We're missing out on a golden opportunity

[AllPurposeAtheist]

Now that the 'ark park' is officially open to biggots and dimwits https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jul/06/noahs-ark-encounter-kentucky-replica-unveiled?utm_source=esp&utm_medium=Email&utm_campaign=GU+Today+USA+-+morning+briefing+2016&utm_term=180745&subid=15424174&CMP=ema_a-morning-briefing_b-morning-briefing_c-US_d-1
we really ought to be marketing Tree of knowledge and good and evil seeds guaranteed to sprout within 6000 years*.

*Germination times may vary according to soil conditions and your willingness to pray "hard enough" .. 

This could probably fund the opening of ATV network..or just make someone rich on the gullibility of biggots and dimwits..  Personally I'm ok with taking their money because...well, they really don't need it if they're going to visit the ark park in the first place..

[Munch]

that thing looks quite flammable.

[AllPurposeAtheist]

that thing looks quite flammable.

Didn't they kind of miss the part about big spooky destroying the earth with fire next time?  That's the beauty of Tree of knowledge, good and evil seeds..they're flame retardent made of genuine, rare pea gravel .

[Munch]

Well I just want to see old hammy take it for a test run in a storm now.

[stromboli]

And apparently all the good believers didn't notice that the bulbous bow sported by said ark is a feature that wasn't introduced until modern times to reduce drag in the water. Apparently Noah had access to hydrodynamic research. For a ship with no propulsion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulbous_bow

Carry on.

[stromboli]

But actually that's a good point. Set up a booth off the property and sell Noah themed merchandise of any kind. Pretty sure Ham hasn't copyrighted the bible. It is in public domain.

[widdershins]

You could be really evil about it and kick anyone out of the "garden" who refused to eat the fruit.  I bet it wouldn't take long for the idea to emerge that going to the park and eating the fruit guaranteed your damnation.

[Hakurei Reimu]

Well I just want to see old hammy take it for a test run in a storm now.

Well, Kentucky does suffer from these things...



We may get our test.

[stromboli]

that thing looks quite flammable.

Don't know Kentucky regulations, but buildings that size should have sprinklers.

Well, Kentucky does suffer from these things...



We may get our test.

Oh I hope. Tornado sets off sprinklers. Deluge in the offing.

[PickelledEggs]

I read the title of this as:

We're missing out on a golden shower opportunity



I really need to get some sleep...