If we all evolved from nothing, then aren't everything on this planet all related. That means when I eat food I am murdering my great great great great grandmother or father. Do you really believe that is realistic. So if you are really an evolutionist y'all should just stop eating vegetables because we all evolved from each other and so its like eating grandma.
follower_of_jesus, I think you're a skeptic doing a parody of a theist for the purpose of saying something so stupid that you will invite a bunch of comments.
The good lord makes it our mission to preach to the evilutionists and other blasphemers. It is our duties as followers of Jesus to do so as it says in the bible
Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.
Are you so blinded by your worship of yourself that you can't see past your nose and realize that the lie of evolution is physically impossible
Quote from: SGOS on April 03, 2014, 12:36:43 PM
follower_of_jesus, I think you're a skeptic doing a parody of a theist for the purpose of saying something so stupid that you will invite a bunch of comments.
Yep, yep /thread
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:40:16 PM
The good lord makes it our mission to preach to the evilutionists and other blasphemers. It is our duties as followers of Jesus to do so as it says in the bible
Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.
Are you so blinded by your worship of yourself that you can't see past your nose and realize that the lie of evolution is physically impossible
Well, in my favor, I was going to convert, but then I read that thread where some guy got swept away by a rogue wave during his baptism, and I decided to let things be.
Well I am very sorry to regret to you that you will be burning in hell when you die for your arrogant worship of self. I promise that it gives me no pleasure. If it were up to me everyone would be converted and hearing the good news of Jesus Christ.
I feel it's my duty to preach the tooth fairy gospel, but I have a hangover so screw it.
OH FUCKING NO! NOT BURNING IN HELL!
and I thought a toothache was bad.
Quote from: AllPurposeAtheist on April 03, 2014, 12:50:22 PM
I feel it's my duty to preach the tooth fairy gospel, but I have a hangover so screw it.
Oh go ahead. You know you're just looking to get started on the Tooth Fairy again.
Tooth fairy is a children's story. The Bible is thousands of years old and is the word of God and Jesus Christ and his disciples. Not believing in the tooth fairy only affects your teeth won't get money. Not believing in God and Jesus our lord and savior will result in y'all being sent to hell to burn in eternal torture and pain.
Is there not an argument for evolution that can explain how eating an apple or a carrot is not like eating your grandma considering evolutionists insist on forcing into our schools that we all evolved from one thing.
So women just *poof* popped out of Adams ribcage, eh? People are actually capable of survival in the stomach acid of whales, bushes spontaneously catch fire to reveal things, all evil happened because some woman liked fresh fruit and you're questioning the validity of her dental diety?
OH REALLY?
Darn, I was really looking forward to persecuting another xtian. :think:
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:46:37 PM
Well I am very sorry to regret to you that you will be burning in hell when you die for your arrogant worship of self.
As opposed to the very unarrogant idea that humanity is the principle creation of the creator of the cosmos, modeled "in his image", and attract his constant attention.
I always knew I was invisible. :think:
The 'good lord' can go fuck himself and take you with him.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:33:02 PM
If we all evolved from nothing, then aren't everything on this planet all related. That means when I eat food I am murdering my great great great great grandmother or father. Do you really believe that is realistic. So if you are really an evolutionist y'all should just stop eating vegetables because we all evolved from each other and so its like eating grandma.
I'm having a salad.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:46:37 PM
Well I am very sorry to regret to you that you will be burning in hell when you die for your arrogant worship of self. I promise that it gives me no pleasure. If it were up to me everyone would be converted and hearing the good news of Jesus Christ.
Well, at least I'm glad to hear you have a better morality than your God.
Your god Darwin will be disappointed you are eating you long lost relative with each bite you take of your salad, but!
Thanksfully evolution is a lie to force eugenics on people and is not true, therefore eating a salad is good in the eyes of God.
