Oh, hell. Pick a conspiracy theory, they're all pretty bugfuck. And I'll exclude pronouncements by Asshole, like that he won the popular vote if you "take out the three million illegal voters", or that his inaugural was TEH BEST ATTENDED EVAR WITH BIGLY NUMBERS OF PEOPLE.
But I have a special level of contempt for UFO enthusiasts -- although it damn near is
a religion with some of them.
Let's start with the term UFO. What does the U stand for? Unidentified
. What's an alien spaceship? An identified
flying object. If you're going to point at a light in the sky and tell me it's a UFO, don't then immediately try to tell me what it is if your first guess isn't "meteor", "jet" or "satellite".
Speaking of lights in the sky, d'you know how many things cause lights in the sky to appear? That don't
require resorting to aliens to explain? The director of the observatory north of town has often remarked on the number of calls he gets about "alien spaceships" after an ISS overflight or an especially bright Iridium flare