Greetings!

[SatanicJesus]

 

[Unbeliever]

Apparently, according to the Bible, Lucifer and Jesus are one and the same:



Isaiah 14:12

How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

Revelation 22:16

I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.

So have fun, and welcome!

[Mr.Obvious]

Welcome to our little band of heathens.

[Unbeliever]

Apparently, God and Satan are one and the same, as well:

1 Chronicles 21:1

And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.

2 Samuel  24:1

And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.

Both these passages tell the same story of David taking a census of the people, but who was it who provoked him to do that?