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Title: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: redpaint417 on August 03, 2015, 12:02:56 AM
So does anyone here worship The Dark Lord Satan like me? The Dark Lord does not require your allegiance and worship, but it's always nice too. How many satanic rituals have you participated in? How many in just the last month?

(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Satan-witchcraft-997684_768_600.jpg)

Hail Satan!!!
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Sal1981 on August 03, 2015, 04:54:05 AM
No, as I'm an atheist.

Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: doorknob on August 03, 2015, 06:57:19 AM
I do not believe in satan either so why would I practice satanism?
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Post by: Solitary on August 03, 2015, 11:01:16 AM
I actually have actually done Satanic and Hindu rituals that were a real turn on sexually. Nothing like running around naked with a bunch of sexy girls with one tied down dripping blood on her and having an orgy. Hindu ritual aren't like this, but they get the job done too with trying to do every position in the Kama Sutra with a lithe 28 year old vixen while high on Quaaludes.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Mike Cl on August 03, 2015, 11:06:56 AM
Why would I want to 'worship' anything????  I'm an atheist.  I guess you aren't one then, Red.  But, to each his own, I suppose. 

The closest I come to worshiping is when thinking about the New York Yankees.  Babe Ruth is as close to a God as one can get!
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Munch on August 03, 2015, 11:14:28 AM
Yeah this is an atheist site pal, so whatever Christians told you about what atheists 'believe', it's not so.

That said, as a fictional character satan is a much more relatable character then God.

Btw I'm disappointed in the picture, you can't see Satan's tackle, if you really want to do it justice :

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwb8wl6TlZ1qkpqjoo1_400.gif)
In all his horsey glory.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Baruch on August 03, 2015, 07:58:50 PM
Anti-Christian satanism ... is just tantric.  Same as Hindu or Buddhist tantrism.  Or even Jewish tantrism (I will vote for that one).  In tantrism, you have the shadow version of the majority religion in a particular area.  Frequently allusions to or actual forbidden action are engaged in.  This is why you have tantric Hindu sculpture ... but actually the majority of worshippers in any religion are legalistic killjoys ... and those who can't fit in, find an alternative reality by being tantric ... or gay for instance.  Straight and gay are equally "constructed" cultures.  And there is nothing more conformist than non-conformists.

Atheists ... who are conformist ... are not tantric.  But some could be ... they are the anti-conformist atheists.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tantra

Given the magic nature of bodily fluids, one can see how some forms of tantra are sexual.  Eating blood pudding or bacon by an English Jew would also be tantra.  I am non-conformist theist ... so I do eat bacon, but I am not very interested in blood pudding or blood sausage (both real or by metaphor for something else).
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: SGOS on August 03, 2015, 09:03:27 PM
You guys!  What??  I thought all atheists worshiped Satan.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Baruch on August 08, 2015, 07:14:47 AM
Ambiguity of the term "atheist".  Socrates was called a atheist, because he was accused of introducing a new god to Athens.  And he was executed for it, in part.  Christian heretics have been called atheist ... as has anyone who fails to worship "The one true god" or fails to worship "The one true god" properly.  Anarchist is used in a similarly loose way.  And if you believe that all such broadly defined atheism is caused by Satan, then such people are all Satanists.  Classic ignorant stereotyping.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Solitary on August 08, 2015, 09:43:02 AM
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find an alternative reality by being tantric ... or gay for instance.
Being gay is not about finding an alternative reality, it is being real about who you are, not being gay by choice like being tantric is. I believe you know better than that.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Baruch on August 08, 2015, 12:11:06 PM
Misunderstood ;-)  There isn't one reality, that gays aren't a part of!  There are seven billion realities, and to each their own.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Solitary on August 08, 2015, 01:20:29 PM
I'm sorry, but there is an Aleph of realities, and I've been to all of them an infinity of infinite times. God    :naughty: 
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: CrucifyCindy on August 08, 2015, 02:19:43 PM
Sorry, but my heart belongs to Cthulhu.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on August 08, 2015, 02:50:42 PM
I worship Santa.
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Post by: Mermaid on August 08, 2015, 04:08:59 PM
I worship chirashi.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: CrucifyCindy on August 08, 2015, 06:33:18 PM
Satan is such a wimpy Dark Lord. He is like Yahweh's patsy. There are more serious and scarier Dark Lords out there. I wouldn't waste my time on a sissy boy like Satan.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on August 08, 2015, 06:35:50 PM
Silly basterds..Worship Her Dental Deity or have toothaches forever. . THE Tooth Fairy. .
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: musicharmony87 on October 25, 2015, 08:30:13 PM
All hail Jesus Frankenstine!


