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Started by Pipu.Diiding, June 06, 2016, 10:30:44 AM

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Pipu.Diiding

New and upcoming church.
The Church of Bacon. Overwriting Leviticus 11:7
We must question the logic of having an all-knowing/powerful God, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes.

stromboli

Quote from: Pipu.Diiding on June 06, 2016, 10:30:44 AM
New and upcoming church.
The Church of Bacon. Overwriting Leviticus 11:7

Islam hates them, yet at the same time secretly envies them.

gentle_dissident

My facon is a real fake. It's a tasty fake wrapped around some cream cheese.

stromboli

Quote from: gentle_dissident on June 06, 2016, 02:27:12 PM
My facon is a real fake. It's a tasty fake wrapped around some cream cheese.

This may be an offshoot of Pastafarianism. I know bacon is welcome there; revered even.


Hakurei Reimu

Quote from: gentle_dissident on June 06, 2016, 02:27:12 PM
My facon is a real fake. It's a tasty fake wrapped around some cream cheese.
And already we have a heretic. Crush the infidel!
Warning: Don't Tease The Miko!
(she bites!)
Spinny Miko Avatar shamelessly ripped off from Iosys' Neko Miko Reimu

Baruch

Bacon is only wholesome when well cooked.  So clearly devilish ;-)
Ha’át’íísh baa naniná?
Azee’ Å,a’ish nanídį́į́h?
Táadoo ánít’iní.
What are you doing?
Are you taking any medications?
Don't do that.

Blackleaf

Finally. Something worth praising and devoting our existence too. Something worth travelling the world to share.
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Munch

Quote from: Baruch on June 06, 2016, 06:45:06 PM
Bacon is only wholesome when well cooked.  So clearly devilish ;-)

The devil invented fire and gave mankind the secret so he could spread the teachings of bacon.
'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' - George Carlin

Blackleaf

Quote from: Munch on June 06, 2016, 07:17:20 PM
The devil invented fire and gave mankind the secret so he could spread the teachings of bacon.

Praise be to Satan! I mean... Praise be to Bacon! I mean... I'm confused!!!

Wait a minute... It all makes sense to me now. Satan begat Bacon. Therefor... Satan is the Virgin Mother of Bacon!
"Oh, wearisome condition of humanity,
Born under one law, to another bound;
Vainly begot, and yet forbidden vanity,
Created sick, commanded to be sound."
--Fulke Greville--

Shiranu

"A little science distances you from God, but a lot of science brings you nearer to Him." - Louis Pasteur

Unbeliever

#10
God Not Found
"There is a sucker born-again every minute." - C. Spellman