you're not a troll. So welcome to the forum.

I simply figured he'd always been there. He's had a very gentle way of easing himself into our hearts.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Offline SGOS

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2017, 09:21:57 AM »
I simply figured he'd always been there. He's had a very gentle way of easing himself into our hearts.
He's always been here like the end of infinite regression, an entity without a previous cause.

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2017, 09:27:18 AM »
I have a cat that craps on the garage floor. This is the only introduction to me you will ever need.
Does your cat crap on your garage floor?
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline SGOS

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2017, 09:29:19 AM »
I have a cat that craps on the garage floor. This is the only introduction to me you will ever need.
Does your cat crap on your garage floor?
According to forum protocol, the question should be, "How often does your cat crap and fart?"

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2017, 10:16:10 AM »
According to forum protocol, the question should be, "How often does your cat crap and fart?"
As coined by whatshisface.. Damned..my memory for names sucks..
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline Baruch

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2017, 12:41:12 PM »
I have a cat that craps on the garage floor. This is the only introduction to me you will ever need.
Does your cat crap on your garage floor?

My cat craps in her box.  Don't have a garage.  For awhile, didn't even have a car.  Winning, American style!
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Offline Sylar (OP)

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2017, 08:11:32 PM »
Thanks all!

How do we solve the energy-crisis?

Welcome, formally, to our little band of heathens.

I would use APA's methane-producing cat and punish her for crapping on garage floor by linking its feces canal to a gas harvesting mechanism.

Offline aitm

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2017, 09:23:08 PM »
This forum is going to shit....
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Offline Baruch

Re: Sylar Reporting
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2017, 10:08:12 PM »
This forum is going to shit....

Going to the dogs, but nothing wrong with that ;-)
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