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Title: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: WitchSabrina on February 15, 2013, 09:26:06 AM
I don't wish to describe this.  Better you just see for yourself.  


ROFLMFAO  OMG

//http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/14/lisa-dutton-canadian-news-anchor-blowjob-demonstration_n_2686959.html?ncid=txtlnkushpmg00000035&utm_hp_ref=fb&src=sp&comm_ref=false#sb=1530933,b=facebook



QuoteFrom now on we're going to start looking to Canadian morning news anchor Lisa Dutton for all our accidentally sexual news blooper needs.
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: _Xenu_ on February 15, 2013, 09:34:18 AM
LMAO. I think I'm going to need a more personal demonstration.
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 15, 2013, 09:34:31 AM
It's Canada ay? I seriously doubt 'YOUR GOD' had much to do with it Bri, but I could be mistaken. My God was/is George Carlin so it is possible. :D
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: surly74 on February 15, 2013, 09:40:40 AM
Ron Burgandy's new co anchor.
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: stromboli on February 15, 2013, 09:42:49 AM
That woman is:
A. totally clueless
B. Deserves a raise
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: _Xenu_ on February 15, 2013, 09:43:58 AM
B! And we to get her into a certain kind of film.
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: WitchSabrina on February 15, 2013, 09:46:36 AM
Quote from: "stromboli"That woman is:
A. totally clueless
B. Deserves a raise


C. Both of the above
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: surly74 on February 15, 2013, 11:52:57 AM
not the first time either

//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neu58s_p4_o&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: WitchSabrina on February 15, 2013, 11:57:28 AM
Quote from: "surly74"not the first time either

//http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neu58s_p4_o&feature=player_embedded

LMAO  Great career !!
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: wolf39us on February 15, 2013, 11:59:41 AM
Maybe it was intentional... otherwise ROFLMAO!
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: stromboli on February 15, 2013, 12:00:57 PM
Question to the ladies: what DO you talk about when you are together? Dick sizes? I've hung out with some pretty macho groups over the years, and "vagina sizes" has never come up in conversation. Just saying.
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: WitchSabrina on February 15, 2013, 12:49:07 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"Question to the ladies: what DO you talk about when you are together? Dick sizes? I've hung out with some pretty macho groups over the years, and "vagina sizes" has never come up in conversation. Just saying.


Like I (or any other female) would answer that.  *scoff*

Just kidding - I think women talk about same things men do - in general.  We just talk till all the flavor's gone out of it and then we stick it in our hair.
Quite frankly, I don't talk to women for too long.  I find most of them to be male-haters and seems most every conversation takes a turn towards that sooner or later.  You can start out talking about the stars or the dentist and 15 mins into it - some male-hating comes up. *yawn* But women talk about sex, money, politics, gossipy-crap and whatnot.  I'd dare say I've been privy to a few girl-chats about 'size matters' - but that's only a few in a rather long life span.  We don't talk much about *what* it is, but rather *what* it does. But still that sort of conversation comes up rarely. We're much too busy reading, toying with our hair or looking for a cure for cancer or some shit.
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: BarkAtTheMoon on February 15, 2013, 01:05:52 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"Question to the ladies: what DO you talk about when you are together? Dick sizes? I've hung out with some pretty macho groups over the years, and "vagina sizes" has never come up in conversation. Just saying.

I've worked in places that were mostly women in the past and can confirm that some women absolutely do talk about not only dick sizes, but shapes, and all manner of other explicitely graphic sex details. Women's "locker room talk" makes men's seem PG by comparison.
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: wolf39us on February 15, 2013, 01:08:14 PM
Hey, we never said it was "pretty" looking.  lol
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: Mathias on February 15, 2013, 01:27:22 PM
I think it depends on the woman's age and her cultural level, and of course there are always exceptions...
but there are a lot of women who enjoy calling their rivals BEACH...:)

In Brazil = vadias
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: surly74 on February 15, 2013, 02:04:30 PM
Quote from: "stromboli"Question to the ladies: what DO you talk about when you are together? Dick sizes? I've hung out with some pretty macho groups over the years, and "vagina sizes" has never come up in conversation. Just saying.

no but I'm sure their own dick sizes have been a topic. I played hockey with ex semi pro and junior players in Canada and it ain't pretty.
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 15, 2013, 02:56:47 PM
Quote from: "surly74"
Quote from: "stromboli"Question to the ladies: what DO you talk about when you are together? Dick sizes? I've hung out with some pretty macho groups over the years, and "vagina sizes" has never come up in conversation. Just saying.

no but I'm sure their own dick sizes have been a topic. I played hockey with ex semi pro and junior players in Canada and it ain't pretty.
Stromboli, are you trying to tell us you don't get together with other guys and the topic of 'tight pussy' never comes up? It does where I hang out....uhh..currently a homeless shelter for old veterans.. :roll:
Title: Re: Oh. My. God. Prepare for a laugh
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on February 15, 2013, 03:04:27 PM
Now I'm stuck with the mental image of all the AF ladies strutting around in a locker room bragging about vagina size.. it's not a pretty picture guys.. it never is though is it? :shock: