Author Topic: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!  (Read 9828 times)

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2016, 10:43:27 AM »
I don't pay attention to college but

Patriots???

Bleh.  Boo even.

Online Shiranu

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2016, 11:21:40 AM »
Southwest Texas State is undefeated after their triple overtime win over Ohio on Saturday. Gratz.  The Sun Belt Conference has a team with one of the coolest names in the NCAA.  The Idaho Vandals. 

I feel really stupid... I have yet to go to a Cats game, and really considered going to that game before talking myself out of it ( American football bores me, would only go for the atmosphere).

My tuition pays for the tickets, so it's not like it would have even cost me anything :(.
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Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #17 on: September 05, 2016, 12:41:06 PM »
YEAH! Football! YEAH!

LET'S DO THIS!



What?
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Offline aitm (OP)

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #18 on: September 05, 2016, 04:31:46 PM »
YEAH! Football! YEAH!

LET'S DO THIS!

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What?

I'll give soccer players their due, they can run forever, best physical shape of all sports….course they also fall over and scream like little girls when someone gets to close to them…and lord help them if they actually get hit..fucksaks they need a surgeon on the field.
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Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #19 on: September 05, 2016, 04:34:04 PM »
I'll give football players their due, they can run forever, best physical shape of all sports….course they also fall over and scream like little girls when someone gets to close to them…and lord help them if they actually get hit..fucksaks they need a surgeon on the field.

FIFY ;)

And yeah, they do. 100% correct
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Online Shiranu

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #20 on: September 05, 2016, 08:00:26 PM »
To be fair, women's football (for the most part) does not have diving like mens, nor does the Iceland men's team (those dudes are badass :D). My favorite moment from the women's world cup was when Hamdoui had her nose busted and she kept on playing till the ref finally got her to get off the field. They were taking too long to clean it off her, so she just ripped her jersey off and demanded a new one.
“Life isn't long enough to enjoy and understand all at the same time. You have to decide which is more important." - Pedro Juan Gutierrez

"Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be." - Miguel de Cervantes

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #21 on: September 05, 2016, 08:17:49 PM »
To be fair, women's football (for the most part) does not have diving like mens, nor does the Iceland men's team (those dudes are badass :D). My favorite moment from the women's world cup was when Hamdoui had her nose busted and she kept on playing till the ref finally got her to get off the field. They were taking too long to clean it off her, so she just ripped her jersey off and demanded a new one.
My favorite women's football league is full on tackle with pads (and bikini's) --Legends Football League (was Lingerie Football League--more descriptive.) Yeah, I've watched a game or two.  Nothing like watching a defensive back running down a halfback by grabbing onto her bikini bottoms.  :))))
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Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #22 on: September 05, 2016, 08:29:01 PM »
And oh, yeah--Green Bay all the way!!!  And Oregon, too!!
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?
Then he is not omnipotent,
Is he able but not willing?
Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able or willing?
Then why call him god?

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #23 on: September 05, 2016, 11:14:46 PM »
OSU (Ohio State) and THE BENGALS!
Michigan sucks..
By the way,  OSU beat Bowling Green (yeah, big fucking deal, right) 77-10.. Almost like the NFL vs your little sister..
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All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2016, 01:41:09 AM »
Good one. :agreenod: Only I wrote it with full awareness of the connotation, so it doesn't need to be attributed to my subconscious.

I was trying to be funny, should have added a face,lol.

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Besides those words are as much about non-sexual dominance, as they are about sex, Doc. Sometimes a guy puts his hand between another guys legs to grab...a football.  :what:

Aha Rrepression! Rationalisation! And don't talk back to Dr. Freud. It's futile. (Making fun of psychoanalysis)

Now lie down, tell me when you started to play ball with your friends. :eyes: (Making fun of playing ball and...er..balls? :P )

Mwah.




Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #25 on: September 06, 2016, 06:09:49 AM »
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I was trying to be funny, should have added a face,lol.
That's why I said, "Good one!"  :agreenod: Meaning good Joke. :histerical:
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #26 on: September 06, 2016, 06:57:23 AM »
Just out of curiosity, have you ever watched American football, Shoe?
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #27 on: September 06, 2016, 07:07:18 AM »
YEAH! Football! YEAH!

LET'S DO THIS!

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What?
Not THAT!

THIS!


And that's just the quarterback.
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Offline Mr.Obvious

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #28 on: September 06, 2016, 07:18:36 AM »
Not THAT!

THIS!
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And that's just the quarterback.

Why are those rugby-players wearing helmets though? Are they special needs?

« Last Edit: September 06, 2016, 07:22:51 AM by Mr.Obvious »
E = Mc²

In the end, we are all standing in the dark,
trying to figure out why we are here.
But let us not choose one direction
without proof of where it is headed.

Check your pocket for matches
so we can observe and learn together
as fast friends and relative idiots.

Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #29 on: September 06, 2016, 07:28:46 AM »
Now RUGBY is a MAN's sport too! But I don't know if the players are as massive as some NFL players.
If God Exists, Why Does He Pretend Not to Exist?
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