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Title: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
Hello i am also atheist and i have heard some scientist tell me that god is naturally a rock or a solid shaped rock which gave life to the first living organism. The organism was a very tiny creature but not a human being and life started evolving from that rock.

Now how did they know this? Well i guess they studied the brain and found out that a picture of this ROCK FORM GOD is inside one of our brain cells located in the front lobe of the brain. It is also connected to a gene in the chest of the human body and that GENE tells us to GO FORWARD AND DO WHATEVER WE LIKE.... I dont know if people get what i mean. Many atheists may know this but not all.
So im letting you know this. Now what i want to know is how come THE ROCK FORM OF GOD is able to produce such a organism without the SPERM OR OVUM since it had no gender?????

Beleave me the REAL god is actually a solid ROCK FORMATION NATURALLY MADE without help of humans or any other living creature/organism.

It just HAPPEND. Like the big bang. It had to happen. I want to know the fact how were we made or how the first organism was made from this ROCK?

Its like a rock carved in a corner shape. so there are 2 walls basically and it looks like the corner of your wall but they have digged it out of earth and found out that a picture of that ROCK lies in one memory cell in our forbrain and it is also connected to a gene in our body. That gene is located in our upper region of the chest or in the middle of the chest. 4 CM above the lungs and that gene just tells us to do whatever we like.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on June 11, 2014, 12:02:57 AM
...........................................................................................wat.........................................................
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Poison Tree on June 11, 2014, 12:35:59 AM
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Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 11, 2014, 12:59:23 AM
Incoming idiot, take cover!

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Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: DunkleSeele on June 11, 2014, 02:33:12 AM
(http://www.troll.me/images/full-retard/you-went-full-retard-never-go-full-retard.jpg)

Oh, I almost forgot my manners, sorry:

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Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: The Skeletal Atheist on June 11, 2014, 03:50:22 AM
Quote from: The Skeletal Atheist on June 11, 2014, 12:02:57 AM
...........................................................................................wat.........................................................
To further clarify my post: ...................................wat?.........................

I read the OP and my dick got stuck in the celing fan, and I don't even have a celing fan. Go away, you make my brain and my dick hurt.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2014, 03:53:26 AM
Troll score:  D-

Rap sheet:  strawman arguments against scientific theories (abiogenesis, evolution, the origin of sexual reproduction), complex question, false dilemma, and creationist talking points masquerading as questions.  Also, blatant lying. 

Sentence:  remedial high-school bio and Evolution 101 (http://evolution.berkeley.edu/evolibrary/article/evo_01).  Certificate of basic human cognition contingent upon successful graduation.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: DunkleSeele on June 11, 2014, 04:18:34 AM
OK people, should we get rid of the idiot straight away or do you want to have some fun before that?
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: DunkleSeele on June 11, 2014, 04:27:38 AM
I wouldn't even classify him as a Poe, he's just too bad. :madu:
Then again, being an idiot isn't against the forum rules, so I'll let him post (I believe he's a shit-and-run pidgeon, though).
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Jason78 on June 11, 2014, 06:54:09 AM
Quote from: DunkleSeele on June 11, 2014, 04:27:38 AM
being an idiot isn't against the forum rules

Maybe it should be...
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: SGOS on June 11, 2014, 07:18:40 AM
When I read your OP, I couldn't help but wonder where you got all that nonsense.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Moralnihilist on June 11, 2014, 08:44:35 AM
I recognize the words as English, however there does not appear to be a coherent thought pattern behind the words.

Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Mister Agenda on June 11, 2014, 10:11:12 AM
Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
Hello i am also atheist and i have heard some scientist tell me that god is naturally a rock or a solid shaped rock which gave life to the first living organism.

I suspect you're lying, both about being an atheist and the supposed scientist, but if a scientist did tell you that, he or she was a particularly idiotic one. I recommend you read a textbook on the subject, or even a Wikipedia article, and learn from some people with tons more credibility than the asshat feeding you this bullshit.

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
The organism was a very tiny creature but not a human being and life started evolving from that rock.

The evidence suggests that the first precursor to a living organism was a product of organic chemistry, and that a self-replicating polymer had to go through a lot of evolution before its descendants could reasonably be called 'living organisms'. There is no rock in the scenario, except perhaps as a home for an organic soup in which a self-replicating molecule could form.

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
Now how did they know this?

Paleontology, geology, chemistry, biology, and genetics.

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
Well i guess they studied the brain and found out that a picture of this ROCK FORM GOD is inside one of our brain cells located in the front lobe of the brain.

That may be the stupidest thing that anyone has guessed, ever. Congratulations?

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
It is also connected to a gene in the chest of the human body and that GENE tells us to GO FORWARD AND DO WHATEVER WE LIKE.... I dont know if people get what i mean. Many atheists may know this but not all.

This is clearly bullshit pulled straight from your ass.

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
So im letting you know this.

That you're a walking monument to willful ignorance?

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
Now what i want to know is how come THE ROCK FORM OF GOD is able to produce such a organism without the SPERM OR OVUM since it had no gender?????

There's no such thing as a 'rock form of God'. I dare you to say something more idiotic. If you actually want to learn something, check this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_sexual_reproduction

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
Beleave me the REAL god is actually a solid ROCK FORMATION NATURALLY MADE without help of humans or any other living creature/organism.

Why would we believe such an utter dolt? Your incomprehension is (I hope) unique to yourself, and doesn't resemble in the slightest what any actual atheists think about the origin and evolution of life. I assume you believe in one of those versions of God who is happy to have idiots and liars for followers.

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
It just HAPPEND. Like the big bang. It had to happen.

These things aren't fully understood. Honest people will tell you the complete answers are unknown and the possible answers are interesting but unconfirmable at this time. Dishonest people will spout the kind of crap you've been vomiting around here.

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
I want to know the fact how were we made or how the first organism was made from this ROCK?

If there was a definitive answer, you're clearly too stupid to understand it anyway, so why make an effort for you? You wanting to know something doesn't mean an honest and complete answer is available.

Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PM
Its like a rock carved in a corner shape. so there are 2 walls basically and it looks like the corner of your wall but they have digged it out of earth and found out that a picture of that ROCK lies in one memory cell in our forbrain and it is also connected to a gene in our body. That gene is located in our upper region of the chest or in the middle of the chest. 4 CM above the lungs and that gene just tells us to do whatever we like.

And you finish up strong with your biggest mound of bullshit. I think you're a wast of bandwidth, and not even entertaining except to vent on.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Bibliofagus on June 11, 2014, 11:43:07 AM
Quote from: netangel on June 10, 2014, 11:25:48 PMi have heard some scientist tell me that god is naturally a rock

You gay bro?

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Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Poison Tree on June 11, 2014, 12:15:34 PM
Maybe he's trying to explain the plot to 2001 a space odyssey
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 11, 2014, 01:51:24 PM
Quote from: Poison Tree on June 11, 2014, 12:15:34 PM
Maybe he's trying to explain the plot to 2001 a space odyssey
Wait, that movie had a plot?
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2014, 05:06:47 PM
Well we know what someone got for Christmas.. A ROCK!
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2014, 05:14:23 PM
Quote from: Hijiri Byakuren on June 11, 2014, 01:51:24 PM
Wait, that movie had a plot?
Of course! The plot was to bore an entire audience to death and use classical music to do it.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2014, 05:52:26 PM
I actually liked 2001: A Space Odyssey.  And the books were fantastic as a kid.  As an adult...not so much.  Heh, turning Jupiter into a star and taking out an alien machine with computer viruses, lol.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: PickelledEggs on June 11, 2014, 06:00:22 PM
CORRECT! It's this dried up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63UlBsdElsY
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: DunkleSeele on June 11, 2014, 06:09:16 PM
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on June 11, 2014, 05:14:23 PM
Of course! The plot was to bore an entire audience to death and use classical music to do it.
Actually, the music was the best part of the movie. The rest... meh, Kubrick's worst movie by a mile!
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
See in real life, there is no jesus or gods as humans. They just fool us right beleaving that they are god. However the person who told me god was composed from a rock was not idiot. You know what its true that every humans brain has this memory cell located in the front lobe of the brain and it has a picture of that rock which is god. Again there is also a gene in the chest which tells us to go forward and do whatever we like.

IF you people are not beleaving in god then why would you even flame my post? I am making sense so why are you making bad comments. if you dont know anything dont talk about it.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on June 11, 2014, 10:57:58 PM
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
See in real life, there is no jesus or gods as humans. They just fool us right beleaving that they are god. However the person who told me god was composed from a rock was not idiot. You know what its true that every humans brain has this memory cell located in the front lobe of the brain and it has a picture of that rock which is god. Again there is also a gene in the chest which tells us to go forward and do whatever we like.

IF you people are not beleaving in god then why would you even flame my post? I am making sense so why are you making bad comments. if you dont know anything dont talk about it.
I'm trying to understand one single thing you write, but-

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Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Hydra009 on June 11, 2014, 11:11:43 PM
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PMAgain there is also a gene in the chest
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Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Moralnihilist on June 11, 2014, 11:29:03 PM
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
See in real life, there is no jesus or gods as humans. They just fool us right beleaving that they are god. However the person who told me god was composed from a rock was not idiot. You know what its true that every humans brain has this memory cell located in the front lobe of the brain and it has a picture of that rock which is god. Again there is also a gene in the chest which tells us to go forward and do whatever we like.

IF you people are not beleaving in god then why would you even flame my post? I am making sense so why are you making bad comments. if you dont know anything dont talk about it.

The chest(as a whole) does not have a gene. Genes are ONLY the fundamental, physical, and functional unit of heredity. It is because a gene is a segment of DNA (on a specific site on a chromosome) that is responsible for the physical and inheritable characteristics or phenotype of an organism. It also specifies the structure of a protein, and an RNA molecule.

