Author Topic: Creative ways to say  (Read 595 times)

Offline Mr.Obvious (OP)

Creative ways to say
« on: February 20, 2017, 07:21:08 AM »
Creative way to say 'you're fucked':

You got ninety-nine problems, but getting dick ain't one.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Offline aitm

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2017, 08:44:20 PM »
Of course I'll pay...do I look like a liar?
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Offline Cavebear

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #2 on: March 22, 2017, 04:33:11 AM »
Of course I'll pay...do I look like a liar?

You nailed the description of that project in that meeting, boss... 
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2017, 06:44:07 PM »
shit rolls downhill and you are at the bottom my friend
not expecting god to show up, but if he does we’re going to have to beat the prick up.

Offline SGOS

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2017, 11:13:41 PM »
Honey, we need to talk.

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #5 on: May 08, 2017, 11:19:07 PM »
You'll be working with your peers from now on.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline Cavebear

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #6 on: May 09, 2017, 03:23:26 AM »
We are right-sizing the office.  This office is filled with lions and tigers.  You are a zebra...
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #7 on: May 09, 2017, 06:04:55 PM »
May the Good God be with you!
God Not Found
“Money supplants skill; it's possession allows us to become happily stupid.”
Bill McKibben, The Age of Missing Information

Offline aitm

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2017, 11:46:31 AM »
You'll be working with your peers from now on.

Perfect segue, corporate sent out a memo that all supers needed their superiors approval for any time off is granted. I openly responded, " I don't have any superiors, can I ask a project manager instead, they think highly of themselves?"

That got a few guffaws from the lower caste and one furrowed eyebrow from an idiot. The big dog laughed so all was well.
A humans desire to live is exceeded only by their willingness to die for another. Even god cannot equal this magnificent sacrifice. No god has the right to judge them.-first tenant of the Panotheust

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2017, 06:08:35 PM »
Hey, you'll be in great shape after breaking all those rocks!
God Not Found
“Money supplants skill; it's possession allows us to become happily stupid.”
Bill McKibben, The Age of Missing Information

Offline Cavebear

Re: Creative ways to say
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2017, 01:23:07 AM »
Perfect segue, corporate sent out a memo that all supers needed their superiors approval for any time off is granted. I openly responded, " I don't have any superiors, can I ask a project manager instead, they think highly of themselves?"

That got a few guffaws from the lower caste and one furrowed eyebrow from an idiot. The big dog laughed so all was well.

I recall an old joke.  A passenger at a train station in a small town complained to the ticketmaster.  The complaint was denied.  The passenger demanded to speak to his superior.  The ticketmaster handed him his business card, which read: 

Ticketmaster
Train Station Manager
Fire Department Chief
Police Chief
City Budget Manager
Mayor

After which he said "Sir, I have no Superiors, and damned few Equals"!
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead!  b 1950