If god doesn't exist who wrote the bible!?
What are you talking about? You're right here. Now we have to change the name of the forum to Theistforums.com
Wolf is going to hate that. Registering a new domain... he already put in a lot of work to the site. Maybe we can just look at the current name like it says atheistforums.com...
as in "a theist forums"
there you go, wolf. no extra work on the domain needed thanks to your friendly neighborhood pickelledeggs
Sheepherders.
Or you can always, like, look shit up.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/1985/who-wrote-the-bible-part-1
God also wrote the Koran
God also wrote the Egyptian Book of the Dead
God also wrote the Book of Mormon
God also wrote the Tibetan Book of the Dead
God also wrote the Kabbalah
God also wrote the Necronomicon
Harry Potter, the Lord of the Rings, Wuthering Heights and Salem's Lot.
Just answer the question please.
QuoteIf god doesn't exist who wrote the bible!?
Read the fucking link. It is not our job to fucking educate you.
Help I'm being oppressed!!!
Stromboli can opress God.
Hence Stromboli is more powerfull than God.
Stromboli is our super-God-Overlord from now on.
Praise Stromboli!
Does that make stromboli a god?
Sent via your mom
Who would have guessed that god would be siding with atheists.
I guess that means we got it right!!!
Information can be acquired with a little effort. If you feel oppressed because we don't want to waste our time spoon feeding you information when you can do it yourself, well then grab a crying towel.
Quote from: God on April 28, 2014, 12:49:48 AM
If god doesn't exist who wrote the bible!?
I think you mean
The Bronze Age Goat-herders' Anthology of Campfire Tales for Boys: God's Little Instruction Manual for Handling Slaves, Sex Slaves, Kitchen Help, Naughty Offspring, Babysitters and the Soon-to-be-extinct Tribes Next Door. Now with
The Egomaniacal Hippie and His All-Boy Posse Hang Out in Palestine.
Quote from: stromboli on April 28, 2014, 01:40:20 AM
God also wrote the Koran
God also wrote the Egyptian Book of the Dead
God also wrote the Book of Mormon
God also wrote the Tibetan Book of the Dead
God also wrote the Kabbalah
God also wrote the Necronomicon
Harry Potter, the Lord of the Rings, Wuthering Heights and Salem's Lot.
Hail Cthulu!
Quote from: stromboli on April 28, 2014, 01:40:20 AM
God also wrote the Koran
God also wrote the Egyptian Book of the Dead
God also wrote the Book of Mormon
God also wrote the Tibetan Book of the Dead
God also wrote the Kabbalah
God also wrote the Necronomicon
Harry Potter, the Lord of the Rings, Wuthering Heights and Salem's Lot.
Eru also called Ilúvatar ("Father of All") didn't write
The Lord of the Rings. He provided the guidance needed by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien to write it. The Old Testament more commonly known as
The Silmarillion was edited by JRR's son Christopher because his father received the Gift of Men (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gift_of_Men) and his spirit left this world of Arda to be with the Father of All.
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 28, 2014, 11:47:27 AM
Eru also called Ilúvatar ("Father of All") didn't write The Lord of the Rings. He provided the guidance needed by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien to write it. The Old Testament more commonly known as The Silmarillion was edited by JRR's son Christopher because his father received the Gift of Men (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gift_of_Men) and his spirit left this world of Arda to be with the Father of All.
Thanks for the clarification, Pappy. :biggrin:
Quote from: stromboli on April 28, 2014, 12:23:09 PM
Thanks for the clarification, Pappy. :biggrin:
It's important that we keep these things in perspective. Middle-earth canon must be preserved as Tolkien recorded it. Otherwise we will eventually end up as a disorganized collection of cults with differing set of beliefs like the Christians or Muslims.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyN142myzkY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyN142myzkY) <-- I think it must be A ?
I have another question though... If santa isn't real who puts the christmass presents under the tree.
Quote from: God on April 28, 2014, 06:20:45 PM
I have another question though... If santa isn't real who puts the christmass presents under the tree.
That would be me.
You may thank me now.
Quote from: God on April 28, 2014, 06:20:45 PM
I have another question though... If santa isn't real who puts the christmass presents under the tree.
If Jesus isn't real who hides the chocolate eggs around my house at Easter.
And don't you dare say a fucking rabbit!
Quote from: Berati on April 28, 2014, 08:10:48 PM
If Jesus isn't real who hides the chocolate eggs around my house at Easter.
And don't you dare say a fucking rabbit!
Jesus does. But not the one from the Bible. He's the one that live a town or two over and he has a wife and kids. I know a few Jesuses
Sent via your mom
Is Jesus in plural form Jesi?
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Jesus occasionally visits my neighbor, Enrique.
Quote from: stromboli on April 28, 2014, 08:59:33 PM
Jesus occasionally visits my neighbor, Enrique.
Enrique Iglesias?
So Jesus has a gay lover that he's creating on his wife with?
Unless you're talking about a different Jesus... In which he better be single. It's not nice to lie to your wife.
Sent via your mom
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 28, 2014, 11:47:27 AM
Eru also called Ilúvatar ("Father of All") didn't write The Lord of the Rings. He provided the guidance needed by John Ronald Reuel Tolkien to write it. The Old Testament more commonly known as The Silmarillion was edited by JRR's son Christopher because his father received the Gift of Men (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gift_of_Men) and his spirit left this world of Arda to be with the Father of All.
while I loved LOTR books and even more the movies, I am thankful that I don't know the script THAT well.
Me neither, but I'm fucking impressed anyhow. :clap:
I keep hoping Peter Jackson signs a 24 movie deal to do the first and second ages of Middle Earth...
God works in mysterious ways.
I have another question: How do you explain a sun set when there is no god?
The Earth's rotation unless you are talking about the pretty colors in which case the answer is pollutants in the atmosphere.
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on April 29, 2014, 08:09:37 AM
The Earth's rotation unless you are talking about the pretty colors in which case the answer is pollutants in the atmosphere.
Yeah, pretty much. This means in my case that if I have a vivd sunset, somebody in a Potash refinery West of Elko, Nevada is breathing dirt.