Author Topic: I hate perverts  (Read 1063 times)

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #30 on: February 28, 2017, 05:02:15 PM »
You don't like "perverts," and yet you blo snow? Sound pretty perverted to me... :headscratch:
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Offline Sorginak

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #31 on: February 28, 2017, 05:03:20 PM »
You don't like "perverts," and yet you blo snow? Sound pretty perverted to me... :headscratch:

I was wondering when someone would be smart enough to make reference to the username.
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Offline PickelledEggs

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #32 on: February 28, 2017, 05:30:34 PM »
I was wondering when someone would be smart enough to make reference to the username.
I was suspicious of if he might be an old (banned) member that went by the name of "Frosty", who also had an obsession with the euphemism of "snow", in reference to cocaine.

It doesn't matter though, because he's in the troll cage now for being an obvious troll. It didn't even matter if it turned out that he was a sock
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Offline Munch

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #33 on: March 01, 2017, 04:43:41 AM »
You don't like "perverts," and yet you blo snow? Sound pretty perverted to me... :headscratch:



Ho ho, these kids are so creative these days hunny, why look what little billy made :)

Offline doorknob

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #34 on: March 01, 2017, 04:49:58 AM »
Fun lighthearted story:

I worked at mcdonalds as my first job. Met some real upstanding people let me tell you. Any how I was pregnant with my daughter so I was just moving in with my ex like newly what ever you wanna call it. So this crazy redheaded kid I knew from school started working with us. For as long as I've known him he's been that way.
Well he finally got his first girlfriend at like age 20. And naturally she was jail bait.

But being the honorable guy he was he decided to get rid of his porn. Well how dare him to throw out porn like that! So he gave this box of porn to my ex. I was so happy that day let me tell you.(I'm an insecure and jealous girlfriend, albeit I've calmed down a lot since then but still.)And my ex eagerly took it!

Well it was a box of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever seen in my life! People with birdcages on their heads, a dress up and playing the part of a seal, Clown sex (Yes as if fucking clowns weren't scary enough). Women having sex with muppets type things. Um also mister fun! I'll never for get him, he had sex with a spoon.

I couldn't be mad ad ed any more he had just provided hours of nightmare inducing entertainment. Better than any horror movie! The weirdness just goes on and on. Some of this stuff was so creative that I couldn't have imagined it before seeing it. I don't know if I'm scarred or not but I know it hasn't help my mental illness.

I can laugh heartily about it now though!

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #35 on: March 01, 2017, 05:12:20 PM »
Wow - I guess better sex with a spoon than a knife and fork!


Or with a spider!


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Offline doorknob

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #36 on: March 01, 2017, 07:33:22 PM »
That's right up there on scary with the clown! No wonder pennyluck was a spider!! IT all makes sense now!

Offline Munch

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #37 on: March 01, 2017, 08:10:32 PM »

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #38 on: March 01, 2017, 10:29:49 PM »
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Ho ho, these kids are so creative these days hunny, why look what little billy made :)

/thread :D

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2017, 12:01:16 AM »
Well it was a box of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever seen in my life! People with birdcages on their heads, a dress up and playing the part of a seal, Clown sex (Yes as if fucking clowns weren't scary enough). Women having sex with muppets type things. Um also mister fun! I'll never for get him, he had sex with a spoon.
I've seen some bizarre stuff, too.

One thing I found interesting was a couple swapping tartar sauce 8 feet underwater.  They shared a mask hooked up to an air canister but used it way less often than I expected them to.  Amazing endurance.  And despite my expectation that it wouldn't work, everything apparently worked just fine.  Learn something new every day.

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Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2017, 01:48:50 AM »
Wow - I guess better sex with a spoon than a knife and fork!


Or with a spider!


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I mean, it looks like she's enjoying herself.

Offline PickelledEggs

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2017, 02:07:56 AM »
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Ho ho, these kids are so creative these days hunny, why look what little billy made :)
I almost locked the thread after seeing this. Not because it was out of bounds, just because you win. You win the thread with that picture.

:lol:
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2017, 03:18:55 AM »
[Image of Spidey blowing Batman]
Should be Robin blowing Batman. I don't go for inter-universe sex.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2017, 09:07:24 AM »
Gonna just throw him in the troll bin. It's pretty obvious why he is here.

It's getting NEAR that time for sure. I sure won't argue about it.
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Re: I hate perverts
« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2017, 12:14:21 PM »
It's getting NEAR that time for sure. I sure won't argue about it.
I restricted him to Purgatory 3 days ago.
"Tell Pilate to release the files!!!" - Bill Hicks
"I have an open mind, but not so open that my brains will fall out" -James Randi
"One who truly hates himself cannot love, he cannot place his trust in another." - NGE