https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZeAYsz7rvw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZeAYsz7rvw)
I am too sober to presented with this information tbh.
Old info. Just swamp gas.
LOL. They are definitely UNIDENTIFIED.
I have no doubt in my mind, not one, that unidentified flying objects exist. But I think it's a stretch to assume aliens haul us up to their flying machines to do anal probes. Fucking aliens, travel across the galaxy so they can to anal probes? Just how much can you learn about a new species by doing anal probes? I mean give me a break. I think these aliens just have a weird fixation. The information about our race anyone gains by looking up someone's butt is quite limited, but they get you in their space craft and the first thing they do is get out the probe to see what's up there. How did they ever get intelligent enough to do space travel?
UFO's are just that--unidentified; don't know what it is. That does not mean aliens--not from the center of the world or from anywhere else. I do think life exists elsewhere; and that includes intelligent life. Does not mean they have the technological ability to get from wherever to here. Those who believe in alien abductions or ghosts or supernatural things, I put in the same category as theists.
Quote from: SGOS on September 19, 2019, 09:11:12 AM
I have no doubt in my mind, not one, that unidentified flying objects exist. But I think it's a stretch to assume aliens haul us up to their flying machines to do anal probes. Fucking aliens, travel across the galaxy so they can to anal probes? Just how much can you learn about a new species by doing anal probes? I mean give me a break. I think these aliens just have a weird fixation. The information about our race anyone gains by looking up someone's butt is quite limited, but they get you in their space craft and the first thing they do is get out the probe to see what's up there. How did they ever get intelligent enough to do space travel?
So all aliens are straight? ;-)
Quote from: SGOS on September 19, 2019, 09:11:12 AM
I have no doubt in my mind, not one, that unidentified flying objects exist. But I think it's a stretch to assume aliens haul us up to their flying machines to do anal probes. Fucking aliens, travel across the galaxy so they can to anal probes? Just how much can you learn about a new species by doing anal probes? I mean give me a break. I think these aliens just have a weird fixation. The information about our race anyone gains by looking up someone's butt is quite limited, but they get you in their space craft and the first thing they do is get out the probe to see what's up there. How did they ever get intelligent enough to do space travel?
They may consider our gut microbiome to be our "leaders," and we're just robots they've built to feed them and such. Only way to make contact with our microbial masters is through the one orifice that leads straight to them. Apparently they frown on just digging their own hole, through our abdomens, to get at them.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 19, 2019, 01:15:19 PM
They may consider our gut microbiome to be our "leaders," and we're just robots they've built to feed them and such. Only way to make contact with our microbial masters is through the one orifice that leads straight to them. Apparently they frown on just digging their own hole, through our abdomens, to get at them.
Absolutely thinking outside the box. 1000 likes. But this would be better than a Star Trek IV variant ... that we have whales in our gut! (idea from Fantastic Voyage combined with Star Trek).
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 19, 2019, 01:15:19 PM
They may consider our gut microbiome to be our "leaders," and we're just robots they've built to feed them and such. Only way to make contact with our microbial masters is through the one orifice that leads straight to them. Apparently they frown on just digging their own hole, through our abdomens, to get at them.
Reminds me of that Rick & Morty episode with the gut amusement park in a hobo.
There's a short story where a human crash lands on Mars and meets the Martians. They're a good bunch of beings and become very concerned when their examination of this alien shows that a parasite has grown in his body and has spread its tentacles throughout him from it's position at the top of the spinal cord. Being concerned for his body's welfare they announce they'll remove the parasite.
Were they wrong?
This silliness will never end. It's too good of an opium and the mirror mirror on the wall for a planet full of monkeys. You can adapt anything to it too from religion to whatnot.
Everybody is after human, esp. our assss, we arrre daat special, take that aliens. Look at dat asss, shayke it.
If there was a universal facebook including every civilisation in some universal network, I swear, ours would have been one of those narcissistic, dumb, ignorant people accounts where men and women constantly post their countless close up photos in different clothes, chatting about how they look and who was looking at their biceps or tits... because they were jelaous and wanted a piece.
Ow, this is so embarrassing. I am so happy that nobody is actually even watching.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 20, 2019, 07:58:37 AM
There's a short story where a human crash lands on Mars and meets the Martians. They're a good bunch of beings and become very concerned when their examination of this alien shows that a parasite has grown in his body and has spread its tentacles throughout him from it's position at the top of the spinal cord. Being concerned for his body's welfare they announce they'll remove the parasite.
Were they wrong?
Origin of zombies?
Quote from: drunkenshoe on September 20, 2019, 08:43:26 AM
This silliness will never end. It's too good of an opium and the mirror mirror on the wall for a planet full of monkeys. You can adapt anything to it too from religion to whatnot.
