Author Topic: Allow me to introduce myself. I want to share my discovering with everyone.  (Read 756 times)

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

I have all the answers, but I'm just not interested in sharing my vast knowledge of everything. The truth?  You can't handle the truth.
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline Mr.Obvious

I've only ever told one lie, and this is it.



Existential crisis intensifies
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.


Offline Hijiri Byakuren

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Existential crisis intensifies
You're a mantis, all you have to do to get out of this situation is mate. You'll have an orgy, get your head bitten off, and subsequently have not a care in the world!

You're a mantis, all you have to do to get out of this situation is mate. You'll have an orgy, get your head bitten off, and subsequently have not a care in the world!
Unlike human males, who can have their head bitten off twice.

Don't think too hard on that.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Hello, guys.

I am new to the forums and would like to introduce myself.

I'm a religious researcher.

I recently finished writing a book regarding religious matters, with a huge potential to cause a stir, and since I know that due to my proposal I will be attacked by fundamentalist zealots and blind believers, I'm working on building contacts with open minded people who could support me in this enterprise.

I’ll be honest with you, I’m not exactly an atheist. The reason why I’m here is because I do prefer an honest atheist than a hypocrite believer. It is impossible to argue with blind believers when it is about questioning religious dogmas.

I'll later start a discussion about my book. I'm trying to get it published.
Keep in touch if you feel interested. I have plans to give away the book for free in places like this forum.
Thank you!

PS: I've read the RULES and I know about the advertising restrictions. I DID NOT COME HERE TO ADVERTISE NOR TO SELL ANYTHING!
You are a gnostic, which, of course, means you are not atheistic.  You are quite the opposite in fact.  So why lie about what you are from the start???  Why not simply tell us you are gnostic?  Want to fool the poor dumb atheists???  Maybe get a few to buy your wonderful new book about gnosticism, which none of us poor dumb atheists have heard about??  Yeah, that's the ticket--snake oil salesmen from times long past have used that tact.  And since your religion is only another form of snake oil why not use that tact?  Honesty of the actual sort just is not becoming a christian anyway.   

I would suggest mr. gnostic, that your very life is based upon lies.  You would not know the truth if it slapped you in the face.

Oh, welcome to our little forum....................................
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline Mr.Obvious

You're a mantis, all you have to do to get out of this situation is mate. You'll have an orgy, get your head bitten off, and subsequently have not a care in the world!

There are worse times to go than right at la petite morte.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

I'm currently researching for my new book, How to make fun of people who think they have all the answers.
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Offline Baruch

I'm currently researching for my new book, How to make fun of people who think they have all the answers.

Do these people get a "lifeline" if you stump them?

Name of your show (reflecting the contestants) ... Do You Want To Be An Idiot?
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Offline Cavebear

Hello, guys.

I am new to the forums and would like to introduce myself.

I'm a religious researcher.

I recently finished writing a book regarding religious matters, with a huge potential to cause a stir, and since I know that due to my proposal I will be attacked by fundamentalist zealots and blind believers, I'm working on building contacts with open minded people who could support me in this enterprise.

I’ll be honest with you, I’m not exactly an atheist. The reason why I’m here is because I do prefer an honest atheist than a hypocrite believer. It is impossible to argue with blind believers when it is about questioning religious dogmas.

I'll later start a discussion about my book. I'm trying to get it published.
Keep in touch if you feel interested. I have plans to give away the book for free in places like this forum.
Thank you!

PS: I've read the RULES and I know about the advertising restrictions. I DID NOT COME HERE TO ADVERTISE NOR TO SELL ANYTHING!

Please, I want to be saved but do not know how.  I am tired of a meaningless life.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!

Offline Ro3bert

Well, for whatever it's worth welcome to AF.

Offline Baruch

Please, I want to be saved but do not know how.  I am tired of a meaningless life.

Saved = don't spend all your income, put part of it in the piggy bank.  Something most of humanity has no grasp of.
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Offline Baruch

Joined in March, never made a second post. Pretty sure he's not coming back.

We love our echo chambers!
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Offline PickelledEggs

"Tell Pilate to release the files!!!" - Bill Hicks
"I have an open mind, but not so open that my brains will fall out" -James Randi
"One who truly hates himself cannot love, he cannot place his trust in another." - NGE