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Title: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Gregory on February 26, 2020, 10:23:21 PM
Jesus loves himself.
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: PopeyesPappy on February 26, 2020, 11:03:11 PM
So he is autosexual?
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Baruch on February 26, 2020, 11:48:50 PM
Quote from: PopeyesPappy on February 26, 2020, 11:03:11 PM
So he is autosexual?

Herbie is auto sexual ;-)  Farfagneugen!
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: GSOgymrat on February 27, 2020, 01:15:35 AM
Rumor has it when Jesus was a teenage boy Mary frequently caught him in his room praying to himself.
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Gregory on February 27, 2020, 02:48:57 AM
God is naught but ridiculous.
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Baruch on February 27, 2020, 07:56:38 AM
Quote from: GSOgymrat on February 27, 2020, 01:15:35 AM
Rumor has it when Jesus was a teenage boy Mary frequently caught him in his room praying to himself.

Actually he was killing the neighbor boys, per other gospels ...

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nzn5zd/baby-jesus-was-kind-of-a-dick
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Unbeliever on February 27, 2020, 01:52:56 PM
He wasn't quite as bad is that evil kid in that Twilight Zone episode ("What you did was good, Matthew. Real good."), but still, not nice.
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Mike Cl on February 27, 2020, 06:40:20 PM
Quote from: Gregory on February 26, 2020, 10:23:21 PM
Jesus loves himself.
Kind of like saying Pacos Bill loves himself. 

Welcome, BTW.
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: SGOS on February 27, 2020, 07:18:55 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on February 27, 2020, 06:40:20 PM
Kind of like saying Pacos Bill loves himself. 
The spirit world is place of great mystery.
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Mike Cl on February 27, 2020, 08:52:57 PM
Quote from: SGOS on February 27, 2020, 07:18:55 PM
The spirit world is place of great mystery.
So is Pacos Bill's mind.  And spirit.
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Baruch on February 27, 2020, 10:19:50 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on February 27, 2020, 06:40:20 PM
Kind of like saying Pacos Bill loves himself. 

Welcome, BTW.

Pecos Bill?  Do you use salsa from NYC?
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Unbeliever on February 28, 2020, 01:33:20 PM
New York City!? Git a rope!
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Gregory on March 12, 2020, 09:27:49 PM
Jesus loves me like a hole in the head.
Title: Re: A Trinity Trifle
Post by: Baruch on March 13, 2020, 12:59:23 AM
Quote from: Gregory on March 12, 2020, 09:27:49 PM
Jesus loves me like a hole in the head.

You have 5 holes in your head (normally).  You got Jesus picking you in all those holes?  Ewww.