I am glad someone resurrected this thread because it reminded me, our war on Christ...I mean, Xmas has been so disorganized in the past that I didn't even know I was at war with Xmas until some real...I mean fake media source pointed out that it was on Faux (we're calling this shit) News yet again. We need to organize this year. I know O'Reilly proclaimed victory this last year, but something tells me that isn't going to stop me from having a war and Christmas...(dammit!) I mean Xmas again this year.
Whatever it is we did in the past hasn't worked, so I have a three pronged approach to victory this year.
1) Start early and organize! I'm not even sure how we are fighting this war. I assume no weapons are involved. I think that would have made the news, both real and fake.
2) Since there are no weapons involved, figure out what the hell it is we're doing when we declare war on Xmas. Is it just saying "Xmas" and "happy holidays"? Because that's a pretty shitty attack. No wonder we lost! Whatever it is we've been doing it obviously isn't working since the "not us" won the war last year.
3) Plan a real attack, maybe build a time machine to kidnap the baby Jesus or something. That's maybe a bit ambitious, but I have to believe we can come up with a better attack than wishing assholes happy holidays. That seems pretty passive aggressive and not really effective in a war-type situation. I mean, we'd all be speaking German right now if all our troops did during WWII was politely wish the enemy well in a way which would be utterly inoffensive in order to profoundly offend them.
Let's not wait this year until Faux News tells us it's on and then say, "Oh fuck! What did I do? How do I keep doing it? Am I winning???" like we have every previous year. If it weren't for Faux News I wouldn't even know I was at war with Xmas (almost did it again). I don't know how we even did so wall for all those years being this damned disorganized. I do NOT want to lose this war again! Assuming, of course, we can even come back from last year's devastating loss.