And Mr.Obvious, you are mistaken; My morals are God for there can be no morality, but through God and his good word.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:33:02 PM
If we all evolved from nothing, then aren't everything on this planet all related. That means when I eat food I am murdering my great great great great grandmother or father. Do you really believe that is realistic. So if you are really an evolutionist y'all should just stop eating vegetables because we all evolved from each other and so its like eating grandma.
This is what you get when you take sex education out of the classroom. Seriously misinformed fuck faces for Jesus.
Bolding mine.
Quote from: Minimalist on April 03, 2014, 01:46:21 PM
The 'good lord' can go fuck himself and take you with him.
That makes me wonder if follower is a virgin.
follower_of_jesus, according to your worldview, no matter who you sleep with, it is impossible not to commit some form of incest. We are all descendants from two people and later on from Noah's family. Seems to me you're not better off.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 02:16:42 PM
Your god Darwin will be disappointed you are eating you long lost relative with each bite you take of your salad, but!
Thanksfully evolution is a lie to force eugenics on people and is not true, therefore eating a salad is good in the eyes of God.
And Mr.Obvious, you are mistaken; My morals are God for there can be no morality, but through God and his good word.
You say that if it were up to you no one would burn in hell and be tortured. That's good. I like that moral point of view.
But it is up to your God, and he clearly disagrees with you. So don't tell me he is then 'your morals'. Because you clearly just said you don't wish for that. According to your beliefs, your God, an all powerfull, all knowing and loving creature put up a system that he in advance knew people would fail and thus be sent to hell and eternal damnation for. Ergo he made people flawed, berates them and threatens them for being the way he made them, demands they get better and punishes them if they don't which he knows in advance that a large part of them will never do because he made you the way you are and knows what choices that will lead to.
Congratulate yourself, you're more moral than your God.
But then again, just about anyone is.
There is no incest because Noah had more people there to help him maintain all the animals. Who do you think would pick up all the animal feces and also feed the animals.
I am moral through God. God made us because he loves us and he gave us free will as well. When you violate God you violate morality and you do so of your own free will. If you can't understand that then how can you claim to be intelligent.
All the people on Noah's boat were related, just as we all are, according to your world view, since all of mankind is descendant from Adam and Eve.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 02:37:57 PM
I am moral through God. God made us because he loves us and he gave us free will as well. When you violate God you violate morality and you do so of your own free will. If you can't understand that then how can you claim to be intelligent.
Because an all-knowing and all-powerfull God that made me in a certain way, even with the 'blessing' of free will, knew what I would choose and believe in advance of my creation. Yet, though he is all-powerfull and all-loving, he supposedly makes me in a way that I am sure to fail his system (which you think is based on two rules 'believing in God' and 'being baptized', neither of which is a good indicator of your morality).
It's fairly simple. If your God is all-knowing and all-powerfull and real, than he willfully made me in the knowledge that I would stop believing in him. He thus made me with free will, but also all of the characteristics and variables that would lead me to stop being convinced of his existance. To then punish me for doing what I am made to do, for being who he supposedly made me to be... that's about the most immoral thing I can imagine.
And I wouldn't call myself 'intelligent' but of average intelligence. But you don't need more than that to see through obvious lies if you stop and think about them.
I love the "free will argument" to explain away the problem of suffering.
Because all those children that are dying of bone cancer have the free will to NOT get bone cancer.
The Bible is a work of fiction. Magic gardens, talking snakes, magic fruit, dragons, giants, flying chariots, a talking donkey, an impossible boat, a genetically impossible outcome, more plot holes than any 12 science fiction books, and Exodus that never happened, historically inaccurate and rewritten and changed so many times it is full of contradictions, and no original source material. You are stupid.
(edit) did I mention you are stupid?
Your God wiped out an entire planet full of people because he wasn't prescient enough to figure out they would start worshiping false idols. He also wasn't smart enough about his own creations in Adam and Eve to put the most dangerous possible item, the Tree of Knowledge, within easy reach, so that a talking snake would convince 2 gullible people to eat of it and therefore condemn them to sin. He then had to fix the problem by becoming human, sacrificing himself and resurrecting- all to fix the problem he created in the first place.
