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Title: Damn Sneaky Satan
Post by: aitm on March 01, 2013, 08:00:04 PM
http://www.floridatoday.com/viewart/201 ... y-sinkhole (http://www.floridatoday.com/viewart/20130301/NEWS01/130301004/Tampa-area-man-swallowed-by-sinkhole)
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Post by: Davka on March 01, 2013, 10:55:06 PM
Yeah, but how much of a fucktard is YHWH for not even helping? I betcha that dude was screaming "help, oh god, help!" as the earth opened up to swallow him. Asshole YHWH just stands there laughing, letting Satan do his worst.

Buncha dickwads anyhow.
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Post by: NitzWalsh on March 01, 2013, 11:47:53 PM
Sinkholes are gateways to another universe. The guy is just fine.
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Post by: Thumpalumpacus on March 01, 2013, 11:49:57 PM
Sinkholes are god's way of telling you that Florida is no place to lead a happy life.
Title: Re: Damn Sneaky Satan
Post by: stromboli on March 02, 2013, 12:09:48 AM
Nuh uh. Bible Belt. totally the fault of the gays.  [-X
Title: Re: Damn Sneaky Satan
Post by: Noodle on March 02, 2013, 02:45:59 AM
Quote from: "stromboli"Nuh uh. Bible Belt. totally the fault of the gays.  [-X

Oh sh..oot! Will Cape Town be next??
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Post by: BlackL1ght on March 02, 2013, 03:04:24 AM
Man, that's horrible. I can hardly even imagine that.
Title: Re: Damn Sneaky Satan
Post by: FrogMan on March 02, 2013, 05:03:50 AM
Not sure what this has to do with Satan or why it's something we're joking about.  This guy got killed in a pretty uncomfortable fashion.  It was in Florida, so what?
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Post by: Plu on March 02, 2013, 05:23:10 AM
Quote from: "drunkenshoe"
Quote"We put engineering equipment into the sinkhole and didn't see anything compatible with life,"

Right. Has anyone heard anything dumber than this?

That doesn't sound dumb, that sounds like a pretty good explanation of what they did. I guess they could've changed "didn't see anything" with "received no signals" but other than that it makes sense to me.

Poor guy. Must've been a rude awakening for the family.