This must have been posted as some point, but I just saw it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U
Your cartoon secularist was pretty psycho ... I couldn't stop laughing, and how Storm would be a much better cartoon date than a rant date with Mr Factual. Actually aspirin is a poison for many people, particularly children, that is grandfathered ... meaning if it wasn't grandfathered, nobody would be able to buy such a poison over the counter. Also most man-made medical molecules have both handed version of the molecule, one of which may be effective and the other one is always a poison ... and the only reason why the pharmaceutical companies are allowed to get away with this crime (besides it would cost too much to separate out the two different molecules) is because the Food & Drug Administration is just as "captured" as the SEC is by Goldman Sachs.