Author Topic: Greetings!  (Read 387 times)

Greetings!
« on: March 10, 2017, 02:03:10 AM »
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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2017, 04:12:37 PM »
Apparently, according to the Bible, Lucifer and Jesus are one and the same:



Isaiah 14:12
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How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

Revelation 22:16
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I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.



So have fun, and welcome!
God Not Found
"I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.”
Stephen Hawking

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Greetings!
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2017, 05:12:05 PM »
Welcome to our little band of heathens.
"Intention is no matter. Only consequence has true form."
- Spencer Porkensenson

Re: Greetings!
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2017, 05:58:26 PM »
Apparently, God and Satan are one and the same, as well:

1 Chronicles 21:1
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And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.



2 Samuel  24:1
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And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.


Both these passages tell the same story of David taking a census of the people, but who was it who provoked him to do that?
God Not Found
"I regard the brain as a computer which will stop working when its components fail. There is no heaven or afterlife for broken down computers; that is a fairy story for people afraid of the dark.”
Stephen Hawking

 

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