Which Country Has the Biggest Penis

Started by stromboli, March 27, 2013, 02:17:56 PM

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stromboli

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures ... 5/Average/

Not sure if science.........
did this for two (2) reasons.

1. Braggin' rights by country
2. Comparison of your personal junk average against countrymen/world

Have fun, kiddies.  :-D

Sal1981

Too bad it isn't a sortable table, and is merely in alphabetical listing.

aitm

Well sure, when we let all the smaller dick people in just because they are harder workers....we need to kick all those useful, hardworking, smart people out so we can once again be the biggest pricks in the world...





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wait.
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NitzWalsh

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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
~ Arthur C. Clarke

stromboli


Johan

Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful

AllPurposeAtheist

Nobody cares and iirc this is in the archives... oh wait..the people obsessed with penile measurements care.. everyone else is concerned with vaginal smallness which is really much more important in the big scheme of things. :-k
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Valigarmander

Which country has the biggest penis? Well, let's see:

United States (Florida) - 721 km
Mexico (Baja California) - 1247 km
Russia (Kamchatka) - 1250 km

Russia it is. That is, unless you include the European Union, which beats out all these guys with its 1574 km-long Swedish cock.

mnmelt

REALLY...????

As a hetro woman can I just say we are soooo tired of you guys obsessing over this..!!!!
Jesus loves me but I still make him wear a condom

stromboli

Quote from: "mnmelt"REALLY...????

As a hetro woman can I just say we are soooo tired of you guys obsessing over this..!!!!

Who's obsessing? Wait........
Venezuela at 17.03 FTW!  :lol:  =D>

stromboli

Quote from: "Johan"Is that Don Vito in your avatar?

Don Vito who?

AllPurposeAtheist

Quote from: "mnmelt"REALLY...????

As a hetro woman can I just say we are soooo tired of you guys obsessing over this..!!!!
The bad jokes just never end. It's as if 90% of the adult male population is still in the 7th grade. The other 10% have small penises..  :-$
All hail my new signature!

Admit it. You're secretly green with envy.

Johan

Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "Johan"Is that Don Vito in your avatar?

Don Vito who?
Don Vito Margera. Pedophile uncle of Bam Margera. I worked with him once. Sort of.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false and by the rulers as useful

stromboli

Quote from: "Johan"
Quote from: "stromboli"
Quote from: "Johan"Is that Don Vito in your avatar?

Don Vito who?
Don Vito Margera. Pedophile uncle of Bam Margera. I worked with him once. Sort of.

Hey, good one. You nailed it.
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/153897 ... ault.jhtml

Just found the picture on google. didn't even know who it was.

stromboli

OK, changed the avatar. didn't think anybody cared.