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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/ny-pastor-justin-bieber-is-trans-and-cut-off-his-breasts-because-obamas-evil-spirits-misled-him

QuoteA New York pastor warned recently that President Barack Obama and other leaders were convincing young girls â€" like pop singer Justin Bieber â€" to become transgender.

“We’re talking about young girls, 6 to 10 years of age,” Atlah World Missionary Church Rev. James David Manning said in a YouTube video that was posted on Friday. “They can be led or influenced to cut off their breasts once they get into puberty. They can be led to have operations â€" like Justin Bieber â€" they can think that the best choice for their life is to cut off their breasts.”

“And then by the time they reach the age of 20 years old, they say, ‘I wish I had never cut off my breasts, I wish I had never mutilated my flesh, I wish I had never cut off my penis, I wish I had never done that, I was just young. And the people in the church or the people in the media said or gave the impression that I had a right to choose any kind of sexual orientation that I wanted to choose, and so I cut off my penis or I cut off my breasts.’”

Manning, however, promised to use the power of God to fight leaders who gave children the impression that they could “choose any kind of sexual orientation.”

“I will chase every sodomite, I will chase every lesbo, I will chase every political leader with the power of God, with the chariots of fire,” he insisted. “That these children be not misled by people in congregations and people in business or in politics like Obama that are influencing these children to throw their lives away the way Justin Bieber threw his life away.”

“And then 20 years old, can’t grow their breasts back. At 20 years old, can’t grow their penis back,” Manning added. “People need to wake the hell up and see what’s going on in our world! They need to understand just how diabolical this devil and evil spirit is.”

Watch the video below from ATLAHWorldwide, broadcast Jan. 30, 2015.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELhZzfM6MiQ

I can't stop laughing!!! I don't know if this guy is serious or not, but..... :lol: :lol: :rotflmao:

Wait... I thought ALL THINGS were possible with god which obviously means growing back your breasts and penis.. Don't tell me they're just full of shit.. :eek:

QuoteAnd the people in the church or the people in the media said or gave the impression that I had a right to choose any kind of sexual orientation that I wanted to choose, and so I cut off my penis or I cut off my breasts.’”

Wait wait..."choosing" a sexual orientation = chopping off breasts and/or penis?  Cause I'm pretty sure those aren't the same thing.

Wasn't this fucktard the same guy I saw on drunken peasants who told everyone to stay away from starbucks because gays hang around them and all carry ebola?

(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4600/derpometer.gif)

Even if this isn't parody it's hilarious. If he is serious he needs help in more ways than one.  :rotflmao: :wall: Solitary

Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on February 02, 2015, 03:26:29 PM
Wait... I thought ALL THINGS were possible with god which obviously means growing back your breasts and penis.. Don't tell me they're just full of shit.. :eek:

Justin had a penis? Who gave it to him?

Yes, he is the stay away from Starbucks guy who also recently admitted he had "homosexual urgings" Must have got some of that semen latte he was warning us about....... Hope he sticks around. This guy is a treasure trove of lols. And a real credit to his profession (cough).

He's just trying to justify his sexual attraction to Justin Bieber.

Quote from: Munch on February 02, 2015, 04:23:36 PM
Wasn't this fucktard the same guy I saw on drunken peasants who told everyone to stay away from starbucks because gays hang around them and all carry ebola?

He is??? lololol

Quote from: PickelledEggs on February 02, 2015, 05:37:06 PM
He is??? lololol

Yep, found it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osiqPGgKXds

So all starbucks have a room full of gay men, all with ebola, jizzing into everyones coffees.

And a sharp dresser as well..............

Gay ebola? I didn't know diseases had a sexual orientation

Caffe Ebola Jizzuccino is not on the regular menu.  You have have to order it from the barista using a very low voice as not to disturb the other customers. 

This is the same nut who claims that Starbucks is putting the semen of sodomites into their coffee.

Maybe he can answer the unanswerable questions, at exactly what point does snot loose enough moisture content to become an official booger and at what point does a turd become the shits?

Hey Doc, I'm having second thoughts.  You got my dick in jar or somethin'?

Quote from: Atheon on February 02, 2015, 11:20:37 PM
This is the same nut who claims that Starbucks is putting the semen of sodomites into their coffee.

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_F9v5KPGAZx0/TQzCOwUqUAI/AAAAAAAAAIs/GJWwUj3YxTo/s1600/coffee-sperm.jpg)
Mmm, coffee anyone?

Back to my thread of why I stay out of Starbucks.........

He's a nut fo sure. However you got to give him props for saying jb is a girl.

Who left this man's padded cell door unlocked? What a loon!

How does this lunatic get publicity why is he not laughed out of the business? Or is he being laughed at and just too dumb to notice.

Quote from: doorknob on February 05, 2015, 12:00:40 PMHow does this lunatic get publicity

That's what I want to know.  I say stupid stuff all the time and have yet to make the evening news.  Maybe I'm doing it wrong.