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Title: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: 1liesalot on September 25, 2015, 08:33:04 AM
I am hating the Calvinist You Tubers just now , more than I hate Catholicism and Islam and the rest of the mumbo jumbo. There are too many priests and imams and fucking mystics.  One of them is called John MacArthur and he is the one I hate the most. Check out his sinister take on what he describes as "the end of the universe". There is a classic moment where he accuses atheists of being "wilfully ignorant" He is  taking the piss. In the 41st minute he literally boasts about how his God has killed literally millions of people. He also seeks to imply that the story of "the flood" proves evolution is wrong and that the planet and the entire universe is six thousand years old.

It's a long video but bizarrely fascinating.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJtlJCySlOY&list=PLYkmH0MHfYphgiZqFYEDaqtAd-nSN2MjA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJtlJCySlOY&list=PLYkmH0MHfYphgiZqFYEDaqtAd-nSN2MjA)
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 10:56:12 AM
Line em' up. Can I knee them in the nuts?
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: Mike Cl on September 25, 2015, 11:17:56 AM
Quote from: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 10:56:12 AM
Line em' up. Can I knee them in the nuts?
Yeah--line them all up--while you knee them in the nuts, I'll bust noses. 
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: josephpalazzo on September 25, 2015, 11:21:30 AM
This is the one I would really want to sledgehammer...

(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff277/josephpalazzo/95y1w5.gif) (http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/95y1w5.gif.html)
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: TomFoolery on September 25, 2015, 11:26:39 AM
Quote from: josephpalazzo on September 25, 2015, 11:21:30 AM
This is the one I would really want to sledgehammer...

(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff277/josephpalazzo/95y1w5.gif) (http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/95y1w5.gif.html)

Damn. I was going to say Benny Hinn.
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on September 25, 2015, 12:08:18 PM
QuoteWhich TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
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Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: musicharmony87 on October 13, 2015, 03:02:17 PM
The ones that say gimme all your money and God will bless you. Oh wait that's all of them!


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Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: drunkenshoe on October 13, 2015, 03:10:26 PM
Quote from: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 10:56:12 AM
Line em' up. Can I knee them in the nuts?

:rotflmao:
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: Cocoa Beware on October 13, 2015, 04:12:40 PM
I'm passive aggressive;

I'll watch you guys knee him in the balls.
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 13, 2015, 04:37:11 PM
Just send them your money because you'll get a free pass into heaven. They can't say it on TV if it isn't true.
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: Unbeliever on October 13, 2015, 05:04:05 PM
Quote from: josephpalazzo on September 25, 2015, 11:21:30 AM
This is the one I would really want to sledgehammer...

(http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff277/josephpalazzo/95y1w5.gif) (http://s243.photobucket.com/user/josephpalazzo/media/95y1w5.gif.html)

That looks like a really cool exercise regimen!  :cool:
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: Unbeliever on October 13, 2015, 05:07:14 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on September 25, 2015, 12:08:18 PM
(http://img.pandawhale.com/119636-gary-oldman-everyone-gif-eyes-7cxw.gif)

Is that Gary Oldman? It looks kinda like him, but it's hard to tell with the special effects.
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 13, 2015, 05:08:01 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on October 13, 2015, 05:07:14 PM
Is that Gary Oldman? It looks kinda like him, but it's hard to tell with the special effects.
It is.
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: Baruch on October 13, 2015, 05:13:30 PM
Zola Levitt ... but since he passed on, there is no point in slapping him ;-)
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: Unbeliever on October 13, 2015, 05:18:40 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on October 13, 2015, 05:08:01 PM
It is.

Ah, thanks!

Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: trdsf on October 13, 2015, 08:53:44 PM
Can I slap Kenneth Copeland with Pat Robertson?
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: 1liesalot on October 14, 2015, 04:28:43 PM
Quote from: trdsf on October 13, 2015, 08:53:44 PM
Can I slap Kenneth Copeland with Pat Robertson?

You can grind their heads together for all eternity, if you like, and legitimately call it fair and proportionate.
Title: Re: Which TV televangalist would you most like to slap.
Post by: hrdlr110 on October 14, 2015, 06:39:42 PM
Quote from: stromboli on September 25, 2015, 10:56:12 AM
Line em' up. Can I knee them in the nuts?

Your knee wouldn't survive all the kneeing because they're all nuts. Joyce Meyer knee'd in the nuts, I'd like to see that.