Fun lighthearted story:
I worked at mcdonalds as my first job. Met some real upstanding people let me tell you. Any how I was pregnant with my daughter so I was just moving in with my ex like newly what ever you wanna call it. So this crazy redheaded kid I knew from school started working with us. For as long as I've known him he's been that way.
Well he finally got his first girlfriend at like age 20. And naturally she was jail bait.
But being the honorable guy he was he decided to get rid of his porn. Well how dare him to throw out porn like that! So he gave this box of porn to my ex. I was so happy that day let me tell you.(I'm an insecure and jealous girlfriend, albeit I've calmed down a lot since then but still.)And my ex eagerly took it!
Well it was a box of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever seen in my life! People with birdcages on their heads, a dress up and playing the part of a seal, Clown sex (Yes as if fucking clowns weren't scary enough). Women having sex with muppets type things. Um also mister fun! I'll never for get him, he had sex with a spoon.
I couldn't be mad ad ed any more he had just provided hours of nightmare inducing entertainment. Better than any horror movie! The weirdness just goes on and on. Some of this stuff was so creative that I couldn't have imagined it before seeing it. I don't know if I'm scarred or not but I know it hasn't help my mental illness.
I can laugh heartily about it now though!