Author Topic: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)  (Read 2528 times)

Offline Blackleaf (OP)

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #30 on: January 28, 2017, 06:13:26 PM »
You fail to understand the word of God. But how can you understand when you reject and belittle?

Romans 12:19
"Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord."

The Lord Himself takes care of wrong doings to His own. Christians are hated and considered weak because they let the Lord fight their battles. It's not easy to turn the other cheek, but it is the Lord's commandment.

Your analogy of biblical sacrifices is that of a child's understanding.

You are dodging again. Classic sign that you have no logical leg to stand on.
"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness." - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2017, 06:51:40 PM »
Generally it is more appropriate to pet the hairball out of a kittycat.  The meme of zombies is, they are always looking to eat brains ... so the dogs are safe ;-)
As are the fanatical Christians and other God-botherers...
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"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted at all."

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2017, 06:54:44 PM »
God Not Found
"Never criticize someone unless you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then when you criticize him at least you'll be a mile away - and you'll have his shoes."
Ray Magliozzi
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted at all."

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2017, 10:30:44 PM »
more cats for the altar?
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2017, 12:12:11 PM »
Joke:  A horde of zombies invade a monastery.  They leave unsatisfied...  No brains...
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Online Baruch

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2017, 12:54:09 PM »
Joke:  A horde of zombies invade a monastery.  They leave unsatisfied...  No brains...

But now they don't say "brains" randomly, but as a Gregorian chant ;-)
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2017, 01:47:12 PM »
But now they don't say "brains" randomly, but as a Gregorian chant ;-)

The idea of zombies doing gregorian chants positively boggles the mind.  Would there be a ukelele involved?
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Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2017, 06:27:39 PM »
They'd probably sound a lot like Young Frankenstein...



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"Never criticize someone unless you've walked a mile in his shoes. Then when you criticize him at least you'll be a mile away - and you'll have his shoes."
Ray Magliozzi
"Time you enjoy wasting is not wasted at all."

Online Baruch

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2017, 06:38:04 PM »
The idea of zombies doing gregorian chants positively boggles the mind.  Would there be a ukelele involved?

Nos volo
cerebro,
cerebrum
volumus,
(semel repetam)

scrutari ubique
scrutari ubique
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Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #39 on: February 04, 2017, 01:27:35 PM »
Joke:  A horde of zombies invade a monastery.  They leave unsatisfied...  No brains...
and then they remember they had already been there and ate there brains a long time ago.
Would you like to play with my invisible friend? HE can give you anything that you want. All you have to do is ask HIM

Offline Cavebear

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2017, 04:45:30 AM »
Nos volo
cerebro,
cerebrum
volumus,
(semel repetam)

scrutari ubique
scrutari ubique
"we want
brain
brain
we
(Repeat once more)"

Fasinating.
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Online Baruch

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2017, 08:58:17 AM »
I was trying to get that Gregorian chant rhythm ...

So do the body of the song twice, then the refrain is one line repeated, at the end.  Notice three syllables on each line of the body.  The refrain line is six syllables long.  Don't know if the Latin properly scans though (long vs short vowels).  Used Google Translate ... as the shit it is, it can't properly back translate its own output to English (there is no AI, it is a parlor trick).  The English of the body is something like ... "we want brains, all the brains".  The refrain is "searching everywhere".  If you want to know how Google fakes this (and it is a useful fake) ask in the computer science section.

This is a "salutate" to all my Catholic friends and relatives and ancestors.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2017, 10:32:49 AM »
Verum est. Vis cerebro.
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Online Baruch

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2017, 11:34:14 AM »
No Cerebris, non mentis lucra. (paraphrase of no pain no gain).
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Christians Should Kill Themselves (shameless click bait)
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2017, 11:41:40 AM »
No Cerebris, non mentis lucra. (paraphrase of no pain no gain).

And comotose ad finitum  parking space (conundrum) flatulence to you too.  ;)

Sorry, I had Hannibal carrying his elephant over the Alps...  So I joke about Latin.
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