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Title: GOP Jesus
Post by: _Xenu_ on March 27, 2019, 07:58:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZ2L-R8NgrA
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on March 27, 2019, 09:07:38 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhHp3Zfu7eE
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on March 28, 2019, 01:50:49 AM
Prof Wolff is a real Marxist.  Not these namby-pambies we have now.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: PopeyesPappy on March 28, 2019, 06:48:38 AM
Fox News Jesus

(https://tomdwyer.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Fox-News-Jesus.jpg)
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on March 28, 2019, 07:30:05 AM
Except that Jesus was Jewish, not Christian.  So it was anti-semitic action, not just an internal Jewish political matter.

Sorry, I have never heard of any hippie who contributed anything beyond drug addiction and STD.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Mike Cl on March 28, 2019, 11:44:02 AM
Quote from: Baruch on March 28, 2019, 07:30:05 AM
Except that Jesus was Jewish, not Christian.  So it was anti-semitic action, not just an internal Jewish political matter.

Sorry, I have never heard of any hippie who contributed anything beyond drug addiction and STD.
Bugs Bunny was Jewish.  Jesus was a fiction.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on March 28, 2019, 12:59:43 PM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 28, 2019, 11:44:02 AM
Bugs Bunny was Jewish.  Jesus was a fiction.

No True Hippies?  Maybe they were just a fiction of the Nixon MSM?
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2019, 02:46:10 PM
"And I say unto thee, render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's only if it does not in some indirect way fund abortion or science you disapprove of or in some way benefit the poor and needy, who will only use it for drugs.  (Cause that's how Samaritans are, though some I assume are good people)  Give to me, instead.  In time, my wealthy shall impress Caesar and he will consult me in weekly calls, allowing me to shape Roman policy with neither responsibility nor accountability.  Amen."
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Hydra009 on March 28, 2019, 03:28:13 PM
Jesus entered the marketplace and sat beside the money-changers.  He said, "Blessed be the elite, for they are the job creators!"

He then looked at the treasury where many rich people put in large sums.  A poor widow came up and put in two copper coins.  Agitated, Jesus shouted, "Why do you only have two copper coins?!  Where is your wealth?  My friend here - this guy can take a straw, dump it into the ground, and oil pours out.  His hard work and ingenuity has earned him great sums of wealth.  Where is your hard work?"  The widow stood there, ashamed.  Jesus admonished her again, "You should be inspired by this man to work hard and pull yourself up by the loose threads of your tunic.  No matter.  Depart from me, ye that work infrequently."

After the widow departed, Jesus grabbed large handfuls of coins from the treasury and said unto the money-changers.  "Rejoice and be glad, for those whose wealth is great, so too is their reward in heaven!"
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on March 29, 2019, 12:51:13 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on March 28, 2019, 11:44:02 AM
Bugs Bunny was Jewish.  Jesus was a fiction.

Yeah, the way he pronounced "Albuquerque" was a dead give-away.  And those carrots - SO symbolic... And always trying to undercut that WASP Fudd.  Man, it couldn't have been more obvious. 
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on March 29, 2019, 03:34:46 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on March 29, 2019, 12:51:13 AM
Yeah, the way he pronounced "Albuquerque" was a dead give-away.  And those carrots - SO symbolic... And always trying to undercut that WASP Fudd.  Man, it couldn't have been more obvious.

Are you dissing NYC residents?

"According to Mel Blanc, the character's original voice actor, Bugs Bunny has a Flatbush accent, an equal blend of the Bronx and Brooklyn dialects (of the new york accent)."

All New Englanders are witch burners ... then and now, just have a new target of their hate.  Is that fair?  Thought not.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on March 29, 2019, 04:29:06 AM
Quote from: Baruch on March 29, 2019, 03:34:46 AM
Are you dissing NYC residents?

"According to Mel Blanc, the character's original voice actor, Bugs Bunny has a Flatbush accent, an equal blend of the Bronx and Brooklyn dialects (of the new york accent)."