There is no such thing that is similar to what you are claiming. As with all other bullshit claims made on this site, allow me to be the first to request REAL EVIDENCE. You making bullshit claims that are quite contrary to EVERY Biology class I have ever taken(both in high school and college) is not enough to convince anyone here or anywhere that what you are claiming is anything more than weapons grade bullshit.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Poison Tree on June 12, 2014, 12:59:25 AM
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
See in real life, there is no jesus or gods as humans.
Ok
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
They just fool us right beleaving that they are god.
What?
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
However the person who told me god was composed from a rock was not idiot.
I have news for you: yes, yes he was.
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
You know what its true that every humans brain has this memory cell located in the front lobe of the brain and it has a picture of that rock which is god.
No. Not only do I not know that, but that is not how the brain works nor was there some magic rock that "gave life to the first living organism. [. . .] tiny creature but not a human being and life started evolving from that rock"
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
Again there is also a gene in the chest which tells us to go forward and do whatever we like.
not how genes or chests work.
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
IF you people are not beleaving in god then why would you even flame my post?
Because it is poorly phrased gibberish with not even a pretense of evidence
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
I am making sense so why are you making bad comments.
You are not making sense and our bad comments, as you call them, are simply in response to rotten word salad
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
if you dont know anything dont talk about it.
follow your own rule and shut the fuck up
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Mister Agenda on June 12, 2014, 10:12:54 AM
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
See in real life, there is no jesus or gods as humans.

That makes sense, there are no gods or half-gods, There might have been a Jesus, but if there was, he was only human.

Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
They just fool us right beleaving that they are god.

To be fair, it's rarely the person the myth is based on who does the fooling, it's usually their followers after they are dead.

Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
However the person who told me god was composed from a rock was not idiot.

That you don't think that person is an idiot just means you're as much an idiot as they are.

Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
You know what its true that every humans brain has this memory cell located in the front lobe of the brain and it has a picture of that rock which is god.

That's not only untrue, it's so untrue that you have to be profoundly stupid to think it sounds like it might be true.

Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
Again there is also a gene in the chest which tells us to go forward and do whatever we like.

All of your cells except your germ line cells contain the same genes. There are no genes in your chest that aren't found throughout your body. Do you live in a country where it was possible for you to get an education beyond the second grade? Because if you don't, you're less culpable for the ignorance you post.

Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
IF you people are not beleaving in god then why would you even flame my post?

We don't believe in God, but we do believe in vivisecting especially stupid posts.

Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
I am making sense so why are you making bad comments.

The sad thing about people who don't make sense is that they don't know they don't make sense. We're trying to help you. I hope if you get slapped hard enough, you may try to do better. It's a faint hope, but it's there. I would be more gentle, but in the face of such stupidity, only shock treatment can have any effect.

Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
if you dont know anything dont talk about it.

If you believed that, you would never post anything. And you're a whiny little bitch who comes to an atheist forum, lies about being an atheist, posts the stupidest shit I've ever read in my life, and bleats like a little sheep when people aren't nice to him. I
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Green Bottle on June 12, 2014, 11:44:45 AM
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
See in real life, there is no jesus or gods as humans. They just fool us right beleaving that they are god. However the person who told me god was composed from a rock was not idiot. You know what its true that every humans brain has this memory cell located in the front lobe of the brain and it has a picture of that rock which is god. Again there is also a gene in the chest which tells us to go forward and do whatever we like.

IF you people are not beleaving in god then why would you even flame my post? I am making sense so why are you making bad comments. if you dont know anything dont talk about it.

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Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Poison Tree on June 12, 2014, 12:34:02 PM
Quote from: Mister Agenda on June 12, 2014, 10:12:54 AM
posts the stupidest shit I've ever read in my life
This is only the 3rd stupidest thing I've read this year (I try to keep track). The worst so far is concave [hollow] earth proponents
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: Hakurei Reimu on June 12, 2014, 01:07:34 PM
Whelp... my ignore list grows by one member. Seriously, what the actual fuck?
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 12, 2014, 01:23:56 PM
I am a rock, I am an island. And a rock feels no pain..and an island never cries.

Oh wait..I thought this was a Paul Simon thread..never mind..
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: pato15 on June 12, 2014, 01:36:00 PM
Quote from: netangel on June 11, 2014, 10:24:48 PM
See in real life, there is no jesus or gods as humans. They just fool us right beleaving that they are god. However the person who told me god was composed from a rock was not idiot. You know what its true that every humans brain has this memory cell located in the front lobe of the brain and it has a picture of that rock which is god. Again there is also a gene in the chest which tells us to go forward and do whatever we like.

IF you people are not beleaving in god then why would you even flame my post? I am making sense so why are you making bad comments. if you dont know anything dont talk about it.

You may be doing a lot of things, but making sense is not one of them.
Title: Re: ROCK FORM OF "WHO WE CALL GOD" Vital Question...
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 12, 2014, 01:47:52 PM
Hey, I found some grit (undoubtedly tiny rocks) under my fingernails. I FOUND JESUS!