Author Topic: Gangs of homosexual men are going around raping straight men to turn them gay.  (Read 827 times)

Offline Hijiri Byakuren (OP)

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They are known as "Surprise Butt Sects."

And women are raped to turn them into men. See where this is going?
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers

Offline SGOS

They are known as "Surprise Butt Sects."

What??  No link?

Offline Hijiri Byakuren (OP)

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What??  No link?
What section did I post this in? :lol:

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The section doesn't show up as far as I can tell, but I got the joke.

Offline Cavebear

This seems bannable...
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Offline Hijiri Byakuren (OP)

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This seems bannable...
Trust me, this is not the worst joke I've ever told on this site.

It was enough for a chuckle. I don't get why everyone is so anal about it.
Heaven is no more than a carrot on a string at the end of a tunnel; Hell is no more than a gunbarrel at the back of your head.  When we are good people for the sake of being good people, we\'ll have no further use for religion.

Offline SGOS

It was enough for a chuckle. I don't get why everyone is so anal about it.

It was just Cavebear, and he's new here.  I didn't see that as an unreasonable observation.  It would be bannable in some places.

Who the hell told you about this? Either way, everyone viewing this thread is on the list now.
Some people need to be beaten with a smart stick.

Kein Mehrheit Fur Die Mitleid!

Kein Mitlied F�r Die Mehrheit!

This seems bannable...

No, it is a joke thread in joke section. See, this is a good example why you can't be a mod here.

Offline Cavebear

That wasn't much of a joke to some people.

To be technical, most of the elements of a joke were missing.  No good set up, no hint of a punchline, and then no actual punchline. 

A good joke needs to be well constructed, have a logical plot, and then a surprise ending that catches the reader by surprise and thought.  So that wasn't a joke.
Atheist born, atheist bred.  And when I die, atheist dead

It had a setup, a delivery, and a bit of wordplay. That's all you really need for a joke.
Heaven is no more than a carrot on a string at the end of a tunnel; Hell is no more than a gunbarrel at the back of your head.  When we are good people for the sake of being good people, we\'ll have no further use for religion.

Offline Mr.Obvious

That wasn't much of a joke to some people.

To be technical, most of the elements of a joke were missing.  No good set up, no hint of a punchline, and then no actual punchline. 

A good joke needs to be well constructed, have a logical plot, and then a surprise ending that catches the reader by surprise and thought.  So that wasn't a joke.

Making jokes: it's no laughing matter.
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

That wasn't much of a joke to some people.

To be technical, most of the elements of a joke were missing.  No good set up, no hint of a punchline, and then no actual punchline. 

A good joke needs to be well constructed, have a logical plot, and then a surprise ending that catches the reader by surprise and thought.  So that wasn't a joke.
I larf'd.
We 'new atheists' have a reputation for being militant, but make no mistake  we didn't start this war. If you want to place blame put it on the the religious zealots who have been poisoning the minds of the  young for a long long time."
PZ Myers