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Title: Super AIDS no longer biggest threat
Post by: widdershins on February 14, 2013, 06:35:35 PM
Remember the good old days when all you had to worry about was Super AIDS?  Those days are gone.  Now it's Super Gonorrhea (http://http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2013/02/14/cdc-warns-of-super-gonorrhea/) we need to worry about.  You may be cumming, but it's already here...
Title: Re: Super AIDS no longer biggest threat
Post by: stromboli on February 14, 2013, 07:25:12 PM
They've also discovered an untreatable strain of Tuberculosis. Mother Nature hates us.  :cry:
Title: Re: Super AIDS no longer biggest threat
Post by: caseagainstfaith on February 14, 2013, 07:34:10 PM
And this belongs in the "tell a joke" forum?
Title: Re: Super AIDS no longer biggest threat
Post by: gussy on February 14, 2013, 09:51:19 PM
The virus looks something like this.

(http://http://gaia-health.com/gaia-blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Super-Bug.jpg)

(Since this is the joke forum I don't feel bad about this.)
Title: Re: Super AIDS no longer biggest threat
Post by: widdershins on February 15, 2013, 10:20:18 AM
Quote from: "caseagainstfaith"
And this belongs in the "tell a joke" forum?
Come on.  "Super AIDS" is a South Park reference and who can say "Gonorrhea" without a childish snicker?  And that last line?  Yes, venereal disease is a serious issue, but that doesn't mean we can't find it funny when Cheech is talking with a funny accent saying, "Before I met you, I had hairpiece on my head" with "hairpiece" sounding like "herpes"?

That is why it's in the "Tell a joke or two" section.  Because the story was told in jest.  Perhaps I'm just not that funny.  :cry: