Semen Is Good For You

[Mermaid]

When I see shit like this it always makes want find a brick wall and bang my head on it until the thinking stops.

Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out the nutritional benefits of semen and also find out if there any species of animals that consume semen. Why? Because we're boys and we like blowjobs and we want more of them.
Grant Writer: Sounds like a winner, here's your check.

Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out what kinds of miracle cures can be had from the use of stem cells. Why? Because stem cells can do amazing things and have amazing benefits for all of man kind if we can figure out how to work with them
Grant Writer: You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you DIE!!!!!

 :rollin:

[WitchSabrina]

When I see shit like this it always makes want find a brick wall and bang my head on it until the thinking stops.

Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out the nutritional benefits of semen and also find out if there any species of animals that consume semen. Why? Because we're boys and we like blowjobs and we want more of them.
Grant Writer: Sounds like a winner, here's your check.

Scientist: We'd like grant money so we can figure out what kinds of miracle cures can be had from the use of stem cells. Why? Because stem cells can do amazing things and have amazing benefits for all of man kind if we can figure out how to work with them
Grant Writer: You go to Hell! You go to Hell and you DIE!!!!!

[Plu]

That was quick. Show this one to your girl. I dare you.

Done. Let's see what she says :P

[Plu]

That was quick. Show this one to your girl. I dare you.

Done. Let's see what she says :P

She said "But it still tastes bad!".

:(

[WitchSabrina]

That was quick. Show this one to your girl. I dare you.

Done. Let's see what she says :P

She said "But it still tastes bad!".

:(

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[aitm]

I know a lady (who shall remain nameless) who can tell right off the bat how the guy is going to taste and if, (if she was interested in him) she would consider giving him a BJ. If he drinks beer, not so much, dark beer, not at all. Straight whiskeys, maybe, water only, most likely but if he is drinking water at a party or a pub he probably is an ex alchy and they can be soooo much drama so why bother?

[stromboli]

Hmm. Sounds like one up for teetotaling vegetarians. First blowjob I got was in Scotland from a woman with the nickname "Main Induction Mary". We were both really drunk. Don't recall comments on the taste.

[Johan]

Its the not the woman complaining about the taste of semen that bothers me about blowjobs. Its the mace in my eyes. What should I eat to stop that part?  :-o

[Colanth]

Its the not the woman complaining about the taste of semen that bothers me about blowjobs. Its the mace in my eyes. What should I eat to stop that part?  :-o

Foods high in iron.  (Then you can spit bullets.)