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Title: Purgatory
Post by: wolf39us on July 17, 2014, 11:54:51 PM
For those of you that missed this... For a bit of a fun I have added (by suggestion of our members) a section where I will ban trolls into.  They will not be visible to any of the regular members UNLESS you become a "troll keeper".

They will only see one forum called "Purgatory".

If any of you want access to this forum, let me know!
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: PickelledEggs on July 18, 2014, 12:11:50 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: rottenbanana on July 18, 2014, 12:35:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdvUR67nZs0

That's hilarious, bro. Maybe we will laugh at you like that when you are in purgatory? I just joined to set my fellow atheist bitches straight, ain't nobody gunna be puttin me in any purgatory.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: PickelledEggs on July 18, 2014, 12:36:00 AM
That's hilarious, bro. Maybe we will laugh at you like that when you are in purgatory? I just joined to set my fellow atheist bitches straight, ain't nobody gunna be puttin me in any purgatory.
See you in hell.

Sent from your mom

Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: rottenbanana on July 18, 2014, 12:38:51 AM
See you in hell.

Sent from your mom

BRAH was that a challenge BRAH? Because I can throw down. Just say da wurd and we'll throw down BRAH
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: wolf39us on July 18, 2014, 12:44:03 AM
He is now in the troll section, have fun with him!
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Draconic Aiur on July 18, 2014, 12:46:06 AM
Count me in. I want to troll the trolls.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: wolf39us on July 18, 2014, 12:47:25 AM
Welcome!
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 18, 2014, 12:47:36 AM
Brah... Whatcha be doin? You be sendin trolls to hell n shit?
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: wolf39us on July 18, 2014, 12:50:55 AM
haha, sending them to a place where they can play away from the regulars
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Draconic Aiur on July 18, 2014, 12:58:53 AM
Brah... Whatcha be doin? You be sendin trolls to hell n shit?

Well trolls are souless creatures like demons.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on July 18, 2014, 01:03:47 AM
I volunteer as troll keeper.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Nam on July 18, 2014, 01:48:37 AM
Well trolls are souless creatures like demons.

But their drool tastes good, and can be used as lube.

-Nam
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: stromboli on July 18, 2014, 05:25:48 AM
Hey, have fun. I consider taking shots at trolls to be mostly wasted time, so not that interested.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: GrinningYMIR on July 18, 2014, 10:17:44 AM
My favorite depiction of Purgatory is still the endless filling out of IRS-like forms. You have to fill them out for every good and bad deed that you've ever done along with everything else on IRS forms for all of eternity
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: SGOS on July 18, 2014, 11:21:46 AM
My favorite depiction of Purgatory is still the endless filling out of IRS-like forms. You have to fill them out for every good and bad deed that you've ever done along with everything else on IRS forms for all of eternity
Well, you might have to fill out IRS forms; I really can't say.  But I always though purgatory was like a refugee camp where some iffy type souls hang out while God makes up his mind what to do with them.  As I recall, Purgatory is not necessarily an eternity, like if you just sinned enough that God is not sure what to do with you, you can still go to Heaven if you are on your good behavior while you're in the waiting period.  But then I was a Protestant, so we need Azzi (remember Azzi) to explain the precise mechanics of Purgatory so we can all understand exactly how it works.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Shiranu on July 18, 2014, 11:41:48 AM
I'll join, just so I don't miss anything funny.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Nam on July 18, 2014, 12:49:30 PM
purgatory is not eternal.  scriptures says nothing un clean shall enter heaven , so purgatory is the place where people are purified and made perfect for heaven.  everyone in purgatory gets to heaven Someday.

Can I have a pass?  Or a key?

But you're a troll. You have five posts, and join here solely to have a key to Purgatory. Plus, your name is "corn" -- can you be more obvious?

Yeah...good try, Frosty.

-Nam
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: SGOS on July 18, 2014, 12:51:04 PM
purgatory is not eternal.  scriptures says nothing un clean shall enter heaven , so purgatory is the place where people are purified and made perfect for heaven.  everyone in purgatory gets to heaven Someday.

Makes sense.  Your soul is given a metaphorical shower before you get a white robe that has been sanitized for heaven where everyone is squeaky clean, walking around in their white robes and saying hello and howdy to everyone else.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: leo on July 18, 2014, 01:58:51 PM
I don't want to miss the fun. Some trolls are hilarious.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: wolf39us on July 18, 2014, 02:08:38 PM
I don't want to miss the fun. Some trolls are hilarious.

you want me to add you to the keepers?
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: stromboli on July 18, 2014, 02:13:46 PM
Changed my mind. Give me access.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: leo on July 18, 2014, 02:18:13 PM
you want me to add you to the keepers?
                                                                                                                                                     Yes. Count me in. I don't want to miss the fun.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 18, 2014, 02:20:24 PM
You're giving far to much attention to these people which I think is attracting more of their behavior. Now they have an audience and you're just to eager to be entertained. There's a reason most prisons are located away from major cities and the inmates kept away from the public aside from safety.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: leo on July 18, 2014, 02:24:47 PM
APA I like the purgatory idea very much. Some members like me want to play with our chewtoys for a while. Other members don't want to see trolls shitting the boards. The purgatory is a great idea.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: wolf39us on July 18, 2014, 02:26:26 PM
Changed my mind. Give me access.

you should have access now

you too leo
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Nam on July 18, 2014, 02:44:27 PM
You're giving far to much attention to these people which I think is attracting more of their behavior. Now they have an audience and you're just to eager to be entertained. There's a reason most prisons are located away from major cities and the inmates kept away from the public aside from safety.