All New Englanders are witch burners ... then and now, just have a new target of their hate.  Is that fair?  Thought not.

Don't all Jews live in NYC and Montgomery County MD?
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on March 29, 2019, 06:41:49 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on March 29, 2019, 04:29:06 AM
Don't all Jews live in NYC and Montgomery County MD?

Only in the fevered imaginations of anti-semites ;-(  Just because many NYC residents claim to be Jewish, doesn' make it so, also doesn't make them ALL Jewish.  But I supposed, back in the day, with Vaudeville dominated by Jewish talent, it might seem a wiseacre like Bugs could be Jewish ;-)  He certainly outsmarted all his opponents.  Are New Englanders Popeye in comparison?
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Minimalist on March 29, 2019, 04:54:49 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/RejI1l4.png)
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on April 01, 2019, 08:06:11 PM

QuotePennsylvania State Rep. Stephanie Borowicz went full Jesus this week in an attempt to one-up an entering Muslim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWyXvvoYQPQ


That woman no more believes in Jesus than I do. If she did, she wouldn't be praying in public, according to what Jesus said in Matthew 6:5-7:

"And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking."


Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on April 01, 2019, 08:15:53 PM
Some people are just addicted to mythamphetamine.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 01, 2019, 09:28:25 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 01, 2019, 08:15:53 PM
Some people are just addicted to mythamphetamine.
Stealin' that.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on April 01, 2019, 10:11:52 PM
Quote from: Baruch on March 29, 2019, 06:41:49 AM
Only in the fevered imaginations of anti-semites ;-(  Just because many NYC residents claim to be Jewish, doesn' make it so, also doesn't make them ALL Jewish.  But I supposed, back in the day, with Vaudeville dominated by Jewish talent, it might seem a wiseacre like Bugs could be Jewish ;-)  He certainly outsmarted all his opponents.  Are New Englanders Popeye in comparison?

I was joking, Baruch...  For someone who does that so often, you sure can't take one, LOL
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on April 02, 2019, 02:17:47 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on April 01, 2019, 10:11:52 PM
I was joking, Baruch...  For someone who does that so often, you sure can't take one, LOL

Just correcting your CNN based propaganda line ;-)
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on April 02, 2019, 04:26:54 AM
Quote from: Baruch on April 02, 2019, 02:17:47 AM
Just correcting your CNN based propaganda line ;-)

I don't watch CNN...
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on April 02, 2019, 12:53:21 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on April 02, 2019, 04:26:54 AM
I don't watch CNN...

MSNBC?  Might as well.  Good echo chamber.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Munch on April 02, 2019, 12:56:53 PM
I aesthetically prefer bodybuilder jesus.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/16/7e/2b/167e2b3b28b899b72514583a641705a3.jpg)
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on April 02, 2019, 01:24:27 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 01, 2019, 09:28:25 PM
Stealin' that.
You can't steal what's given for free! LOL
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on April 02, 2019, 07:21:59 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 02, 2019, 01:24:27 PM
You can't steal what's given for free! LOL

Life was given for free.  We steal lives every day ;-(
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Minimalist on April 02, 2019, 08:15:06 PM
QuoteThat woman no more believes in Jesus than I do. If she did, she wouldn't be praying in public,

What did that fuck jesus know?  Just some smelly hippie socialist asshole.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Mike Cl on April 02, 2019, 09:38:18 PM
Quote from: Minimalist on April 02, 2019, 08:15:06 PM
What did that fuck jesus know?  Just some smelly hippie socialist asshole.
He is a fiction so he knew whatever the creators of that fiction said he knew. Which, of course, changes with each person who claims to know what he said. 
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on April 03, 2019, 12:48:00 AM
Quote from: Mike Cl on April 02, 2019, 09:38:18 PM
He is a fiction so he knew whatever the creators of that fiction said he knew. Which, of course, changes with each person who claims to know what he said.

