Why I Don't Want To Be An Atheist

[Mike Cl]

Oh that is bad but, You know what?

Am not worried in the slightest, because after I get to heaven and after you convert to the Catholic faith. I know that I'll be going to a place more pleasurable than anything imaginable on earth and there will be billion times more pleasurable and fun things in heaven other than sex. True earth is boring but am not worried that I am missing any fun here because it's nothing compared to the fun and joy I will have in heaven. With the choirs and angels and saints. Meeting God and I am excited! :D

For No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no heart has imagined, what God has prepared for those who love Him.”1 Corinthians 2:9

If that is so, and you are not lying (which I do realize is very, very difficult for a theist), then why are you still posting here and not on your way to heaven??????  Stop wasting time and start your journey!!!!!

[Sal1981]

If that is so, and you are not lying (which I do realize is very, very difficult for a theist), then why are you still posting here and not on your way to heaven??????  Stop wasting time and start your journey!!!!!

Although suicide is not an option, xtreme sports is still in the books ...

Go basejump off a cliff, Poe.

[Mike Cl]

Although suicide is not an option, xtreme sports is still in the books ...

Go basejump off a cliff, Poe.

Yeah, I know suicide is not an option.  But like you, I'd suggest a creative 'sport'. 

[ThePrick]

If that is so, and you are not lying (which I do realize is very, very difficult for a theist), then why are you still posting here and not on your way to heaven??????  Stop wasting time and start your journey!!!!!

Working

[PickelledEggs]

Working

[mod]Time to start working on it somewhere else.

Bye.[/mod]

[JBCuzISaidSo]

Wait....it what bizarro world are we in where the bible proves itself, somehow? Jesus lives because Jesus said so....no? No, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. How is this tool still posting?

[Cavebear]

Thank you, Moderator...  You probably don't get enough thanks for your efforts.

[doorknob]

Why are Christians like cockroaches? You squish one and 10 more appear? They never give up do they?

[Hydra009]

You are a troll, right?  Because your post is too stupid otherwise...

*wisdom check*
*roll against DC5 trap (wisdom)*
*d20 roll plus wisdom modifier equals 7*

You successfully identify ThePrick as a troll.  You also notice that it is sunny today and that water flows downhill.

[PickelledEggs]

Why are Christians like cockroaches? You squish one and 10 more appear? They never give up do they?

That guy was probably a poe/troll and not an actual Christian. Either way, it's gone now

[Mr.Obvious]

*wisdom check*
*roll against DC5 trap (wisdom)*
*d20 roll plus wisdom modifier equals 7*

You successfully identify ThePrick as a troll.  You also notice that it is sunny today and that water flows downhill.

Can I check the body for loot?

[Hydra009]

Can I check the body for loot?

After a thorough search of the body, you find only a soiled loincloth, a crude breadknife (1d4-2 damage), and a crushed red solo cup with a driblet of cheap alcohol.

[Jack89]

After a thorough search of the body, you find only a soiled loincloth, a crude breadknife (1d4-2 damage), and a crushed red solo cup with a driblet of cheap alcohol.

You'd make a good DM.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Congratulations. You won the internet. Everyone else just log off and never come back, but do go to church to ensure your rightful place fawning and sniveling at the feet of god for the rest of eternity.

[PickelledEggs]

After a thorough search of the body, you find only a soiled loincloth, a crude breadknife (1d4-2 damage), and a crushed red solo cup with a driblet of cheap alcohol.

What kind of alcohol?

Sent from your mom.