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Arts and Entertainment => Tell a Joke or two => Topic started by: renasimplified on April 15, 2014, 03:28:03 PM

Title: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
Post by: renasimplified on April 15, 2014, 03:28:03 PM
Now this is all I can do... but the random giggling annoys people around me!   :shifty:   Have a smile!
Title: Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
Post by: stromboli on April 15, 2014, 04:48:46 PM
Yes, and Godzilla has always been one of my favorite people.
Title: Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 15, 2014, 04:51:28 PM
Son of Godzilla gets a whole new meaning :D
Title: Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
Post by: hrdlr110 on April 15, 2014, 05:07:49 PM
Quote from: renasimplified on April 15, 2014, 03:28:03 PM
Now this is all I can do... but the random giggling annoys people around me!   :shifty:   Have a smile!

However, "oh my Godzilla, oh my Godzilla, oh my Godzilla!" During sex could be rather annoying, do ya think?
Title: Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
Post by: Jutter on April 15, 2014, 08:59:30 PM
Great entry. short list though. Someone needs to make it a little longer.
So 1. In your head swap God out for Godzilla.
What would be 2.?
Title: Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
Post by: PickelledEggs on April 16, 2014, 05:12:56 AM
Hahahaha "Godzilla destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah" haha

Sent via your mom

Title: Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
Post by: pioteir on April 16, 2014, 08:45:59 AM
Quote from: PickelledEggs on April 16, 2014, 05:12:56 AM
Hahahaha "Godzilla destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah" haha

Sent via your mom


Then he fled to Japan to avoid being arrested.
Title: Re: An Entertaining way to hold conversations with theists
Post by: Hydra009 on April 16, 2014, 10:26:32 AM
QuoteExodus 15:6 "Your right hand, O Godzilla, was majestic in power. Your right hand, O Godzilla, shattered the enemy. 7 In the greatness of your majesty you threw down those who opposed you. You unleashed your burning anger; it consumed them like stubble. 8 By the blast of your nostrils the waters piled up. The surging waters stood firm like a wall; the deep waters congealed in the heart of the sea. 9 "The enemy boasted, 'I will pursue, I will overtake them. I will divide the spoils; I will gorge myself on them. I will draw my sword and my hand will destroy them.' 10 But you blew with your breath, and the sea covered them. They sank like lead in the mighty waters.
Holy crap.  This works a little too well!