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I wasn't going to post much if anything today, but you can't pass this up.
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THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL!
You know I have always said if I see definitive proof of Jesus that I would have to become a Christian. So well, it was nice knowing everyone....I'm going to church.
my eyes!! my eyes !! :shock:
Close the forum, we have our proof right here. Praise Jesus!
According to Uncyclopedia, this is obviously the work of the God Anus.
QuoteAnus is the Greek name for the ancient Jack-headed god of the dead in Egyptian mythology whose hieroglyphic is more accurately spelled Anubis. Prayers to Anus are carved on the most ancient tombs in Egypt; indeed, the Suna text associates him with the brown "Eye of Goatse."
Lord of Defecation
Originally, in the Ogdoad system, Anus was the ruler of the underworld, and his name meant, roughly, "putrefaction." He had a wife, Anpee (who was really just his female aspect, her name, with the negative prefix, connoting bladder dysfunction), who was depicted exactly the same, though feminine. He also took to wife the feminine form of Neheb Kau, Nehebka, and Kebauet. But Kebauet, the goddess of yellow water, is sometimes listed as his daughter. His father was originally said to be Ra, as he was the creator god, and that would have made his mother Hesat, later identified as Hathor.
God damn it, only in ohio >_>
I was certain this would be an onion article or something...but no. #-o lol
Looks more like a golden retriever to me.
In other news, dogs around the world are said to be howling unaccountably at the moon.
Jesus is shit. Enough said!
It's more of a dog wearing a wig. Yeah it's one of those news, like Jesus appeared in a moldy shower or a splash of water.
I know believe in Christianity despite it's many many many many many flaws!!!
Anecdotal evidence for the win!!!
Quote from: "Thumpalumpacus"Looks more like a golden retriever to me.
In other news, dogs around the world are said to be howling unaccountably at the moon.
Yes! Yes! Definitely a Dog! I knew it!!! Like it says in my sig...
Odd, I see Abraham Lincoln...
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This Dog? Looks about right!
Quote from: "Phantom"Jesus is shit. Enough said!
Exactly what I thought when I saw the picture.
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THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL!
:rollin:
Doesn't look at all like a long-haired, European white guy. Looks more like an Afghan dog, to me.
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THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL, brah.
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THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL!
That's either photoshopped, or I'm going to join a church.
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I wasn't going to post much if anything today, but you can't pass this up.
Oh Great. God has found another new medium for miracles.
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THE GUN IS GOOD!
THE PENIS IS EVIL, brah.
Erm........ not to get *sticky* about it or anything, buuut........ I beg to differ with the 'penis is evil' comment. I've kept one as a pet for many years and have always found it available at a moment's notice, agreeable and eager to please. How evil can something so earnestly happy actually be?
* snicker*
Quote from: "WitchSabrina"Erm........ not to get *sticky* about it or anything, buuut........ I beg to differ with the 'penis is evil' comment. I've kept one as a pet for many years and have always found it available at a moment's notice, agreeable and eager to please. How evil can something so earnestly happy actually be?
* snicker*
You people have no culture.
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Now this Jim Lawry could well be starting up his own religion called the "Bird Poop ministry" and organize pilgrimages from all around the world to witness the "miracle". He could well be preaching it was from the ass of a dove sent down from heaven.
He could also wash his fucking car.
Quote from: "St Giordano Bruno"He could well be preaching it was from the ass of a dove sent down from heaven.
Hmmm. Looks like raven splatter to me. And I'm not sure about the face. Yeah, it's a face, but of what!!??? We should tread lightly here. There may be demons afoot.
Only Christians in Ohio would take pictures of bird shit. Go with Christ, brah
That aint Jesus. It's this guy...
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I spose we should start worshiping James T. Kirk then?
Bring on the sexy green women!!! :P
Don't eat the green ones.
They aren't ripe yet.
It also looks like it has got a huge hairy moustache like this guy
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Nietzsche
I think I solved this heavenly riddle.
QuoteMANNA:
...in the Book of Exodus, manna is described as being "a fine, flake-like thing" like the frost on the ground...and was white like coriander seed in color...the Israelites ground it and pounded it into cakes, which were then baked, resulting in something that tasted like cakes baked with oil...The Israelites were instructed to eat only the manna they had gathered for each day. Leftovers or manna stored up for the following day "bred worms and stank":
Oily white stuff that falls from the sky, breeds worms and stinks?
God is one sick bastard to make his people eat bird shit.
Evidence of a miracle? I don't think so :vom: I should think one would have scrape pretty much to the bottom of the bird cage for one like this one.
How much y'all wanna bet they still haven't washed it?
Looks like a guy with a handlebar mustache to me
Quote from: "ratzu"How much y'all wanna bet they still haven't washed it?
They probably put a clear weather-proof coating on it. That's so people can kiss it without wearing it off.