Satan Using 'Pokemon Go' To Spawn Demons And Murder Christians

[Gawdzilla Sama]

We've gone from manga to mangle.

[stromboli]

Medieval demon



current demon



How evil is this? Instead of scaring the shit out of you, they worm their way into your confidence with cuteness. THE HORROR!

[Jason78]

So, how many Cristians's deaths I have to have on my account to catch a Pikachu with a level over 50?



Asking for a friend

If you want to catch a pikachu...

[spoiler]When you get to pick your starter pokemon, apparently if you walk away, (and keep walking after the three starter pokemon reappear again) you'll come across a pikachu that you can grab as your starter.[/spoiler]

[widdershins]

I haven't caught any Christians yet, but earlier today a Clefairy JUST got away from me.  Whoa...I just realized the evil implications of evolving a Christian when I catch one...

[Flanker1Six]

PG can constructively contribute to lowering stupidity in the gene pool.   

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/07/20/pokemon-players-risk-landmines-in-bosnia.html?via=desktop&source=copyurl

[Hydra009]

PG can constructively contribute to lowering stupidity in the gene pool.   

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/07/20/pokemon-players-risk-landmines-in-bosnia.html?via=desktop&source=copyurl

It'd take one hell of low perception score to miss something that looks like this:



I'd give something that looks like that an extremely wide berth.

[stromboli]

PG can constructively contribute to lowering stupidity in the gene pool.   

http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/07/20/pokemon-players-risk-landmines-in-bosnia.html?via=desktop&source=copyurl

Like I said- Darwinian implications.

[dawiw]

Well Pokemon go popularity has gone down.

http://www.movienewsguide.com/pokemon-go-game-already-dead-players-quickly-declining-in-numbers/273747

[Baruch]

DS - sorry that Pokémon Go are un-Islamic.  If the Turks would return to their original pagan religion, then in that polytheist construct, Pokémon Go would fit in.  Otherwise go back to the 13th century with the Whirling Dervishes, and spin around until you throw up.  That's Rumi for you ;-)

[Hydra009]

Well Pokemon go popularity has gone down.

http://www.movienewsguide.com/pokemon-go-game-already-dead-players-quickly-declining-in-numbers/273747

It hit peak downloads/day within the first month.  Nowhere to go from there but down.

Initially, the main problem was server issues.  But as players progressed, it quickly became apparent how shallow the gameplay is.  You can do exactly three things in pokemon go:  1) hatch/catch pokemon 2) evolve/powerup pokemon 3) capture gyms.  It gets very repetitive.  And it didn't help that there's a low variety of pokemon (pigeys, rattas, and weevils are encountered extremely disproportionately) and the tracking feature was perpetually broken (4 steps away from everything at all times, which was "fixed" to hiding behind grass, a similarly useless indicator)