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Weiner for Mayor?

Started by WitchSabrina, June 07, 2013, 10:58:57 AM

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WitchSabrina

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

BarkAtTheMoon

in related news, comics across the country cheer the announcement.
"When you landed on the moon, that was the point when God should have come up and said hello. Because if you invent some creatures and you put them on the blue one and they make it to the grey one, then you fucking turn up and say, 'Well done.' It's just a polite thing to do." - Eddie Izzard

WitchSabrina

I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

stromboli

Quote from: "BarkAtTheMoon"in related news, comics across the country cheer the announcement.

Weiner rhymes with winner
winner rhymes with whiner
he whipped out his weiner
to impress some vagina
now he's a whiner
who can't be a winner
has to start all over
he's a rank beginner
and the unforgiving press
will have weiners(s) for dinner

Sorry. That's what you get before I've had my coffee.......

Hydra009

Quote from: "WitchSabrina"Politically speaking I always liked Weiner.
Yeah, but that scandal really put a lot of cold water on his career.  In this race, I don't think he's going to measure up.  There'll probably be mounting pressure for him to pull out.

widdershins

I don't know.  The Republican who was flying to Argentina on the taxpayer's dime for some side pussy made a comeback.  In all fairness, though, he did marry her.

On another note, have you noticed that pretty much ANY controversial Republican gets hired by Faux News?  They could be caught fucking a priest who's fucking a little boy and Faux would hire them because, you know, the media is picking on them.
This sentence is a lie...

WitchSabrina

Quote from: "Hydra009"
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"Politically speaking I always liked Weiner.
Yeah, but that scandal really put a lot of cold water on his career.  In this race, I don't think he's going to measure up.  There'll probably be mounting pressure for him to pull out.

ROFLMFAO

(sorry had to do it)
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

stromboli

Like I said, proof that these people are ego first and brain later. Their ego is so great they can gloss over their own failings, however monumental. If I had done what he did, I would still be hiding in a mountain cabin. But then, I would never have done what he did.

WitchSabrina

Quote from: "stromboli"Like I said, proof that these people are ego first and brain later. Their ego is so great they can gloss over their own failings, however monumental. If I had done what he did, I would still be hiding in a mountain cabin. But then, I would never have done what he did.

Ideas?  Even good/great ideas maybe cannot live this down...
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

Brian37

Quote from: "WitchSabrina"http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/06/anthony-weiner-shouting-match-mayor-forum-sexting_n_3397840.html?ncid=webmail39

Politically speaking I always liked Weiner.

CANT RESIST!

Look, we don't care if you like Weiner, in fact if you want to get married we support it. HA I made a funny!
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Shiranu

I really like him, so I hope he wins ya.
"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

WitchSabrina

Quote from: "Shiranu"I really like him, so I hope he wins ya.

Are you typing in a Canadian accent???

*Pictures a mountie in her head*

PS - good one Brian   :rollin:
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

WitchSabrina

Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "BarkAtTheMoon"in related news, comics across the country cheer the announcement.

Weiner rhymes with winner
winner rhymes with whiner
he whipped out his weiner
to impress some vagina
now he's a whiner
who can't be a winner
has to start all over
he's a rank beginner
and the unforgiving press
will have weiners(s) for dinner

Sorry. That's what you get before I've had my coffee.......




There once was a candidate named Weiner
Who claimed he'd never seen her
"Take away his smart phone"
They shouted in drones
But his texting was not misdemeanor...

For Weiner was a grand lad
just confused on the good & bad
He'd promise no more
to escape with some whore
Still somehow a candidate - just sad.

Not sure what's best for New York
Who would be best for such work
For phones are a must
But who can you trust
This Weiner or some other dork?
I am currently experiencing life at several WTFs per hour.

SGOS

It's funnier when a Republican gets nailed because they pretend to be the moral guardians of the state.  When a Democrat gets nailed, it's not funny, unless they have a name like "Weiner".  But shit, both political stripes ought to know better than to distribute pictures of themselves naked.  Porn stars have enough sense to avoid going into politics.  Politicians should reciprocate and stay out of the porn industry. :-D

Hydra009

Quote from: "SGOS"Porn stars have enough sense to avoid going into politics.
They probably find it to be too degrading.