https://politics.theonion.com/john-bolton-urges-war-against-the-sun-after-uncovering-1835805360
Take that ... old star!
Given the Onion's track record, this will actually be true in 10 years time or less.
Quote from: Baruch on June 26, 2019, 07:01:12 PM
https://politics.theonion.com/john-bolton-urges-war-against-the-sun-after-uncovering-1835805360
Take that ... old star!
I guess we couldn't just put sanctions on the sun, huh? Freeze its bank accounts?
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 27, 2019, 01:23:40 PM
I guess we couldn't just put sanctions on the sun, huh? Freeze its bank accounts?
Call in Dr Freeze ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkTHtWX7CCY
Exactly who you need for a new Cold War.
I guess his iciness just couldn't take the heat.