Archetypes are still dangerous.  A strong manly Roman is far superior ;-)  Vae victus.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Mike Cl on April 03, 2019, 09:20:06 AM
Quote from: Baruch on April 03, 2019, 12:48:00 AM
Archetypes are still dangerous.  A strong manly Roman is far superior ;-)  Vae victus.
Joseph Campbell suggests such about archetypes.  I think he would say they were powerful; but dangerous fits well, too. 
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Gawdzilla Sama on April 03, 2019, 11:58:10 AM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 02, 2019, 01:24:27 PM
You can't steal what's given for free! LOL
Won't stop me tryin'.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on April 03, 2019, 01:29:55 PM
Quote from: Gawdzilla Sama on April 03, 2019, 11:58:10 AM
Won't stop me tryin'.
You're certainly welcome to it! :-)
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on April 03, 2019, 04:20:44 PM
The Republicans want to be the party of hell scare.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on April 03, 2019, 06:14:56 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on April 03, 2019, 04:20:44 PM
The Republicans want to be the party of hell scare.

They already tried "Scared Straight" ... the gays laughed.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: hobby420 on April 09, 2019, 01:23:12 PM
Ahhh Republican Party... The American Taliban.  (Dawkins- the God Delusion)

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Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Munch on April 09, 2019, 02:02:31 PM
Quote from: hobby420 on April 09, 2019, 01:23:12 PM
Ahhh Republican Party... The American Taliban.  (Dawkins- the God Delusion)

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk

urm, hey.

who be you?
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: hobby420 on April 09, 2019, 02:14:45 PM
New to this forum... I deleted my FB account but missed my heathen friends so was pleased to see this group!

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Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Mike Cl on April 09, 2019, 02:16:18 PM
Quote from: hobby420 on April 09, 2019, 02:14:45 PM
New to this forum... I deleted my FB account but missed my heathen friends so was pleased to see this group!

Sent from my Pixel 3 XL using Tapatalk
Welcome, hobby--please go to the intro section and share who you are.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on April 09, 2019, 02:24:33 PM
Yeah, enquiring minds want to know! ;-)
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Mr.Obvious on April 09, 2019, 02:26:05 PM
Quote from: Munch on April 02, 2019, 12:56:53 PM
I aesthetically prefer bodybuilder jesus.

(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/16/7e/2b/167e2b3b28b899b72514583a641705a3.jpg)

That's one Jesus I bet can get you on your knees.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on May 31, 2019, 07:16:50 AM
Quote from: Mr.Obvious on April 09, 2019, 02:26:05 PM
That's one Jesus I bet can get you on your knees.

I have to admit...  That is pretty creative.  At least I'VE never seen that one before.  Not that is the least bit real (no one can even prove there WAS a  real "Jesus on the cross".  But I admire creativity.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on May 31, 2019, 10:26:33 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on May 31, 2019, 07:16:50 AM
I have to admit...  That is pretty creative.  At least I'VE never seen that one before.  Not that is the least bit real (no one can even prove there WAS a  real "Jesus on the cross".  But I admire creativity.

There were never crucified Jews … that is just an P of the Elders of Zion propaganda.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on June 04, 2019, 09:42:47 AM
Quote from: Baruch on May 31, 2019, 10:26:33 PM
There were never crucified Jews … that is just an P of the Elders of Zion propaganda.

