Greetings

[Sorginak]

I never quite know what to state as an introduction.

"Here I am" is about as good as I can currently provide.

[Solomon Zorn]

Don't you know you can't just say, "Greetings" anymore?  It must be, "Heathens Greetings," or nothing!

[Baruch]

Welcome.  I you are terminally shy, you could always try charades.

[Mr.Obvious]

'Greetings feeble humans' or 'greetings mortals' is usually also accepted.

Welcome to our little band of heathens.

[Hijiri Byakuren]

Welcome to the 69th level of Hell.

[Mike Cl]

Oh, a 10 page intro aught to do it.  In any case, welcome.  And in order for you to stay, you need to love both ice cream and the Yankees.

[Hydra009]

Not much of a rind on you.

[Sorginak]

Thank you for the warm welcome.

:)

[Unbeliever]

Welcome to our little band of heathens.

And sheathens!

[Cavebear]

I never quite know what to state as an introduction.

"Here I am" is about as good as I can currently provide.

Fully granting that "you are here".  Waiting to see what you say...