Every man, woman and child on the face of the earth IS GOING TO DIE along with every other living thing. If that doesn't spell doom nothing does. Now, we're not all going to die at the same time thank goodness for that, but considering that your time is almost up anyway, at least on a geological scale yes, we're fucking doomed AND WE'RE GETTING STUPIDER. Hard right wing governments are essentially taking over the planet so please don't start with the bullshit about us getting smarter.
For fuck sake, Sunday football and Kim Kardasion's fat ass is more important than who is about to take over the white house