For details, you can see the wikipedia artivle,

Answers.com says "Crucifixion has been used by several civilizations as a form of capital punishment. An exact number is hard to give based on the historical records. The Romans killed at least 10,000 in this way and probably many thousands more. It was used on enemies of the state as a humiliation."  Ethnic and religious identities are not specified.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on June 04, 2019, 01:34:23 PM
The Romans would not have crucified the two thieves with Jesus, because they reserved that particular method for political crimes, and unless they stole from a Roman high mucky-muck, they'd have simply cut off their hands, or whatever.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on June 04, 2019, 01:43:51 PM

EVERYTHING you know about Jesus' death is wrong â€" He wasn't even crucified


QuoteNew book Crucifixion’s a Doddle by Julian Doyle, uses ancient texts, religious artworks and the Bible itself to refute some of the most common-held beliefs about the death of Jesus.
Doyle's research questions the popular image of the immense wooden cross when there were so few trees in Judea. He points out that the Romans executed criminals by impaling them, while Jewish law preferred stoning them. And why were there no images of the cross for almost four centuries after Jesus' death?
After the attempt to crucify the Monty Python team for their film Life of Brian it became clear to Doyle, the film’s editor, that something was seriously wrong with everything we think we know and he began to investigate.

https://www.express.co.uk/entertainment/books/730997/Jesus-Christ-crucifixion-Bible-story-wrong-Julian-Doyle-book
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 04, 2019, 02:48:09 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 04, 2019, 01:34:23 PM
The Romans would not have crucified the two thieves with Jesus, because they reserved that particular method for political crimes, and unless they stole from a Roman high mucky-muck, they'd have simply cut off their hands, or whatever.

In the implied story, they are political convicts, same as Jesus.  One modest, the other immodest.  The terrorist who is modest, is forgiven.  Judas Iscariot was one of the terrorists, as was Simon the Zealot.  The average Jew considered these guys the same as ISIS today.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on June 04, 2019, 03:33:56 PM
This guy is a real piece of work:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fjyYVaLwGs



Quote from: A.A. Allen,  to Marjoe Gortner, quoted in James A Haught, Covering the Bible Belt II: A Freethinker’s Testimony
When you can turn people on their head and shake them and no money falls out, then you know God's saying, "Move on, son."
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: aitm on June 04, 2019, 04:40:52 PM
I sure wish I could be sacrificed like Jesus...go from a smelly goat herder to a god. Sounds like a hell of an upgrade to me. Course the whole thing falls apart if the Jews didn't do their job and kill the arrogant "other"  jew.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 04, 2019, 08:55:24 PM
Quote from: aitm on June 04, 2019, 04:40:52 PM
I sure wish I could be sacrificed like Jesus...go from a smelly goat herder to a god. Sounds like a hell of an upgrade to me. Course the whole thing falls apart if the Jews didn't do their job and kill the arrogant "other"  jew.

Romans killed a dissident.  They did that regularly.  In a manner of speaking, the fake story of Jesus is the ultimate revenge fantasy by Hellenistic Jews, who became extinct in the 2nd century.  Revenge against rabbinic Jews and pagans alike.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on June 06, 2019, 03:12:48 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 04, 2019, 02:48:09 PM
In the implied story, they are political convicts, same as Jesus.  One modest, the other immodest.  The terrorist who is modest, is forgiven.  Judas Iscariot was one of the terrorists, as was Simon the Zealot.  The average Jew considered these guys the same as ISIS today.

Let's keep in mind that these were stories a century or so old when first written in an age when written records were rare and untrustworthy.  The basic existence of Jesus is uncertain and there are reasons to doubt it (by lack of evidence). 

The Roman Legions the local government did keep good records.  And they never mentioned people like Jesus or events like Masada. 
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2019, 07:20:12 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 06, 2019, 03:12:48 AM
Let's keep in mind that these were stories a century or so old when first written in an age when written records were rare and untrustworthy.  The basic existence of Jesus is uncertain and there are reasons to doubt it (by lack of evidence). 

The Roman Legions the local government did keep good records.  And they never mentioned people like Jesus or events like Masada.

Yes, winners rarely talk about their war crimes.  That is why the Nazis are unusual, they kept great internal records (not intended for public consumption).
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on June 06, 2019, 10:06:19 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 06, 2019, 07:20:12 AM
Yes, winners rarely talk about their war crimes.  That is why the Nazis are unusual, they kept great internal records (not intended for public consumption).

