Author Topic: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda  (Read 1082 times)

Offline AllPurposeAtheist

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2016, 12:48:20 PM »
Lois Lane was forever the jilted woman because unknown to the public Superman had no use for a penis, in essence he was Superken. So the public, forever fixated on sex overlooked the fact that his glasses hid nothing..
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.
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Offline Cavebear

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2016, 04:26:39 AM »
Washington, DC is what Chicago aspired to be in the 1920s.

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Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2016, 07:10:05 PM »
Lois Lane was forever the jilted woman
He jilted her for Lana Lang?!


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Offline Baruch

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2016, 08:19:58 PM »
But I thought that Jimmy Olson was to Superman what Robin was to Batman ;-)
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Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2016, 08:31:05 PM »
Yeah, Jimmy couldn't rely on his whistling ability, so SM made him a special watch.
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Offline Baruch

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2016, 08:40:37 PM »
Yeah, Jimmy couldn't rely on his whistling ability, so SM made him a special watch.

Jimmy also sometimes dressed in drag, to get a scoop ;-))

https://envisioningtheamericandream.com/2014/10/16/miss-jimmy-olsen-comic-cross-dresser/

Clark Kent's glasses might not mask his identity, but the feminine side of Jimmy Olson gets dates.
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Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2016, 06:06:18 PM »

Offline Cavebear

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #22 on: November 17, 2016, 05:11:20 AM »


The essential problem DC had with Superman was that Superman was really bulked and Clark Kent wasn't...  Other characters were the same in reality and alter Egos, or changed with some SHAZAM phrase.  Or unexplained like the Hulk/Banner.
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Offline Ro3bert

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #23 on: February 20, 2017, 07:53:45 PM »
Lois Lane was forever the jilted woman because unknown to the public Superman had no use for a penis, in essence he was Superken. So the public, forever fixated on sex overlooked the fact that his glasses hid nothing..
That's my theory and I'm sticking to it.

From what I read/saw Superman's ejaculate would go right through some poor earth female like she was impaled. Not too sure that would be a pleasant way to die.

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #24 on: February 20, 2017, 08:15:09 PM »
The essential problem DC had with Superman was that Superman was really bulked and Clark Kent wasn't
Spider-man/Peter Parker has the same problem.





He must do an amazing job at covering up those rippling muscles.

Offline SGOS (OP)

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #25 on: February 21, 2017, 04:21:21 AM »
Unrelated but..., Child star Tobey Mcguire just fell off the map, while his annoying loser nemesis costar, James Franko, is now making all the movies.  Several years ago, I was cruising the net when I was lured by one of those "Ten most and least personable stars in Hollywood" click bait advertising gimmicks.  I used to fall for that shit all the time, and still do once in a while.

Tobey was at the bottom of the list, rude, arrogant, and downright unlikeable in real life.  For what it's worth, Johnny Depp was at the very top, personable, chatty and sociable with fans.  I don't know if this has anything to do with longevity of acting careers or not, but that's my report.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #26 on: February 26, 2017, 01:25:41 PM »
Yeah.  In the original comics Peter Parker was a wimp.  He just had Spider-strength in his wimpy body.  He was the high school nerd.

That mattered.  Now he is just another musclebound pounder.
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Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #27 on: February 26, 2017, 01:47:26 PM »
Yeah.  In the original comics Peter Parker was a wimp.  He just had Spider-strength in his wimpy body.  He was the high school nerd.

That mattered.  Now he is just another musclebound pounder.
Yeah, I think they made Spidey supermuscled in the movies as a visual cue to the audience that he's very strong.  But the fact that he's strong, like most of his powerset, is supposed to be concealed - the villains (and the audience) know about it only after he does it.

Most villains wouldn't know what to make of Spidey in their first encounter.  Just some weirdo in red spandex.  Then he crawls up the wall.  You reach for your gun.  Bam, webbing to the face.  Where'd that come from?  You run to your car.  He lifts it off the ground.  Next thing you know, you're in the Brooklyn Detention Complex for a very, very long time.



Plus, Spidey is one of the few waify-looking male superheroes.

Offline Cavebear

Re: Clark Kent's Glasses Really Do Mask His Identity... Kinda
« Reply #28 on: February 26, 2017, 02:10:29 PM »
Yeah, I think they made Spidey supermuscled in the movies as a visual cue to the audience that he's very strong.  But the fact that he's strong, like most of his powerset, is supposed to be concealed - the villains (and the audience) know about it only after he does it.

Most villains wouldn't know what to make of Spidey in their first encounter.  Just some weirdo in red spandex.  Then he crawls up the wall.  You reach for your gun.  Bam, webbing to the face.  Where'd that come from?  You run to your car.  He lifts it off the ground.  Next thing you know, you're in the Brooklyn Detention Complex for a very, very long time.Never challenge old age.  I knew Spiderman from the start.  Before he could climb walls or had webs.

I remember when he faced Flash in a boxing ring and had to figure out how to knock him out with actually killing him.  It was a gentle "tap".

I had the book where Uncle Ben was killed and Spidey was juts a wrestler...

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Plus, Spidey is one of the few waify-looking male superheroes.
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