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Arts and Entertainment => Tell a Joke or two => Topic started by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 15, 2013, 03:35:35 PM

Title: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 15, 2013, 03:35:35 PM

Leo has been banned from competitive posting by the internet posting commission. :lol:

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: SGOS on February 15, 2013, 03:57:29 PM

Oh, shit.

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: kilodelta on February 15, 2013, 04:00:13 PM

About fucking time! His juicing should also remove him from the record books.

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2013, 04:27:07 PM

Hahahahaha, you guys have not learned the awesome power of the asshat!!!!

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: stromboli on February 15, 2013, 05:01:22 PM

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2013, 05:41:07 PM

Quote from: "stromboli"

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

Is that the only thing you prostitute?

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: stromboli on February 15, 2013, 06:09:14 PM

Quote from: "asshat"

Quote from: "stromboli"

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

Is that the only thing you prostitute?

Trust me, nothing else I have is worth the effort.  :D

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2013, 06:14:18 PM

Quote from: "stromboli"

Quote from: "asshat"

Quote from: "stromboli"

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

Is that the only thing you prostitute?

Trust me, nothing else I have is worth the effort.  :D

Never underestimate the power of a man who hasn't smelled a woman in nearly a year.

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: stromboli on February 15, 2013, 06:37:03 PM

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Trust me, nothing else I have is worth the effort.  :D

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Never underestimate the power of a man who hasn't smelled a woman in nearly a year.

I feel your pain- uh, no actually I don't. I served aboard a ship in the Navy. We had porn and 3 month patrols.
My sympathies. Hope you got lotion. I hear that sand gets into EVERYTHING.  :D

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: Anonymous on February 15, 2013, 06:49:05 PM

And the lotion jsut makes it worse.

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: WitchSabrina on February 15, 2013, 07:06:48 PM

Quote from: "stromboli"

Quote from: "asshat"

Quote from: "stromboli"

I will not prostitute my soul for false glory. Oh wait, I don't have a soul. Never mind.

Is that the only thing you prostitute?

Trust me, nothing else I have is worth the effort.  :D

*stamps foot*  Excuse Me !!!  

Oh...........


Wait. You didn't mean me did you?


never mind

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: _Xenu_ on February 15, 2013, 07:09:44 PM

Quote from: "asshat"

And the lotion jsut makes it worse.

Its puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: WitchSabrina on February 15, 2013, 07:21:45 PM

Quote from: "_Xenu_"

Quote from: "asshat"

And the lotion jsut makes it worse.

Its puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

What the hell does that ^ mean?
You guys and your lotions.  And they think women are the ones buying lotion.  *scoff* :lol:

Title: Re: Last person except Leo to post to this thread wins!
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 18, 2013, 08:11:45 PM

Quote from: "WitchSabrina"

Quote from: "_Xenu_"

Quote from: "asshat"

And the lotion jsut makes it worse.

Its puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

What the hell does that ^ mean?
You guys and your lotions.  And they think women are the ones buying lotion.  *scoff* :lol:

***suggests use of spit for...uhhh....obvious...reasons? :lol:

Note: Do not take this as an admission of...well, anything other that my obvious perversions.