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I hate perverts

Started by Snowblo, February 27, 2017, 06:20:04 AM

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Unbeliever

You don't like "perverts," and yet you blo snow? Sound pretty perverted to me... :headscratch:
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Sorginak

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 28, 2017, 05:02:15 PM
You don't like "perverts," and yet you blo snow? Sound pretty perverted to me... :headscratch:

I was wondering when someone would be smart enough to make reference to the username.

PickelledEggs

Quote from: Sorginak on February 28, 2017, 05:03:20 PM
I was wondering when someone would be smart enough to make reference to the username.
I was suspicious of if he might be an old (banned) member that went by the name of "Frosty", who also had an obsession with the euphemism of "snow", in reference to cocaine.

It doesn't matter though, because he's in the troll cage now for being an obvious troll. It didn't even matter if it turned out that he was a sock

Munch

Quote from: Unbeliever on February 28, 2017, 05:02:15 PM
You don't like "perverts," and yet you blo snow? Sound pretty perverted to me... :headscratch:



Ho ho, these kids are so creative these days hunny, why look what little billy made :)
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

doorknob

Fun lighthearted story:

I worked at mcdonalds as my first job. Met some real upstanding people let me tell you. Any how I was pregnant with my daughter so I was just moving in with my ex like newly what ever you wanna call it. So this crazy redheaded kid I knew from school started working with us. For as long as I've known him he's been that way.
Well he finally got his first girlfriend at like age 20. And naturally she was jail bait.

But being the honorable guy he was he decided to get rid of his porn. Well how dare him to throw out porn like that! So he gave this box of porn to my ex. I was so happy that day let me tell you.(I'm an insecure and jealous girlfriend, albeit I've calmed down a lot since then but still.)And my ex eagerly took it!

Well it was a box of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever seen in my life! People with birdcages on their heads, a dress up and playing the part of a seal, Clown sex (Yes as if fucking clowns weren't scary enough). Women having sex with muppets type things. Um also mister fun! I'll never for get him, he had sex with a spoon.

I couldn't be mad ad ed any more he had just provided hours of nightmare inducing entertainment. Better than any horror movie! The weirdness just goes on and on. Some of this stuff was so creative that I couldn't have imagined it before seeing it. I don't know if I'm scarred or not but I know it hasn't help my mental illness.

I can laugh heartily about it now though!

Unbeliever

Wow - I guess better sex with a spoon than a knife and fork!


Or with a spider!


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doorknob

That's right up there on scary with the clown! No wonder pennyluck was a spider!! IT all makes sense now!

Munch

'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Sylar

Quote from: Munch on March 01, 2017, 04:43:41 AM


Ho ho, these kids are so creative these days hunny, why look what little billy made :)

/thread :D
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Hydra009

Quote from: doorknob on March 01, 2017, 04:49:58 AMWell it was a box of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever seen in my life! People with birdcages on their heads, a dress up and playing the part of a seal, Clown sex (Yes as if fucking clowns weren't scary enough). Women having sex with muppets type things. Um also mister fun! I'll never for get him, he had sex with a spoon.
I've seen some bizarre stuff, too.

One thing I found interesting was a couple swapping tartar sauce 8 feet underwater.  They shared a mask hooked up to an air canister but used it way less often than I expected them to.  Amazing endurance.  And despite my expectation that it wouldn't work, everything apparently worked just fine.  Learn something new every day.

Hijiri Byakuren

Quote from: Unbeliever on March 01, 2017, 05:12:20 PM
Wow - I guess better sex with a spoon than a knife and fork!


Or with a spider!



I mean, it looks like she's enjoying herself.
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PickelledEggs

Quote from: Munch on March 01, 2017, 04:43:41 AM


Ho ho, these kids are so creative these days hunny, why look what little billy made :)
I almost locked the thread after seeing this. Not because it was out of bounds, just because you win. You win the thread with that picture.

:lol:

Solomon Zorn

Quote from: Munch on March 01, 2017, 08:10:32 PM
[Image of Spidey blowing Batman]
Should be Robin blowing Batman. I don't go for inter-universe sex.
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Cavebear

Quote from: PickelledEggs on February 27, 2017, 11:12:44 PM
Gonna just throw him in the troll bin. It's pretty obvious why he is here.

It's getting NEAR that time for sure. I sure won't argue about it.
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PickelledEggs

Quote from: Cavebear on March 02, 2017, 09:07:24 AM
It's getting NEAR that time for sure. I sure won't argue about it.
I restricted him to Purgatory 3 days ago.