What amazes me about Masada is that no one else than Josephus seems to have known about it at the time or shortly after.  The Roman Legions never mentioned it.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 06, 2019, 12:12:35 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 06, 2019, 10:06:19 AM
What amazes me about Masada is that no one else than Josephus seems to have known about it at the time or shortly after.  The Roman Legions never mentioned it.

It was an embarrassment.  The Legions don't repeat those stories.  Military never does.

Josephus was pro-Roman, otherwise the Romans wouldn't have let his books be written, and Christians wouldn't have copied him.  No Jewish writer copied him, a traitor.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on June 11, 2019, 03:05:38 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 06, 2019, 12:12:35 PM
It was an embarrassment.  The Legions don't repeat those stories.  Military never does.

Josephus was pro-Roman, otherwise the Romans wouldn't have let his books be written, and Christians wouldn't have copied him.  No Jewish writer copied him, a traitor.

And yet, he is the ONLY source about Masada.  And by his own admission, he "fixed" the suicides so that he was the only survivor and slipped away through the whole surrounding Roman army who were on the lookout for stragglers.  How convenient...  I think the plain truth is that it never really happened.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 11, 2019, 05:36:05 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 11, 2019, 03:05:38 AM
And yet, he is the ONLY source about Masada.  And by his own admission, he "fixed" the suicides so that he was the only survivor and slipped away through the whole surrounding Roman army who were on the lookout for stragglers.  How convenient...  I think the plain truth is that it never really happened.

I agree, I think the suicides were fictional.  And his story in general is a crock.  But good reading.

But do you deny that Rome destroyed Jerusalem, or was that Pod People?
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on June 11, 2019, 05:52:05 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 11, 2019, 05:36:05 AM
I agree, I think the suicides were fictional.  And his story in general is a crock.  But good reading.

But do you deny that Rome destroyed Jerusalem, or was that Pod People?

I'm shocked!  I've never met a religious person who agreed Masada was "fake news".  Thank you.

I don't deny the Romans pretty much destroyed Jerusalem, as that is well-recorded.  They were a rather brutal people.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 11, 2019, 09:02:48 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 11, 2019, 05:52:05 AM
I'm shocked!  I've never met a religious person who agreed Masada was "fake news".  Thank you.

I don't deny the Romans pretty much destroyed Jerusalem, as that is well-recorded.  They were a rather brutal people.

Why?  Nobody asked.  The Masada story was real, but didn't happen as described by Josephus.  See that huge siege ramp?  Josephus had a political angle to spin.  Jews didn't commit suicide at Jotapata or at Masada.  The story at Jotapata is to explain Josephus' amazing escape (he betrayed his people).  And Josephus only heard about Masada second hand.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on June 12, 2019, 12:38:54 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 11, 2019, 09:02:48 AM
Why?  Nobody asked.  The Masada story was real, but didn't happen as described by Josephus.  See that huge siege ramp?  Josephus had a political angle to spin.  Jews didn't commit suicide at Jotapata or at Masada.  The story at Jotapata is to explain Josephus' amazing escape (he betrayed his people).  And Josephus only heard about Masada second hand.

Why?  Oh, I used to argue with people about Masada all the time and they always used Josephus as a reference.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 12, 2019, 03:58:41 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 12, 2019, 12:38:54 AM
Why?  Oh, I used to argue with people about Masada all the time and they always used Josephus as a reference.

What, instead of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?  No, I think you like to torture flies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3fx6TugN7g

The original Matrix, dudes!
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on June 12, 2019, 05:55:43 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 12, 2019, 03:58:41 AM
What, instead of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure?  No, I think you like to torture flies?

The original Matrix, dudes!

Funny you mentioned flies.  I have 6 pots of Venus fly traps on the deck (I nurture them through the Winter in the garage under weak light).  So I enjoy feeding the flies I catch in the house (I have fast hands) to the VFTs.  Watching the traps close is fascinating.  Any large ants that invade the house get the same treatment.

