Is it just me or did I recently devolve?

[Aroura33]

It indicates how little I post lately that we lost a few months, and I only lost like 15 or so posts....:/  I guess I should start posting more!!!!

[wolf39us]

yes please!

[PopeyesPappy]

Poor Kimmie is all the way down to 34452.

[Mister Agenda]

Mine looks about the same. Guess I was lucky or they fixed it. Or I can't remember how many posts I had.

[widdershins]

I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

[stromboli]

I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

P.S.: Check for excess body hair.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Hmm.. am I still a skull? I'm using my phone so.....

Edit: apparently not. It'll take a few weeks to evolve from a mastedon to a two legged apelike creature.. no biggie. I have god on my side. :)

[Aletheia]

The damn nematode again... one day I'll evolve a shell and be a mollusk again.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

I have to post like 400 times to become a skull? Last time I was this close I was AHEAD of Bri.. IT'S RIGGED! IT'S A CONSPIRACY!   (Note: I still like Bri, but c'mon.. This is clearly a case of persecution if I've ever seen one. You leave me as a wooly mammoth to get eaten by sabre toothed cats and the like. I mean WHERE'S THE JUSTICE???  :shock:  )

[widdershins]

I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

P.S.: Check for excess body hair.

I'm over 40.  I wouldn't know where to begin looking for "unusual" excess hair.  It's been popping up all over the place for a few years now.

[WitchSabrina]

I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

What's a reverse vampire? Someone who spits blood At you?
confused......

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Bri rigged the status thingee.. I just know it.. I was wearing my tin foil hat when aliens told me so..  8-[

[stromboli]

I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

What's a reverse vampire? Someone who spits blood At you?
confused......

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... %20Vampire

Reverse Vampire
Reverse Vampires (RVs) love the daylight and the morning hours. RVs promptly go to bed at sun-down, stopping all communication with others until the following morning.

Many RVs are tan with lighter colored hair. HOWEVER, as recently discovered by a young Boston native- some RVs retain their pale skin because all of the orange pigment migrates to the cranial end of the creature- thus creating an even-more fierce breed of Ginger-Vamp (or Reverse Ginger-Vamp).

As predicted, RVs do not draw blood from their victims. They much prefer having their own necks sucked and nibbled upon. In an effort to appear as animalistic and blood-thirsty as their vampire counterparts, RVs have been known to stain their own hands with cherry juice for intimidation.

Lastly, RVs don't have fangs, cannot fly, ARE able to see their own reflection, and love garlic... Truly frightening!

They are among us......

[widdershins]

I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

What's a reverse vampire? Someone who spits blood At you?
confused......

Don't you watch The Simpsons?  There was an episode where all the adults would disappear at night due to some sex tonic grandpa was making in a dirty bathtub.  The children assumed that, since the parents were only out in the daylight, they must be reverse vampires.  And the MOMENT they made that up, I KNEW they were real!

[WitchSabrina]

I'm pretty sure it was aliens, cooperating with our government, in conjunction with reverse-vampires.

What's a reverse vampire? Someone who spits blood At you?
confused......

Don't you watch The Simpsons?  There was an episode where all the adults would disappear at night due to some sex tonic grandpa was making in a dirty bathtub.  The children assumed that, since the parents were only out in the daylight, they must be reverse vampires.  And the MOMENT they made that up, I KNEW they were real!

I know you're shocked - but no - I've never seen the Simpsons.  I've seen snippets and thats about it. Does this ruin our love affair?  I certainly hope not.  Think of all the non-Simpson TV shit I'll introduce you to?  LMAO  
(kidding of course darlin)

Thanks Strom ---I've really never heard of such a creature.  Glad I'm a night critter and can counter their effects on our world.

I should get out more.  Seems all I do is work or talk to you people.
Is my life sad?
I don't feel sad............

LOL