What you got to ask yourself is this:

Is it better to have them in a "prison" here away from regular members, or with the regular members consistently interrupting the commerce of the website?

Continuously banning him/them didn't seem really to work; so far, how much interruption has there been? At least give it a trial run before automatically presuming it's nonsense.

If you do not wish to partake, don't.

Personally, I think this is a good learning tool. It helps members to identify trolls, trollish behaviour, and perhaps what they do or say that could place them in purgatory, and how to avoid such a place.

Prisons, actual ones, are hardly about rehabilitation (at least in the US), since many of them today are run by private companies, they're more about keeping prisoners because they are their profit margin.

But, the only profit here would be knowledge, and perhaps not rehabilitation but how to successfully combatant such indiscretions.

-Nam
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on July 18, 2014, 02:58:55 PM
You know what, sign me up. Could be hilarious.


Sent from Monster Island. Titty sprinkles.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Shiranu on July 18, 2014, 03:52:19 PM
Aye, sign me up too.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Solitary on July 18, 2014, 03:59:36 PM
Please don't sign me up, their presence here is hell, so them in purgatory would still be hell.  :wall: :fU: Solitary
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 18, 2014, 04:33:40 PM
Go ahead and be an audience for bad clowns.. Whatever..
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: SGOS on July 18, 2014, 05:56:51 PM
Don't sign me up.  If you do, I plan to call my lawyer and sue.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: the_antithesis on July 18, 2014, 06:07:00 PM
I can't help but think that having members in this troll pen will just encourage them to keep coming back.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Green Bottle on July 18, 2014, 06:12:02 PM
Dont sign me up for this shit ahm fuckin warnin ye  ! :axe: :axe: :axe:
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: stromboli on July 18, 2014, 07:39:34 PM
I can't help but think that having members in this troll pen will just encourage them to keep coming back.

After my short time there, I agree. Attention queens getting attention.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on July 18, 2014, 07:42:32 PM
It's OK.. You can call me a visionary. I won't tell anyone.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: wolf39us on July 18, 2014, 08:04:23 PM
Say the word and I'll hit the red button!
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Nam on July 18, 2014, 08:55:21 PM
Say the word and I'll hit the red button!

THE WORD

:wink:

-Nam
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: GrinningYMIR on July 18, 2014, 09:02:32 PM
How about, we get them all together, and have a gladiatorial combat session.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Contemporary Protestant on July 18, 2014, 09:18:54 PM
Can I be a keeper?
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Nam on July 18, 2014, 09:30:20 PM
Can I be a keeper?

Really?

-Nam
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Contemporary Protestant on July 18, 2014, 09:31:26 PM
Curious?
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Nam on July 18, 2014, 09:34:53 PM
Curious?

If you're so against profanity as you state you are, that is not a place for you.

-Nam
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Contemporary Protestant on July 18, 2014, 09:35:10 PM
Kay
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: joan of arc on July 18, 2014, 09:37:14 PM
Can I be keeper?
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Nam on July 18, 2014, 09:39:54 PM
Can I be keeper?

Trolls can't be keepers.

-Nam
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: joan of arc on July 18, 2014, 09:45:28 PM
Trolls can't be keepers.

-Nam
Im the maid of Lorraine
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Shiranu on July 18, 2014, 10:09:25 PM
I'm offensive and I find you French.

Wait...

Anyways in regards to APA's remark; I am sorta of the same mind, but I am torn between two trains of thought. I want to give me reasons why I am a fan of it, but I am afraid if they (he?) reads it... it will make him do the opposite of why I am a fan of it. So let's just say I think it could be a blessing but am not sold on it.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: joan of arc on July 18, 2014, 11:46:36 PM
va te faire foutre!!

Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Shiranu on July 19, 2014, 01:01:15 AM
K.
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: CatholicCrusader on August 04, 2014, 04:05:02 AM
so purgatory is a real place?  of all the internet forums , who would have thought that the one and only Purgatory subform would be on an atheist website.

may I have access to this super-sub forum?
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: Nam on August 04, 2014, 11:08:48 AM
You're a troll. It's a place for trolls...so, it's fitting. But going there you can go nowhere else.

-Nam
Title: Re: Purgatory
Post by: leo on August 04, 2014, 03:09:04 PM
so purgatory is a real place?  of all the internet forums , who would have thought that the one and only Purgatory subform would be on an atheist website.

may I have access to this super-sub forum?
                                                                                                                                                       You are for real ? You are a catholic and you are in doubt about the existence of the pulgatory?  How ironic. The pulgatory is REALLY real.