I have also sometimes caught adult Praying Mantis in the Fall and kept them on a thread collar on the dresser while I offerred them worms that came out of acorns.

And then there was the time I watched a small snake in the pond who caught a frog badly.  The poor frog complained for an hour as was slowly swallowed.   I didn't try to help the frog.  There were lots of frogs.  And the snake needed a meal. 

Problem?
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 12, 2019, 11:49:36 AM
Hakuna Matata!

I have a brown thumb.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Unbeliever on June 12, 2019, 01:21:39 PM
Well, we've already established that your eyes are brown, being so full of shit, and all.


:-P
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 12, 2019, 04:50:42 PM
Quote from: Unbeliever on June 12, 2019, 01:21:39 PM
Well, we've already established that your eyes are brown, being so full of shit, and all.


:-P

Haha ... that is an old Texan joke, and I am Texan.  Actually had hazel eyes, but alien shaped pupils, until cataract surgery, now they are grey alien eyes ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FU2OSGCS2Ak
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on June 15, 2019, 11:10:37 AM
Quote from: Baruch on June 12, 2019, 04:50:42 PM
Haha ... that is an old Texan joke, and I am Texan.  Actually had hazel eyes, but alien shaped pupils, until cataract surgery, now they are grey alien eyes ...

My eyes are the same color as Chris Hayes's on MSNBC.  I just noticed that last night.  So someone please tell me what color that is.  I've never been sure.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Minimalist on June 15, 2019, 11:48:47 AM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 06, 2019, 10:06:19 AM
What amazes me about Masada is that no one else than Josephus seems to have known about it at the time or shortly after.  The Roman Legions never mentioned it.


And yet, Flavius Silva's ramp still largely remains intact up the side of Masada.

(https://www.rollaramp.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/5245894879_bc1875f524_o.jpg)

We have no idea what they wrote.  We only know what survived.  In the aftermath of the Year of the 4 Emperors the Roman world had a lot more pressing issues than a small bunch of rebels in far off Judaea.  The empire was bankrupt, the capitol was nearly burned to the ground in the final battle and there were revolts or the aftermath of revolts to deal with in Germany, Gaul and Spain.

No one gave a flying fuck about Judaea.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 15, 2019, 12:23:57 PM
Good bio on Vespasian ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r72X5oUPTwM

But in the longer run, what happened (or alleged to have happened) in Judea, was the most important.  The Flavians have the Colosseum ... the Christians have 2 billion followers.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Cavebear on June 15, 2019, 02:22:23 PM
Quote from: Baruch on June 15, 2019, 12:23:57 PM
Good bio on Vespasian ...


But in the longer run, what happened (or alleged to have happened) in Judea, was the most important.  The Flavians have the Colosseum ... the Christians have 2 billion followers.

Islam   1.8 billion   24.1%
Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist   1.2 billion   16%
Hinduism   1.15 billion   15%

Was there some point to that?  This isn't a vote.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 15, 2019, 03:40:52 PM
Quote from: Cavebear on June 15, 2019, 02:22:23 PM
Islam   1.8 billion   24.1%
Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist   1.2 billion   16%
Hinduism   1.15 billion   15%

Was there some point to that?  This isn't a vote.

Competition is good.  Particularly when we used spears, arrows and swords ;-)  Rabbinic strategy ... "you and him go fight, we will sell tickets and concessions" ... which we learned at the Colosseum (built with stolen Jewish wealth).  Reparations, like Indian casinos, only for 2000 years so far.
Title: Re: GOP Jesus
Post by: Baruch on June 26, 2019, 06:49:21 PM
We have had a word from GOP Jesus, how about Dem Judas?

https://politics.theonion.com/i-just-want-a-substantive-issues-oriented-democratic-1835835354

Just the Onion.  The actual two nights might be far worse.  I will be laughing, will you?

I support Tulsi Gabbard ... just because SJW's heads would explode.