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Title: Behold!
Post by: blackbear89 on March 16, 2013, 03:57:11 PM
:twisted:  I present the ultimate of all entertainment purposes for atheists world wide. The earth rotates to bathe us in pure energy that inwhich our star gives, and so does the "spirits" of billions world wide awake to glamour it's cellular life in it's warmth. From when they open their eyes to when they get some underserved shut eye, they believe a soul exists. Some magical, mystical, undeniable existence that cannot be proven is logical to them since it is written in text. I ask you to entertain me in front of a live audience. This is a test of will, a test of your own belief in your own theory/hypothesis in the existence of gods. You developed a class of beings above the traditional, an imaginary line between the right and wrong. Today, you prove you are absolute. I ask you, to give me your soul under the very definition of what a soul is. All you have to do, is reply to this forum. I also want to discuss several key points that are considered taboo for most people. The idea of soul selling or buying has always been  in movie productions of your typical person selling their soul to indulge in wild earthly desires. Lots of money, fixing imperfections, curing diseases blah blah blah. It has always been presented as a business transaction in a regular capitalistic approach. I've been curious, how would it appear as a communistic approach? In addition, for my entertainment what would you give your soul for?  :rollin:
Title: Re: Behold!
Post by: the_antithesis on March 16, 2013, 04:03:25 PM
Quote from: "blackbear89"In addition, for my entertainment what would you give your soul for?  :rollin:

You learning English.
Title: Re: Behold!
Post by: stromboli on March 16, 2013, 04:46:55 PM
I thought spring break stoned, but now I'm thinking about 3-4 cans of Red Bull.

If I had a soul to sell or someone to buy it
might think about it, might even try it
but the fact is, black, it has never been proved
what isn't there can't be removed

so hell yeah, I'd sell my soul no doubt
let the buyer figure out how to get it out
after I'm dead, he can have what he claims
as long as he properly disposes of the remains
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Post by: Plu on March 16, 2013, 05:26:30 PM
You still come across as a spambot algorithm :P
Title: Re: Behold!
Post by: aitm on March 16, 2013, 06:50:41 PM
Behold, celery bingo, sharp knives and possum tails, a gable roof with red shoes, hamburger candles and a screen patio....pontoon, pootang, pomegranite, pineapple. GO!
Title: Re: Behold!
Post by: stromboli on March 16, 2013, 06:52:13 PM
Quote from: "aitm"Behold, celery bingo, sharp knives and possum tails, a gable roof with red shoes, hamburger candles and a screen patio....pontoon, pootang, pomegranite, pineapple. GO!

Dude, that's heavy.  8-)
Title: Re: Behold!
Post by: Fidel_Castronaut on March 19, 2013, 06:55:24 PM
Quote from: "blackbear89"[spoil:2qmt04q3]:twisted:  I present the ultimate of all entertainment purposes for atheists world wide. The earth rotates to bathe us in pure energy that inwhich our star gives, and so does the "spirits" of billions world wide awake to glamour it's cellular life in it's warmth. From when they open their eyes to when they get some underserved shut eye, they believe a soul exists. Some magical, mystical, undeniable existence that cannot be proven is logical to them since it is written in text. I ask you to entertain me in front of a live audience. This is a test of will, a test of your own belief in your own theory/hypothesis in the existence of gods. You developed a class of beings above the traditional, an imaginary line between the right and wrong. Today, you prove you are absolute. I ask you, to give me your soul under the very definition of what a soul is. All you have to do, is reply to this forum. I also want to discuss several key points that are considered taboo for most people. The idea of soul selling or buying has always been  in movie productions of your typical person selling their soul to indulge in wild earthly desires. Lots of money, fixing imperfections, curing diseases blah blah blah. It has always been presented as a business transaction in a regular capitalistic approach. I've been curious, how would it appear as a communistic approach? In addition, for my entertainment what would you give your soul for?  :rollin[/spoil:2qmt04q3]

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