(edit) Did I mention you are stupid?
STOP PERSECUTING HIM! :eyes:
Quote from: stromboli on April 03, 2014, 03:02:17 PM
Just being honest.
but, but, but aren't you afraid of burning in H E double hockey sticks forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and....?
AP, you're not paying attention. I am a Son of Perdition, Demonically possessed and also the Antichrist. That is like the Trifecta, The Triple Dose of Doom, triple dipped ice cream cone of Unholy Ichor. Don't interfere, young man. don't interfere.
Lol..ok..
Wouldn't a real follower of Jesus be nailed to some boards?
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 03, 2014, 03:20:41 PM
Wouldn't a real follower of Jesus be nailed to some boards?
Oh, I hope. the next step up from the torture device necklace. I would also encourage that "bit by venomous snake" thing.
Drinking poison, handling venomous serpents, going into biker bars wearing Hello Kitty pajamas...
:wall: Talk about an argument from ignorance! You say you're going to heaven and we aren't, how do you know there is a heaven, have you been there? Bite me! Solitary
I haven't but some people have died and were brought back to life and said they saw the glory of God. Don't believe me, google it. You aren't paying me so I won't be doing your homework for you
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 04:14:51 PM
I haven't but some people have died and were brought back to life and said they saw the glory of God. Don't believe me, google it. You aren't paying me so I won't be doing your homework for you
I died and saw Odin. Now what?
Odin is a myth like Zues and Anubis. God is the only God, and if the others were gods too they would have followers still.
Answer this: Where did your God come from, and who were the other gods He talked to in the Bible? You came from your mother getting fucked by your daddy with his rod and staff while they had filthy dirty sex. Man you are stupid not to know that. Have a nice day, and go sit on a railroad track and pray. Better yet, go jump off a skyscraper with your angel wings. :fU: Solitary
Quote from: Solitary on April 03, 2014, 04:24:35 PM
Answer this: Where did your God come from, and who were the other gods He talked to in the Bible? You came from your mother getting fucked by your daddy with his rod and staff while they had filthy dirty sex. Man you are stupid not to know that. Have a nice day, and go sit on a railroad track and pray. Better yet, go jump off a skyscraper with your angel wings. :fU: Solitary
POTW *collapses laughing* :rotflmao: :super:
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 04:17:44 PM
Odin is a myth like Zues and Anubis. God is the only God, and if the others were gods too they would have followers still.
Like the Jewish God, Allah, any interpretation of the Christian God that does not pertain to your specific cult, the hindu-gods, the numerous Gods and spirits still being worshiped throughout tribes all over the world, ...
Here's a radical idea; whether or not people believe something is true does not make it true.
There is this show on TV you should be watching called Cosmos. Seriously, you need to watch it.
:fU: (http://i.imgur.com/yzs6f9p.jpg) (http://imgur.com/yzs6f9p) Solitary
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 04:14:51 PM
I haven't but some people have died and were brought back to life and said they saw the glory of God. Don't believe me, google it. You aren't paying me so I won't be doing your homework for you
Google and you will find scientific explanations for these halucinations induced by brain trauma.
That was like somebody opened a window and we got a noxious blast of stupid for a couple of hours, then aitm shut it. Had to spray my keyboard with air freshener.
Hah, you fool! I AM A CANNIBAL, YOUR PETTY LOGIC TRICKS DO NOT EFFECT ME!
Atheism - 1, You - 0.
If you go back far enough we're eating super novas.
That's just fuckin' cool.
Sorry ass cannibals dont scare ole Cheesy Crust any. Might make baby Cheesy cry a little but not Cheesy Crust.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:33:02 PM
If we all evolved from nothing, then aren't everything on this planet all related. That means when I eat food I am murdering my great great great great grandmother or father. Do you really believe that is realistic. So if you are really an evolutionist y'all should just stop eating vegetables because we all evolved from each other and so its like eating grandma.
