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Title: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: SoldierofFortune on November 04, 2018, 11:37:51 AM
i am opening this thread on joke section but this is no joke. just an observation of me about gay people. ı dont mean to say they have low standards of choosing. but whenever i come across an open gay they always try to hang on with me. if ı was bisex. ıt wouldnr be hard to to me make higher scores ... ðŸ˜,
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: Baruch on November 04, 2018, 12:09:53 PM
Whether approached by a man or a woman, no matter what you might be yourself, just be cool.  You will know if there is an attraction or not.
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: Jane Plain on November 04, 2018, 12:10:22 PM
You are just too sexy.......
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: Munch on November 04, 2018, 02:08:07 PM
I can't remember if you posted a picture of yourself, but maybe your a nice looking guy to them?

I've known several guys over the years that are just that easy, drawn to whoevers hot and new or even who seems unobtainable and the challenge is there.
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: Jason78 on November 06, 2018, 03:26:07 AM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on November 04, 2018, 11:37:51 AM
if ı was bisex. ıt wouldnr be hard to to me make higher scores ... ðŸ˜,

It really doesn't work that way.   But you never know!  Give it a shot.
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: _Xenu_ on November 06, 2018, 06:16:24 AM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on November 04, 2018, 11:37:51 AM
i am opening this thread on joke section but this is no joke. just an observation of me about gay people. ı dont mean to say they have low standards of choosing. but whenever i come across an open gay they always try to hang on with me. if ı was bisex. ıt wouldnr be hard to to me make higher scores ... ðŸ˜,
Meh. I wish I had that issue.
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: GSOgymrat on November 06, 2018, 04:48:15 PM
https://youtu.be/ATPFhDpBGn4
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: Blackleaf on November 06, 2018, 07:04:12 PM
I'm not gay, but I imagine having fewer options can result in loose standards. Just imagine being someone who is transsexual and straight. You'd likely bump into someone compatible once every blue moon, and you won't even like them half the time.
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: aitm on November 08, 2018, 07:27:14 PM
Quote from: SoldierofFortune on November 04, 2018, 11:37:51 AM
i am opening this thread on joke section but this is no joke. just an observation of me about gay people. ı dont mean to say they have low standards of choosing. but whenever i come across an open gay they always try to hang on with me. if ı was bisex. ıt wouldnr be hard to to me make higher scores ... ðŸ˜,
or........maybe they...being so nice and concerned of their fellow man, took pity on you and tried to lift your spirits and you just thought they was hittin on you...them gays can be shirley craz ya know.
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: Halkenburg on January 25, 2019, 10:52:34 PM
I once posted a picture of myself - I am a heavy set and hairy guy - to a gay community when I was feeling self-conscious about my body and it wasn't long before I was inundated with compliments about how sexy my body is and how people want to do all sorts of dirty stuff to me. Apparently, people with my body type are known as "bears" in the gay community. I like it. Has a nice ring to it. Mind you that I have gotten virtually zero sexual attention from women in real life. It was an eye-opening experience. Wish I way gay, LOL!
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: aitm on January 26, 2019, 09:53:46 AM
Don't give up on your dreams so easily.
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: Baruch on January 26, 2019, 10:52:01 AM
Quote from: aitm on January 26, 2019, 09:53:46 AM
Don't give up on your dreams so easily.

Don't get a voluntary amputation, to attract people who are into that ;-)
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: Halkenburg on January 27, 2019, 05:32:00 AM
Quote from: aitm on January 26, 2019, 09:53:46 AM
Don't give up on your dreams so easily.

Are you trying to hit on me? ;-)
Title: Re: Why gays are so easy to pick up?
Post by: trdsf on January 28, 2019, 07:38:46 PM
Holy Bob, I wish.  As it stands, the last time I was hit on by another man, I had just married my then-future ex-wife.  As soon as I came out, I started getting hit on by women.  I'd be happy to get picked up for a light snuggle while watching vintage MST3K episodes at this point.