Author Topic: Greetings!  (Read 216 times)

Greetings!
« on: March 10, 2017, 02:03:10 AM »
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Re: Greetings!
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2017, 04:12:37 PM »
Apparently, according to the Bible, Lucifer and Jesus are one and the same:



Isaiah 14:12
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How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations!

Revelation 22:16
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I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David, and the bright and morning star.



So have fun, and welcome!
God Not Found
"Never criticize someone unless you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then when you criticize him at least you'll be a mile away - and you'll have his shoes."
Ray Magliozzi
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted at all."

Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: Greetings!
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2017, 05:12:05 PM »
Welcome to our little band of heathens.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Re: Greetings!
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2017, 05:58:26 PM »
Apparently, God and Satan are one and the same, as well:

1 Chronicles 21:1
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And Satan stood up against Israel, and provoked David to number Israel.



2 Samuel  24:1
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And again the anger of the LORD was kindled against Israel, and he moved David against them to say, Go, number Israel and Judah.


Both these passages tell the same story of David taking a census of the people, but who was it who provoked him to do that?
God Not Found
"Never criticize someone unless you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then when you criticize him at least you'll be a mile away - and you'll have his shoes."
Ray Magliozzi
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted at all."