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Title: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
Post by: RIDENOURJESSA17 on October 19, 2020, 10:28:28 AM
WHAT'S UP OLD ATHEISTS AND NEW?

BONJOUR! I BEEN HERE BEFORE! U TAUGHT ME PERFECT DEBATE AND NOW I AM HOSTING PRESIDENTS! RAN INTO BARRY OBAMA AND MICHELLE IN DETROIT MICHIGAN WHILE EXPLORING WITH SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE BIRTHMARKS AND IT GOT WEIRDER, RAN INTO PENTACOSTAL MISSIONARIES KNOWN AS COX CABLE TUCSON AND JOINED THE CHURCH, LIVE IN HOLINESS CODE NOW, NOW GO 14 HUSBANDS AND ONE FIANCEE, A PHD IN NATURAL SCIENCE (PHYSICS), NOW PLAY PIANO GUITAR AND MANDOLIN, JOINED A BAND NAMED ENTER THE HAGGIS! AND BEEN AT THE IRISH FESTIVAL SINCE 2004! AND NOW MAKE SIX FIGURES AT NBC NEW YORK, SELL MOUNTAIN DEW, SMOKE, STILL DON'T DRINK, SPEAK IN BOOK OF ACTS NEW TESTAMENT TONGUES, 10 FOREIGN LANGUAGES, AND STILL STUCK ON STEPHEN KING AND THE WALKING DEAD AND AM AN ASSISTANT TO THE REGIONAL DEPARTMENT OF VETERAN AFFAIRS! WHEW! I THINK IT'S TIME TO STAY HOME! MADE IT TO IRELAND AND NOW HANG OUT WITH THE ROYAL FAMILY, AND AM FIRST TRILLIONAIRE WITH ROYALS! LMAO GLAD I FOUND U GUYS U INSPIRED MOST OF MY CURRENT LIFE!! AND MET FOUR NEW HUSBANDS THROUGH THE US MAIL! I THINK THAT SHOULD DO IT AND I GOTTA SAY IS THANKS!!! U EXPLORING IS AWESOME! DEBATING HERE FOR HOURS I AM BACK HOME NOW!
Title: Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
Post by: Baruch on October 19, 2020, 10:38:00 AM
Sounds like you need to visit your doctor ;-)
Title: Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
Post by: SGOS on October 19, 2020, 10:54:53 AM
I can't tell if you are on drugs or off meds.
Title: Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
Post by: Cassia on October 19, 2020, 11:15:31 AM
I'm all for "Celtic-influenced stomp" esp. when un-sober and eating haggis from a can. Good band.
Title: Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
Post by: Mike Cl on October 19, 2020, 11:36:56 AM
Quote from: SGOS on October 19, 2020, 10:54:53 AM
I can't tell if you are on drugs or off meds.
both I think.
Title: Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on October 19, 2020, 12:34:45 PM
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Title: Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
Post by: Blackleaf on October 19, 2020, 01:51:17 PM
Give your Caps Lock a break, dude. It's overworked and underpaid.
Title: Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
Post by: aitm on October 19, 2020, 05:51:25 PM
Joy of joys....
Title: Re: WE FIRST TRILLIONAIRES OLD BOARDS!! JESS THE JESUS FREAK IS BACK!
Post by: drunkenshoe on October 20, 2020, 05:46:11 AM
The rest is aside, chalked back to your previous position, how did we inspire you to get 14 husbands and one fiancee and then new 4 husbands through mail and still not to drink?