(http://images.cpcache.com/merchandise/514_400x400_NoPeel.jpg?region=name:FrontCenter,id:60552527,w:16)
So if I eat Leela, my cat, I'm eating grandma? Whom I adopted when she was a kitten? Decades younger than me?
Now there's some timey-wimey!
Quote from: Hakurei Reimu on April 03, 2014, 08:50:07 PM
So if I eat Leela, my cat, I'm eating grandma? Whom I adopted when she was a kitten? Decades younger than me?
Now there's some timey-wimey!
You must be a time traveler. Delorean? or T.A.R.D.I.S.?
Follower, you're really into rimming priests I bet aren't you? I only mention that because your own ass is probably completely dried and to tight to...well, never mind. This is grossing me out thinking about it. :vomit:
Yep, a story that says the earth was created before the sun, with talking serpents and talking burning bushes can really make it big in Hollywood... oh wait, it did... :doh:
Quote from: josephpalazzo on April 04, 2014, 08:47:17 AM
talking burning bushes
Sometimes in the woods at a certain distance from a rushing mountain stream, it sounds like voices to me. I'm serious. It sounds like a bunch of people talking at once. Not all the time, but every now and then it takes on a certain "voices of a crowd" quality. As yet, none of the voices have been intelligible, and I've yet to make out a specific word or phrase, and most of all, I have not been commanded to do something by the voices.
I've fought forest fires for the Forest Service too, but never heard anything from a burning bush other than some crackling and popping, and an occasional hiss sound. I suppose it takes a certain gift of the senses to understand what a burning bush is actually saying, and I suspect not all burning bushes have something to say.
God gave Moses the gift of understanding what a burning bush was saying, or maybe God chose a burning bush to vocalize his thoughts. He could have chosen a rushing stream, or he could have said the words himself from out of the sky. He works in mysterious ways. For some reason he thought a burning bush was the best way to talk to Moses. It's not ours to question why. But when you think about it, it makes perfect sense. Don't you agree? :biggrin:
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:33:02 PM
Answer this Evolutionists
Are we all evolutionists because we hang out on an atheist forum?
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:33:02 PM
If we all evolved from nothing,
Nobody has ever said we evolved from
nothing.
Quotethen aren't everything on this planet all related.
Yes, that's right (but for the wrong reason, since it's a non-sequitur).
QuoteThat means when I eat food I am murdering my great great great great grandmother or father.
Nope.
Cousins. Distant cousins (like billionth cousins or some super high number).
Quote from: Jason78 on April 04, 2014, 10:59:06 AM
Are we all evolutionists because we hang out on an atheist forum?
I used to be a giveafuckist. Unfortunately (for them) fundies convinced me that was a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure you're a troll, but I haven't had a good argument in awhile.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:33:02 PM
If we all evolved from nothing, then aren't everything on this planet all related. That means when I eat food I am murdering my great great great great grandmother or father. Do you really believe that is realistic. So if you are really an evolutionist y'all should just stop eating vegetables because we all evolved from each other and so its like eating grandma.
Why should the fact that I'm distantly related to a plant stop me from eating it? Christians believe we're all descended from Adam and Eve, but that hasn't stopped you from killing in the name of God. At least when I kill it's only for the purpose of survival. What's the Christian excuse?
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:40:16 PM
The good lord makes it our mission to preach to the evilutionists and other blasphemers. It is our duties as followers of Jesus to do so as it says in the bible
Go into all the world and proclaim the gospel to the whole creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever does not believe will be condemned.
Are you so blinded by your worship of yourself that you can't see past your nose and realize that the lie of evolution is physically impossible
Are you so blinded by your worship of imaginary friends that you can't see how ludicrous your belief in a celestial skydaddy who defies the laws of physics is? If evolution was impossible, you would never have been born. You evolved from your parents. After all, you inherited traits from both, and due to minor alterations resulting from the combination and minor mutation of their genes you have some traits that neither one has. Without evolution, your conception and subsequent birth literally could not happen.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:46:37 PM
Well I am very sorry to regret to you that you will be burning in hell when you die for your arrogant worship of self. I promise that it gives me no pleasure. If it were up to me everyone would be converted and hearing the good news of Jesus Christ.
