hold on a minute....

[doorknob]

I know where we can find Jesus! Guys we've been looking in the wrong place all along!

You can find him in....

[spoiler] prison! that's were all the inmates found him! [/spoiler]

:P sorry I just couldn't resist.

[SGOS]

Jesus does seem to be quite popular among convicted felons.

[Mr.Obvious]

On the downside for him, stigmata makes it quite hard to keep a hold of the soap.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

min·u·et
ˌminyəˈwet/
noun
1.
a slow, stately ballroom dance for two in triple time, popular especially in the 18th century.
verb

[doorknob]

ha ha ha. Never said my spelling was perfect.


any how I've been looking under rocks this whole time. No wonder I couldn't find him.

[GSOgymrat]

Jesus does seem to be quite popular among convicted felons.

He has a captive audience.

[Cavebear]

And I'll bet a lot of them are Roman (catholics)...  Sorry, couldn't think of a better one-liner...