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Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Aletheia on October 25, 2015, 08:40:58 PM
Meh... agnostic atheist, so I don't believe in deities -- good, evil, or otherwise. Hate to say it, but many of the "normal" gods of Norse mythology were more hardcore than the Satan of the Abrahamic religions. So long as you're nice to others, try to be a functional member of society, and don't force your views on others, it's really none of my business what you believe. :)
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: _Xenu_ on October 25, 2015, 09:33:45 PM
(http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/satanic-blood-orgy-108.jpg)
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: GrinningYMIR on October 27, 2015, 08:58:58 AM
I worship my girlfriends ass, and video games. And pizza

Hail pizza
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 27, 2015, 10:18:38 AM
The only one true deity exchanges children's teeth for cold, hard cash. Then grinds them up to make dinosaur bones to fool the "other deities". May your teeth all rot in your gums.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: peacewithoutgod on October 27, 2015, 12:44:18 PM
I love Satanic art, and the Black Mass which originated not as serious worship but as a mockery of the Catholic mass. While this would make unbelief more fun than being just a boring atheist, caution is warranted for people who don't wish to descend to the level of spurious Xtians. The association with a psychopathic level of libertarianism, Aleister Crowley, and Anton Levay is also best avoided when you care about being taken seriously. The Satanic Temple seems to be a bit smarter, but then it's also full of rich kids who don't really need to be.
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Post by: Baruch on October 27, 2015, 01:19:12 PM
Aleister Crowley was reputed to be MI6 ... and used Satanism as a cover.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: peacewithoutgod on October 27, 2015, 02:17:31 PM
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Aleister Crowley was reputed to be MI6 ... and used Satanism as a cover.
"Reputed"? To what end was he reputed to have used Satanism, which he did much too good a job at influencing, for MI6? Hard to believe he would have had time for training excercises with all the time he spent writing shitty books, doing drugs, and fucking everything he could stick his dick in.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: peacewithoutgod on October 27, 2015, 02:27:48 PM
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Satan is such a wimpy Dark Lord. He is like Yahweh's patsy. There are more serious and scarier Dark Lords out there. I wouldn't waste my time on a sissy boy like Satan.
I get the stongest notion from this and your signature that you really are a spy for world Muslim theocratic interests. Well, I'd believe that if even people that crazy would have interest in your thoughts.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Baruch on October 27, 2015, 06:09:18 PM
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"Reputed"? To what end was he reputed to have used Satanism, which he did much too good a job at influencing, for MI6? Hard to believe he would have had time for training excercises with all the time he spent writing shitty books, doing drugs, and fucking everything he could stick his dick in.

He was hobnobbing with other "dark" people ... spying is about meeting new people.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: aitm on October 27, 2015, 06:28:43 PM
Many a year ago,  a guy who lived in the apartment above me had some money problems, I let him drop an extension cord so he could run his TV and fridge. A couple weeks later he showed up with a box of pretty much junk as a way of paying. I told him didn't need it so we sat on the porch and drank away a case of my beer.

This guy had more ailments and minor disfigurations that I have ever seen and I was truly sorry for him. Yellow teeth from birth, big budge on his neck, clubbed foot, severe acne, just a poor poor miserable guy. Scared the shit outa women…anyhow, we get to talking and religion comes up… he looks across the street into nothing an says, "I can tell you this, if god really existed, I would not look like this, and even more, if satan existed, I would not look like this"….kinda summed up it all.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on October 27, 2015, 09:14:44 PM
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Many a year ago,  a guy who lived in the apartment above me had some money problems, I let him drop an extension cord so he could run his TV and fridge. A couple weeks later he showed up with a box of pretty much junk as a way of paying. I told him didn't need it so we sat on the porch and drank away a case of my beer.

This guy had more ailments and minor disfigurations that I have ever seen and I was truly sorry for him. Yellow teeth from birth, big budge on his neck, clubbed foot, severe acne, just a poor poor miserable guy. Scared the shit outa women…anyhow, we get to talking and religion comes up… he looks across the street into nothing an says, "I can tell you this, if god really existed, I would not look like this, and even more, if satan existed, I would not look like this"….kinda summed up it all.
Sounds just like a guy I knew in Columbus, two club feet, bulge in his neck, always broke, but a nice guy anyway ...   
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: GSOgymrat on November 06, 2015, 12:56:13 PM
It would be convenient if angels and Satan were real, if there were actually supernatural forces of good and evil, but we can't stay children forever, at least some of can't.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Draconic Aiur on November 06, 2015, 01:31:50 PM
Satan? Lucifer more like it! No I don't.  I worship Kronos though
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Post by: Baruch on November 06, 2015, 02:25:11 PM
Then you must celebrate on Saturn's day (Saturday).
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Post by: Draconic Aiur on November 06, 2015, 08:25:12 PM
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Then you must celebrate on Saturn's day (Saturday).

Indeed.
Title: Re: anybody worship Satan?
Post by: Jack89 on November 06, 2015, 08:58:18 PM
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I worship Santa.
Who is also Odin, Gandalf (and therefore Magneto), and I suspect Professor Dumbledore as well.  So yeah, me too.