Everybody is after human, esp. our assss, we arrre daat special, take that aliens. Look at dat asss, shayke it.
If there was a universal facebook including every civilisation in some universal network, I swear, ours would have been one of those narcissistic, dumb, ignorant people accounts where men and women constantly post their countless close up photos in different clothes, chatting about how they look and who was looking at their biceps or tits... because they were jelaous and wanted a piece.
Ow, this is so embarrassing. I am so happy that nobody is actually even watching.
Fortunately our twerking can only be exposed to the universe at the speed of light. It should be just past Alpha Centauri by now.
I'll have to see some very extraordinary evidence before I even consider believing such extraordinary claims as alien visitation of Earth.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 20, 2019, 01:24:55 PM
I'll have to see some very extraordinary evidence before I even consider believing such extraordinary claims as alien visitation of Earth.
I am not proof enough of alien intelligence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBT68a56s70
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 20, 2019, 01:24:55 PM
I'll have to see some very extraordinary evidence before I even consider believing such extraordinary claims as alien visitation of Earth.
Best I can give you ten grainy youtube vids, thirty obvious 'shop jobs, and one photo of Venus. It's totes aliens, though.
Quote from: Hydra009 on September 20, 2019, 10:06:37 PM
Best I can give you ten grainy youtube vids, thirty obvious 'shop jobs, and one photo of Venus. It's totes aliens, though.
I like the conspiracy of underwater flying saucers off of Catalina Island (California) ... explains a lot about that state.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 19, 2019, 01:15:19 PM
They may consider our gut microbiome to be our "leaders," and we're just robots they've built to feed them and such. Only way to make contact with our microbial masters is through the one orifice that leads straight to them. Apparently they frown on just digging their own hole, through our abdomens, to get at them.
No, no. They don't care about microbes. We are Earth's primary species. All other living things are just fluff. After global warming, when all other species have vanished into extinction, man will be the only living thing that endured, because we are mighty.
Humans won't let ALL the animals go extinct. We will always have fans of dog fighting, cock fighting, bull fighting, cat videos, and steak.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 23, 2019, 09:57:24 AM
Humans won't let ALL the animals go extinct. We will always have fans of dog fighting, cock fighting, bull fighting, cat videos, and steak.
Bull baiting .... aham .... and don't forget betting on Siamese fighting fish!
Quote from: Shiranu on September 19, 2019, 01:53:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZeAYsz7rvw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZeAYsz7rvw)
I am too sober to presented with this information tbh.
1. Fox News. Ugh. Why am I not surprised these people are perpetuating this conspiracy theory?
2. What does the Navy have to do with aircraft? It'd be one thing if the Airforce saw these things and were like, "WTF? That isn't ours!" But the Navy finding unidentified flying aircraft doesn't lend any more credibility to their claims. Like imagine the IRS saying the same thing. Yeah, they're part of the government, but what do they know about it?
3. The idea that the government is secretly hiding aliens was ironically used by the government as a cover up for their own embarrassments. By perpetuating this conspiracy, they draw attention away from their real secrets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvnxF6Hwwmg&list=LLfrQXh-brB1wUrW0SuY9Xpw&index=69&t=0s
Real secrets? What is Trump hiding under his combover? Paranoia much?
Quote from: Baruch on September 23, 2019, 01:03:43 PM
Real secrets? What is Trump hiding under his combover? Paranoia much?
It's actually pretty simple. They chose Area 51 because it was in the middle of nowhere, and they could test their new aircraft there without anyone noticing. But somebody did notice. The guy who noticed was a moron, however, and went to them saying that he witnessed what he believed to be extraterrestrial spacecraft.
"Uhh... Yeah... Alien spacecraft. That's what it was. Totally wasn't us. Here, let me tell you about all the secret alien stuff we have. But you have to promise me you won't tell anybody!"
The assumption that there were alien spacecraft there was convenient for the USAF while they were developing the Wobblin' Goblin.
What Kenneth Arnold saw was a contingent of flying wings, I think.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 24, 2019, 01:22:21 PM
What Kenneth Arnold saw was a contingent of flying wings, I think.
Nazi Germany built them first, and the Volkswagen too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO3OS6FNVeI
And the US was working on one during WW II also.
Quote from: Unbeliever on September 24, 2019, 01:22:21 PM
What Kenneth Arnold saw was a contingent of flying wings, I think.
Actually, the maneuvers the objects apparently made were impossible for any physical object.
Not the ones Arnold saw.
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on September 24, 2019, 03:28:16 PM
Actually, the maneuvers the objects apparently made were impossible for any physical object.
Swamp gas .... over the ocean ;-)