Of course it gives you pleasure. Christian or Muslim, you folks just
revel in telling us how we're going to burn in an easy-bake oven for eternity. I'd go so far as to say that you're so obsessed with Hell, you haven't given so much as a thought to what your Heaven is like. Have you really considered the fact that either way, you're looking at eventual boredom, followed by insanity, followed by curling up into a vegetable.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 01:02:37 PM
Tooth fairy is a children's story.
This is just
rich.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 01:02:37 PMThe Bible is thousands of years old and is the word of God and Jesus Christ and his disciples.
The Epic of Gilgamesh and the Hindu Vedas are older still. If age is all that matters, your Bible is out-classed by a good 4000 years.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 01:02:37 PMNot believing in the tooth fairy only affects your teeth won't get money. Not believing in God and Jesus our lord and savior will result in y'all being sent to hell to burn in eternal torture and pain.
The point of the tooth fairy example is that it's not real. The money is really from one's parents; the tooth is taken by them and either kept in a little box or thrown in the trash. It's as fake as the promise of reward or punishment after death.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 01:02:37 PMIs there not an argument for evolution that can explain how eating an apple or a carrot is not like eating your grandma considering evolutionists insist on forcing into our schools that we all evolved from one thing.
It's not like eating your grandma because your grandmother is an ancestor. The carrot I'm eating as I type this is many things, but it is not my ancestor. The only thing this argument demonstrates is that you are a very desperate troll.
Quote from: Jason78 on April 04, 2014, 10:59:06 AM
Are we all evolutionists because we hang out on an atheist forum?
I've always hated that term. It implies some sort of belief system, when in reality, it only describes someone who isn't a halfwit pseudoscience creationist. Imagine someone attacking the "dogma of gravitationism". That's what creationists sound like.
Quote from: Hydra009 on April 04, 2014, 11:54:37 AM
I've always hated that term. It implies some sort of belief system, when in reality, it only describes someone who isn't a halfwit pseudoscience creationist. Imagine someone attacking the "dogma of gravitationism". That's what creationists sound like.
Atheist means "Without belief in a deity." Anything else people read into it is their problem.
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:33:02 PM
If we all evolved from nothing, then aren't everything on this planet all related. That means when I eat food I am murdering my great great great great grandmother or father. Do you really believe that is realistic. So if you are really an evolutionist y'all should just stop eating vegetables because we all evolved from each other and so its like eating grandma.
(http://i.imgur.com/gFOpEMF.jpg) (http://imgur.com/gFOpEMF)
Quote from: follower_of_jesus on April 03, 2014, 12:33:02 PM
If we all evolved from nothing, then aren't everything on this planet all related. That means when I eat food I am murdering my great great great great grandmother or father. Do you really believe that is realistic. So if you are really an evolutionist y'all should just stop eating vegetables because we all evolved from each other and so its like eating grandma.
I don't think even a creationist is this dumb. However, when you eat an apple, it's your cousin you're murdering, not an ancestor. When something is so distantly related to me that it's not even in the same genus, I don't feel bad about eating it.
Shit . The dude was banned . I never get a chance to ask him , how often he did crap and fart. :cry: :cry:
Quote from: leo on April 04, 2014, 01:54:57 PM
Shit . The dude was banned . I never get a chance to ask him , how often he did crap and fart. :cry: :cry:
That thread must never die
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He never craps, that's why he is full of shit. :eek: Solitary
Quote from: Mister Agenda on April 04, 2014, 12:23:29 PM
I don't think even a creationist is this dumb. However, when you eat an apple, it's your cousin you're murdering, not an ancestor.
When you eat an apple, you're not murdering any relative, no matter how distant. In order to do that, you would need to eat the apple tree.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 04, 2014, 11:57:41 AM
Atheist means "Without belief in a deity." Anything else people read into it is their problem.
I was talking about "evolutionist".