Author Topic: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!  (Read 9900 times)

Offline aitm (OP)

FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« on: September 04, 2016, 10:33:10 PM »
THIS JUST IN:  GO MICHIGAN…..GO PATRIOTS….FUCK ALL OF YOU




LET THE HATING BEGIN!
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Offline Shiranu

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2016, 10:48:36 PM »
But... I am cool with the Patriots...


That said, my knowledge of football goes as such...


"What team is from Boston, New Orleans, the Pacific Northwest or Canada? I'll root for them."


Actually, now that LA has a team I would consider voting for them over the 49ers, just cause I am not a San Fran fan.
« Last Edit: September 04, 2016, 11:00:40 PM by Shiranu »
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Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2016, 10:50:57 PM »
Michiwho?


Save a life. Adopt a Greyhound.


Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2016, 06:05:35 AM »
Oh American football. I thought it was football.  :whip:

5...4..3...
« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 06:09:27 AM by drunkenshoe »

Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2016, 06:54:58 AM »
THIS JUST IN:  GO MICHIGAN…..GO PATRIOTS….FUCK ALL OF YOU
GO MICHIGAN STATE! GO COLTS! And if they don't win, GO PURDUE! GO BEARS, DOLPHINS AND GIANTS!


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LET THE HATING BEGIN!
I HATE MICHIGAN! I HATE NOTRE DAME! I HATE THE PATRIOTS! I HATE THE COWBOYS!









« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 07:20:17 AM by Solomon Zorn »
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2016, 07:00:04 AM »
Oh American football. I thought it was football.  :whip:

5...4..3...
The difference being, this one is played by MEN. :raspberries:
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Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2016, 07:31:13 AM »
The difference being, this one is played by MEN. :raspberries:

:lol: Yeah and the other is called soccer...still not what we billions of people call football. Gender doesn't matter.  :tongue:

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2016, 08:33:58 AM »
Football isn't too big in these parts.  We are the perennial door mat of the Big 10 but almost beat Michigan last year in double overtime.  :shocked:

                                                                                                           


                                                                                           

Feeling a bit conflicted about the win by my alma mater over Notre Dame last night. :confuse:
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2016, 09:05:55 AM »
:lol: Yeah and the other is called soccer...still not what we billions of people call football.
My brother-in-law didn't believe me, when I told him a few years ago, that soccer was called football by the majority of the world. :what:

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Gender doesn't matter.  :tongue:
It's not even about gender. For the sake of the intention of the remark, let me be clear: all men are not MEN; as in able to play for the NFL. You have to be tough. Some of those fuckers are HUGE, and hit you HARD: hence "MEN."  :hand:
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Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2016, 09:10:58 AM »
Football isn't too big in these parts.  We are the perennial door mat of the Big 10 but almost beat Michigan last year in double overtime.  :shocked:
I saw that game.

Quote from: Mr. Pibb
Feeling a bit conflicted about the win by my alma mater over Notre Dame last night. :confuse:
Dude! I was DELIGHTED!
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Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2016, 09:17:52 AM »
My brother-in-law didn't believe me, when I told him a few years ago, that soccer was called football by the majority of the world. :what:

OW :lol:

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It's not even about gender. For the sake of the intention of the remark, let me be clear: all men are not MEN; as in able to play for the NFL. You have to be tough. Some of those fuckers are HUGE, and hit you HARD: hence "MEN."  :hand:

Men and size and hardness and toughness and... I'll leave you to Dr. Freud.
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Offline Baruch

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2016, 09:43:02 AM »
USC Trojan players, don't get coeds pregnant ;-)
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Offline Shiranu

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2016, 09:46:38 AM »
Oh, does college football count?

LETS GO BOBCATS! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!


(That's how it goes, right?)


“Life isn't long enough to enjoy and understand all at the same time. You have to decide which is more important." - Pedro Juan Gutierrez

"Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be." - Miguel de Cervantes

Offline Solomon Zorn

Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2016, 09:54:12 AM »
Men and size and hardness and toughness and... I'll leave you to Dr. Freud.
Good one. :agreenod: Only I wrote it with full awareness of the connotation, so it doesn't need to be attributed to my subconscious.

Besides those words are as much about non-sexual dominance, as they are about sex, Doc. Sometimes a guy puts his hand between another guys legs to grab...a football.  :what:
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Re: FOOTBALL SEASON BITCHES!!
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2016, 10:05:51 AM »
Oh, does college football count?

LETS GO BOBCATS! EAT EM UP EAT EM UP!


(That's how it goes, right?)


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