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Extraordinary Claims => Religion General Discussion => Topic started by: Munch on January 01, 2020, 06:21:04 AM

Title: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Munch on January 01, 2020, 06:21:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WySwhj2SwE&app=desktop&persist_app=1

Oopsie doodles!

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/954/323/394.jpg)
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on January 01, 2020, 07:21:08 AM
Surprised there isn't more of that.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Munch on January 01, 2020, 02:18:36 PM
I mean in his defense if someone grabbed me like that I'd react the same. However I'm not the one putting myself up their like a whore touching everyone else so the old bastard deserves it.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Unbeliever on January 02, 2020, 01:34:50 PM
Nice guys finish as dinner.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Munch on January 02, 2020, 08:25:16 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 02, 2020, 01:34:50 PM
Nice guys finish as dinner.

Is that where their stored, in the Vatican crypts?
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Hijiri Byakuren on January 03, 2020, 12:46:00 AM
I mean she did kinda yank him outta nowhere. That's just plain rude. And doing it to a monarch (the Pope is also king of Vatican City) is a good way to prompt their security to get up close and personal with you.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Unbeliever on January 03, 2020, 01:35:10 PM
I think it shows the world what their "papa" really thinks about his flock.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Baruch on January 03, 2020, 09:08:44 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 02, 2020, 01:34:50 PM
Nice guys finish as dinner.

Right.  Morality = Machiavelli aka kill the other guy first.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: SGOS on January 05, 2020, 06:55:42 AM
"Save me.  Save me, Holy Father!"

"Fuck off, Bitch."
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: SGOS on January 05, 2020, 07:07:05 AM
The Pope probably likes to be photographed reaching out to the rabble, but when his photographers get enough, he's done with that shit, and he just wants to get back to the Palace, where in can save the flock by making proclamations from afar.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: SGOS on January 05, 2020, 07:13:15 AM
As always, the question is, "What would Jesus have done?"  He may have done the same, he may have cured her ailment, or he may have boned her. We can never know for sure.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Munch on January 05, 2020, 07:31:47 AM
I do love it just seeing how a person being revered as being divine and 'close to god' is as fragile and fallible when under pressure as anyone else. He'd crack at being in customer service faster then me.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Unbeliever on January 05, 2020, 05:39:10 PM
Quote from: SGOS on January 05, 2020, 07:07:05 AM
The Pope probably likes to be photographed reaching out to the rabble, but when his photographers get enough, he's done with that shit, and he just wants to get back to the Palace, where in can save the flock by making proclamations from afar.

I'm sure he couldn't wait to get back to his harem of altar boys.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Unbeliever on January 05, 2020, 05:40:10 PM
Quote from: SGOS on January 05, 2020, 07:13:15 AM
As always, the question is, "What would Jesus have done?"  He may have done the same, he may have cured her ailment, or he may have boned her. We can never know for sure.

Who's his hair dresser? Maybe he knows for sure.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: SGOS on January 05, 2020, 09:05:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on January 05, 2020, 05:40:10 PM
Who's his hair dresser? Maybe he knows for sure.
lol
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: SGOS on January 05, 2020, 09:19:09 PM
There's a TV series called "Mom" about a mother and daughter who are alcoholics.  It nails all the AA attributes, often poking fun, sometimes just mirroring.  Jesus in the flesh appears on rare occasion.  Possibly he's a delusion.  I'm not sure.  Last night the daughter was in bed crying out for guidance.  She says, "Jesus, if you exist please tell me what to do."  Then a toilet flushes, the bathroom door opens, and Jesus walks into the bedroom adjusting his robe.  He's quite casual and encouraging with his advice.  He's handsome, joyful, and personable.  I can't remember if he ever does anything useful.  But people always seem to feel better after is brief cameo appearance.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: Baruch on January 06, 2020, 07:55:08 PM
Quote from: SGOS on January 05, 2020, 09:19:09 PM
There's a TV series called "Mom" about a mother and daughter who are alcoholics.  It nails all the AA attributes, often poking fun, sometimes just mirroring.  Jesus in the flesh appears on rare occasion.  Possibly he's a delusion.  I'm not sure.  Last night the daughter was in bed crying out for guidance.  She says, "Jesus, if you exist please tell me what to do."  Then a toilet flushes, the bathroom door opens, and Jesus walks into the bedroom adjusting his robe.  He's quite casual and encouraging with his advice.  He's handsome, joyful, and personable.  I can't remember if he ever does anything useful.  But people always seem to feel better after is brief cameo appearance.

I liked Gabriel in Constantine.  Murderous tranny.
Title: Re: Slappy Slappy!
Post by: fencerider on February 15, 2020, 01:07:47 PM
Thanks Munch

I never saw a pic of Palpetine when he was younger. So Palpetine used to be the Pope. I wonder when he started wearing blackðŸ¤