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Title: I had a dream...
Post by: Satt on June 21, 2013, 05:49:34 AM
I had an interesting dream last night. Overnight I evolved into a indestructible giant. My feet were large enough to easily crush

a large building. After realizing my power, I swam across the ocean to Jerusalem and destroyed the temple mount in a matter of

seconds. Naturally, this enraged the Muslim world, but there was nothing they could do about it. By the time I walked to Mecca,

there were armies waiting for me. They released all the arms they could muster, but it was no use. I walked over them and stomped

on the Kaaba, utterly destroying their silly black cube. When the people of the world realized what was happening and the power I

had attained, they tried to launch a nuke at me. I saw it coming. I plucked it out of the air and flicked it into the Saudi royal

palace where it exploded, killing the entire royal family and many more. After that I announced to the world that war had come to

an end. I would allow people to worship their gods, but from now on, if anyone went to war, I would destroy both sides just to

show how stupid they both were. It only took a short time before the Muslims figured out that if they attacked anyone, I would

destroy their enemies for them at the cost of whatever small army they had mustered. Once I realized their plan, I systematically

detroyed every mosque on the planet, killing every Muslim I could find. Eventually, there were no more Muslims, and the other

religions were smart enough not to screw with me...and there was finally peace.

This was a good dream.  :pirate:
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on June 21, 2013, 05:56:55 AM
Did you look like Bruce Willis in the dream?  :wink:
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Satt on June 21, 2013, 06:00:37 AM
Quote from: "Youssuf Ramadan"Did you look like Bruce Willis in the dream?  :wink:

I don't recall seeing myself in the dream. All I remember is seeing what my foot looked like when it was stomping buildings and people.
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Plu on June 21, 2013, 06:06:14 AM
So basically you turned into a homocidal maniac but becuase you were busy wiping out innocent muslims and not people of your own faith, it was a good dream?

That's... interesting. Try replacing 'muslims' with 'fellow countrymen' and 'mosque' with 'church', see if it's still a good dream then :/
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: pr126 on June 21, 2013, 06:26:39 AM
@ Satt

Your dream is a thought crime. Doubleplus ungood.
Stop it, or you'll end up in room 101.
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: StupidWiz on June 21, 2013, 09:02:35 AM
But... but... it's just a dreaaaaaam~  :-D
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Satt on June 21, 2013, 09:10:41 AM
Quote from: "Plu"So basically you turned into a homocidal maniac but becuase you were busy wiping out innocent muslims and not people of your own faith, it was a good dream?

That's... interesting. Try replacing 'muslims' with 'fellow countrymen' and 'mosque' with 'church', see if it's still a good dream then :/

It was a good dream because I singlehandedly ended war all over the Earth. Yes, I was a "homocidal maniac". Also, even though it was A DREAM, I am sure I would've gladly destoyed my "fellow countrymen" if they were stupid enough to start another war. Also, I no longer consider myself a person who cares about "church" so your point is moot. All religious buildings are breeding centers for violence in my mind.
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Plu on June 21, 2013, 09:15:22 AM
Well, at least you're consistent about it. Sorry about jumping to conclusions :)
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Mister Agenda on June 21, 2013, 09:19:52 AM
So you dreamed you were a giant god.
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Jmpty on June 21, 2013, 10:15:30 AM
I don't think that I have ever dreamed about killing anyone. Hope I never do.
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Satt on June 21, 2013, 10:16:49 AM
Quote from: "Jmpty"I don't think that I have ever dreamed about killing anyone. Hope I never do.

I have dreamed about killing people ever since I was a child. It only got worse once I got out of the military.
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Solitary on June 21, 2013, 01:06:56 PM
Now why would anyone trained to kill by the military dream of killing? My problem is I always dream someone is trying to kill me and I can't find my rifle, or I'm at work and can't find my tools. And then this train is coming at me and I'm a miniature man running on the track with it getting closer and closer shining it's light on me and I wake up sweating. Does anyone here have vivid dreams that are almost like reality? Solitary
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: aitm on June 21, 2013, 02:08:19 PM
you guys have interesting dreams, mine are usually involving Jessica Alba and baby oil.....
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: viocjit on June 21, 2013, 03:59:32 PM
:rollin: Your dream is funny , because this is a tragedy (some innocents were died) but in the other hand you stop many wars.
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Cocoa Beware on June 21, 2013, 04:14:02 PM
Too many vidya games maybe?
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 21, 2013, 05:58:15 PM
I dream really vivid waking up thinking I'm still doing whatever I was doing in my dream. I dreamed I was looking for my moms cell phone number.. She died in 1993.. never owned a cell phone, but I grabbed my phone when I woke up..
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Jason78 on June 21, 2013, 07:00:31 PM
All we need you to do now is take care of those aliens on Rigel 7 and we'll be sorted.

Earth 1 : Everyone else 0
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Elohim on June 21, 2013, 07:07:01 PM
That's a pretty bizarre dream. Was it lucid to some extent?
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Youssuf Ramadan on June 22, 2013, 06:38:44 AM
Quote from: "Mister Agenda"So you dreamed you were a giant god.

Hahahahaha!  :rollin:
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: josephpalazzo on June 22, 2013, 06:41:20 AM
What would be the difference between a giant god and a midget one?
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: Solitary on June 22, 2013, 10:49:34 AM
When they step on your head you will know the difference. He! He! Solitary
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: the_antithesis on June 22, 2013, 11:30:12 AM
[youtube:27hqn4do]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he6TQsU8d6k[/youtube:27hqn4do]
Title: Re: I had a dream...
Post by: AllPurposeAtheist on June 22, 2013, 12:10:47 PM
I've noticed most of my vivid dream occur when I'm taking short naps, seldom if I sleep through the night. I miss those great 'sex dreams' of my youth. I'll go out on a limb and say that's a reflection of my current condition. :cry: